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@WillieTheWaiter said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Who played her best ?Jack Nicholson or Heath Ledger?
i swear to god she's the only woman i've ever seen that makes me actually want to throw up when i see her face.
but she's one of those truffle hunting swamp donkeys that seems to think she's attractive too.
quality prose
Seriously, which mad scientist actually went and developed Smylex? And then tested it on a dugong?
And then who gave that dugong a media career? Was it some sort of restitution deal?
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Who played her best ?Jack Nicholson or Heath Ledger?
I'm not going to read the article, but does it confirm whether Polly actually has any mirrors in her apartment?
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can you guys all stop quoting the article, cos, well, you know, that face is now in here far too many times!
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@Smudge said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Who played her best ?Jack Nicholson or Heath Ledger?
I'm not going to read the article, but does it confirm whether Polly actually has any mirrors in her apartment?
No, but she does say she's obsessed with lighting . I find this quite odd .Light whether natural or man made is not her friend.
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FFS you guys are such biatches.
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@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
She is FUCKEN deluded.
There is no such thing as a sunny place in Wellington.
The last two times I've been to Wellington it has put on a display like this for me:
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@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Polly's lips are actually scary. The close up shot doesn't help.
It looks like botched plastic surgery. She reminds me of that scary cat woman. Google at your peril.
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@Rocky-Rockbottom said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
haha, takes me back
I know a woman whose job it is to inject that Botox shit, she says it's fucken hard to inject the right amount to get an even face. And she doesnt have much experience. No way to practice other than getting in there.
"Oops, bit more on this side. Oh shit, no, bugger, better even it up. Ah fuck hold still, this one's on the house."What would Gillespie ask for ?
I'll have the "Joker" thanks.......
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Here's an idea. Why not piss off back to France you arrogant frogs leg eating pony tail wearing mother fucker.
Fucks sake Stuff, sounds like all you need to do to get a Soapbox is have a whinge about New Zealand.......
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Four days! That is incredible. He must looked really rough. I pick up hitchhikers as I used to hitchhike as a student all around the country.
When we were hitchhiking we always dressed casual but tidy and had a sign saying free minties (which we did have) Never had a problem catching a ride and only two really hairy rides in that time and one ride where we were preached to from Bulls to Wellington!
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That's for the Rainbow Warrior you French fuck!
I am dumber for reading that
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@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
> I am dumber for reading thatWho knew there was lower than rock bottom.....
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@Hooroo said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Four days! That is incredible. He must looked really rough. I pick up hitchhikers as I used to hitchhike as a student all around the country.
When we were hitchhiking we always dressed casual but tidy and had a sign saying free minties (which we did have) Never had a problem catching a ride and only two really hairy rides in that time and one ride where we were preached to from Bulls to Wellington!
Well you can't tell that he's French just by looking at him so that works in his favour.
What doesn't is the fact that only three types of men have ponytails. Pro wrestlers, Rock stars and guys who look like serial killers.
Unfortunately about 99.9% of blokes fit into this latter category.
