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  • antipodeanA Offline
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    @MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    She is FUCKEN deluded.

    There is no such thing as a sunny place in Wellington.

    The last two times I've been to Wellington it has put on a display like this for me:
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    I've gotta hand it to my nations glorious capital, she's a beaut place to reside in.

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    Polly's lips are actually scary. The close up shot doesn't help.

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    @Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Polly's lips are actually scary. The close up shot doesn't help.

    It looks like botched plastic surgery. She reminds me of that scary cat woman. Google at your peril.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    As others have said it's her "I am sexy and I fucken KNOW it" delusion that grates the most.......you wouldn't want to fuck her on a footy trip.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @Rocky-Rockbottom said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    haha, takes me back

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    I know a woman whose job it is to inject that Botox shit, she says it's fucken hard to inject the right amount to get an even face. And she doesnt have much experience. No way to practice other than getting in there.
    "Oops, bit more on this side. Oh shit, no, bugger, better even it up. Ah fuck hold still, this one's on the house."

    What would Gillespie ask for ?

    I'll have the "Joker" thanks.......

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    http://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/travel-troubles/84446729/french-hitchhiker-facing-3000-bill-for-sign-damage-after-long-wait

    Here's an idea. Why not piss off back to France you arrogant frogs leg eating pony tail wearing mother fucker.

    Fucks sake Stuff, sounds like all you need to do to get a Soapbox is have a whinge about New Zealand.......

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    Four days! That is incredible. He must looked really rough. I pick up hitchhikers as I used to hitchhike as a student all around the country.

    When we were hitchhiking we always dressed casual but tidy and had a sign saying free minties (which we did have) Never had a problem catching a ride and only two really hairy rides in that time and one ride where we were preached to from Bulls to Wellington!

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    That's for the Rainbow Warrior you French fuck!

    I am dumber for reading that

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    @mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    > I am dumber for reading that

    Who knew there was lower than rock bottom.....

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    @Hooroo your wife

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    Boom! headshot!

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @Hooroo said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Four days! That is incredible. He must looked really rough. I pick up hitchhikers as I used to hitchhike as a student all around the country.

    When we were hitchhiking we always dressed casual but tidy and had a sign saying free minties (which we did have) Never had a problem catching a ride and only two really hairy rides in that time and one ride where we were preached to from Bulls to Wellington!

    Well you can't tell that he's French just by looking at him so that works in his favour.

    What doesn't is the fact that only three types of men have ponytails. Pro wrestlers, Rock stars and guys who look like serial killers.

    Unfortunately about 99.9% of blokes fit into this latter category.

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  • No QuarterN Online
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    My better half who is from the PIs gets sooo fucked off with stupid shit like this. A movie that celebrates Pacific culture and these losers just want to complain complain complain. Of course they'll also complain that Disney never has any "brown" characters as the lead.

    I'm sure the SJWs will be out in force backing up the views of this small minority.

    Some people just desperately want to be offended and a victim.

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/film/84430083/pasifika-advocates-call-out-disney-for-appropriating-moana-costume

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    I find cultural appropriation to be one of the more stupid concepts in modern society. Can someone please tell me what aspects of "white culture" it is offensive for different cultures to appropriate?

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    @hydro11 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    I find cultural appropriation to be one of the more stupid concepts in modern society. Can someone please tell me what aspects of "white culture" it is offensive for different cultures to appropriate?

    Judging by examples; I'd say democracy...

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    That story on the French bludger is absolutely illustrative of just how low journalism in NZ, and particularly Stuff, has sunk.

    Not one single Facebook post or Tweet quoted, and then embedded to emphasise how inane said Facebook post or Tweet actually was, and pretend to be actual journalism. Shame on you Stuff.

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  • MokeyM Offline
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    I can't believe that French story was made into something that big, when it should have been a brief one line in the crime section of the local rag. Fuckwit. Seriously? Bust up some signs because no self respecting motorist would give a ratty, aggro, entitled sack of shit a ride?

    My other main bugbear with Stuff at the moment: headlines about Colin Craig and his press secretary, and the nauseating accompanying photos. He looks like a teenage rat. And the claims and counter claims. They had an affair. They didn't. They kissed. They didn't. He 'emotionally cheated'. WHO FUCKING CARES. It's almost one of those political scandals where the protagonist desperately wants it to be big news so he can be relevant, but can't convince anyone to give a shit.

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    @Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    I can't believe that French story was made into something that big, when it should have been a brief one line in the crime section of the local rag. Fuckwit. Seriously? Bust up some signs because no self respecting motorist would give a ratty, aggro, entitled sack of shit a ride?

    My other main bugbear with Stuff at the moment: headlines about Colin Craig and his press secretary, and the nauseating accompanying photos. He looks like a teenage rat. And the claims and counter claims. They had an affair. They didn't. They kissed. They didn't. He 'emotionally cheated'. WHO FUCKING CARES. It's almost one of those political scandals where the protagonist desperately wants it to be big news so he can be relevant, but can't convince anyone to give a shit.

    He probably should have just had a Willis

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  • MokeyM Offline
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    Like four separate stories on Stuff about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie splitting up.

    Ugliest thing is seeing the gleeful Rachel from Friends gifs plastered everywhere. People are such shits. Six kids just had their world turned upside down, and all that can be said is oh, Jennifer Aniston must be laughing, as if she locked herself alone in a tower for 12 years just waiting for the moment she could say HA!

    Fuck off.

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