Aussie Summer of Cricket

[Duluth]

https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/pakistan-in-australia-2023-24-1375835/australia-vs-pakistan-1st-test-1375842/match-preview

Aus v Pakistan starts in a couple of hours

Both XI’s named already

Australia XI: 1 David Warner, 2 Usman Khawaja, 3 Marnus Labuschagne, 4 Steven Smith, 5 Travis Head, 6 Mitchell Marsh, 7 Alex Carey (wk), 8 Mitchell Starc, 9 Pat Cummins (capt), 10 Nathan Lyon, 11 Josh Hazlewood

Pakistan XI: 1 Abdullah Shafique, 2 Imam-ul-Haq, 3 Shan Masood (capt), 4 Babar Azam, 5 Saud Shakeel, 6 Sarfaraz Ahmed (wk), 7 Salman Ali Agha, 8 Faheem Ashraf, 9 Shaheen Shah Afridi, 10 Aamer Jamal, 11 Khurram Shahzad

[nzzp]

Aus $1.25
Pak $11

seems about right. Let the ritual disembowelling begin!

[MN5]

@nzzp said in Aussie Summer of Cricket:

Aus $1.25
Pak $11

seems about right. Let the ritual disembowelling begin!

Very, very settled Oz team. They will destroy Pakistan.

…..and let’s hope the great Warner gets the send off he richly deserves.

[NTA]

@MN5 said in Aussie Summer of Cricket:

…..and let’s hope the great Warner gets the send off he richly deserves.

The one Warner wants? Or the one @Virgil wants?

[NTA]

No first ball duck. Sorry Virg.

[Virgil]

@NTA

[nzzp]

@Virgil

[MN5]

Any truth to the rumour that Mitchell Johnson Khan has changed allegiances and is opening the bowling for Pakistan ?

[NTA]

[Donsteppa]

[Virgil]

@NTA said in Aussie Summer of Cricket:

Literal definition of an at home flat track bully

[NTA]

True, but he's not responsible for shit bowling going on today.

And the track sounds like it has a bit in it. Pakistan haven't been accurate enough.

[NTA]

That'll be the first opening ton partnership Warner has been involved in for a while

[MN5]

@Virgil said in Aussie Summer of Cricket:

@NTA said in Aussie Summer of Cricket:

Literal definition of an at home flat track bully

This is such a @Virgil post.

It is very accurate though. Warner would never get past a Hayden/Langer combo when you’re picking an all time Aussie team from 2000 on

[antipodean]

He'd get selected in the All Time Only Play At Home Comprised Solely Of Fuckwits team. Probably make captain too.

[MN5]

@antipodean said in Aussie Summer of Cricket:

He'd get selected in the All Time Only Play At Home Comprised Solely Of Fuckwits team. Probably make captain too.

Vice captain at best.

Brad Haddin is a shoe in as leader.

Also home average of 43 vs 25 away and unparalleled as an absolute fluffybunny of the highest order.

Who else makes it ? Michael Clarke ? Mitchell Johnson ?

@Virgil you could name a team in a couple of seconds I’m sure.

[NTA]

No feet, Waj. Deserved wicket

[MN5]

In your face haters.

What a great innings from an even greater man.

[NTA]

Another ton for Warner.

On a pitch where both Khawaja and Labuschagne failed.

[NTA]

@MN5 said in Aussie Summer of Cricket:

In your face haters.

What a great innings from an even greater man.

"fuck you, notch!"