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Bovidae

@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

She is fucking aweful

I hope you are not in awe of that!

Don’t mind tuning into the project occasionally but it’s always a quick channel change when I see it as their guest presenter.

I'm the same when a certain former cricketer is on the show.

BTW, Winny will be happy that Tova is back.

Paekakboyz

@Bovidae. This time Tova will stop the elevator!

Snowy

@booboo said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@snowy you're Denzil Washington? (I've seen Flight)

I didn't say that "I" had avoided conviction to pursue my career, just questioned it. After years of drug and alcohol testing it would have been nice to know that I would have been let off anyway. I have strict rules about these things - sober for flying, drunk for posting on the fern (sometimes the latter gets broken if I am avoiding doing accounts, today would fit).

I am also pigment challenged, sober at the moment, not a coke user, never had an airliner inverted, and never been in bed with a naked Nadine Valesquez. Other than that I could be him.

taniwharugby

@snowy you are a bit more elongated than him too.

Snowy

@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@snowy you are a bit more elongated than him too.

Yes. I deliberately omitted mentioning my undershortness as I wasn't sure if he was actually undertall. He may well be higher than Ardie Savea but lower than me.

mariner4life

@snowy said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@snowy you are a bit more elongated than him too.

Yes. I deliberately omitted mentioning my undershortness as I wasn't sure if he was actually undertall. He may well be higher than Ardie Savea but lower than me.

wait, you're 8 foot 7?

Snowy

@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

wait, you're 8 foot 7?

Standing on my head? Hair no hair, it's all variable and rumour has it that Ardie isn't actually all that altitudinous.

Shocking, I know.

mariner4life

@snowy said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

wait, you're 8 foot 7?

Standing on my head? Hair no hair, it's all variable and rumour has it that Ardie isn't actually all that altitudinous.

Shocking, I know.

but, but, the narrative...

Snowy

@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

but, but, the narrative...

I get the feeling I am going to see that a lot around ~~hair~~ here.

jegga

@snowy said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

but, but, the narrative...

I get the feeling I am going to see that a lot around ~~hair~~ here.

Speaking of hair.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11995724