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[MN5]

@booboo said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@taniwharugby this thread could be re-named "Re-write This Headline".

In this case:

Self-entitled Sleeping Drivers React Childishly to Application of Law

So they BOTH fell asleep ? fucken hell, what morons

[MN5]

This belongs here because a hit out against a bunch of Rugby players is not ‘competitive cricket’. Who are his critics exactly ?

A year or two back they had a hugely overweight Junior Tonu’u as keeper for fucks sake.

Entertainment

Spy: Adam Parore stumps his critics with return to cricket

Spy speaks to the former Black Cap star about his return to competitive cricket.

[MN5]

Headline should of course be....

‘Old Dear falls over, blames everyone but herself’

Stuff

[MN5]

Great to start 2021 reading this piece of self indulgent wank.

My year was fine, I’ve certainly had far worse in the past

Stuff

[canefan]

@MN5 good for you. 2020 was the worst year of my life by some margin

[antipodean]

@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@MN5 good for you. 2020 was the worst year of my life by some margin

[MN5]

@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@MN5 good for you. 2020 was the worst year of my life by some margin

Well that’s not ideal but despite what the writer says it certainly wasn’t a write off like she’s trying to drill into us.

[canefan]

@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@MN5 good for you. 2020 was the worst year of my life by some margin

Well that’s not ideal but despite what the writer says it certainly wasn’t a right off like she’s trying to drill into us.

Worst. But still better than many people.

[Tim]

[Bones]

I just heard Kuenssberg on the news saying that it seems to be the virulence of this new strain of the virus that has changed things.

Ya think? Moran. They told you exactly that two weeks ago.

[MN5]

I only clicked on the link to be outraged. Definitely not to perve.....

Lifestyle

'It's my body': Woman defends string bikini after social media backlash

A NSW woman's swimwear has been slammed by social media critics — now she's responded.

[MN5]

@Tim said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

I think him, Liam Neeson, Gerard Butler and John Travolta have some sort of contest going to see who can get paid the most for phoning in yet another shit performance.

[taniwharugby]

@MN5 I think Butler & Neeson are still doing slightly bigger budget ones, not quantity of low budget straight to TV movie stuff the other 2 have done in recent years, although all have a long way to go to be as prolific as Eric Roberts!

[MN5]

@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@MN5 I think Butler & Neeson are still doing slightly bigger budget ones, not quantity of low budget straight to TV movie stuff the other 2 have done in recent years, although all have a long way to go to be as prolific as Eric Roberts!

No one beats Eric Roberts at direct to video shit movies. No one.

[Bones]

@MN5 "oh you caught me unawares in the shower but look at me having fun" great photos, so spontaneous.

[MN5]

@Bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@MN5 "oh you caught me unawares in the shower but look at me having fun" great photos, so spontaneous.

Ha ! I thought you were having a dig at me for a sec !!!!

[Bones]

@MN5 you weren't supposed to tell everyone on the fern about that!

[MN5]

@Bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@MN5 you weren't supposed to tell everyone on the fern about that!

Fern shaming is clearly the only way to get you to stop perving at my instagram vids.

[Bones]

@MN5 you'll have to find someone else to catch you unawares in the shower.

[MN5]

@Bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@MN5 you'll have to find someone else to catch you unawares in the shower.

Your dog didn't mind the other night