Euro 2024

[junior]

@sparky said in Euro 2024:

Draw for the knockouts looks extremely kind to England if they can take advantage of it.

Southgate absolutely kissed on the dick again with a very kind draw in a major tournament.

[Machpants]

@junior said in Euro 2024:

@sparky said in Euro 2024:

Draw for the knockouts looks extremely kind to England if they can take advantage of it.

Southgate absolutely kissed on the dick again with a very kind draw in a major tournament.

Hawk patu indeed! See, I'm hip, I'm with it

[No Quarter]

England are just employing the age old All Black tactic of keeping their powder dry until the finals

[MiketheSnow]

@No-Quarter said in Euro 2024:

England are just employing the age old All Black tactic of keeping their powder dry until the finals

At this rate they'll be spooffing talcum powder

[nostrildamus]

@MiketheSnow said in Euro 2024:

I really didn't believe you but..
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/scotland-mount-wank-training-base-33033913

[antipodean]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8rCfo4ofu2/

[MiketheSnow]

Great last line

[Billy Tell]

Switzerland 2 vs Italy 0

Italy were utterly dreadful. But we were pretty damn good.

[MiketheSnow]

@Billy-Tell said in Euro 2024:

Switzerland 2 vs Italy 0

Italy were utterly dreadful. But we were pretty damn good.

A good old fashioned drubbing

[MiketheSnow]

England down 1-0 at halftime

Overpaid, underworked
Like British MPs

[MiketheSnow]

Foden offside

Still 1-0 to Slovakia

[MajorPom]

Can’t think of any team in any sport ever which plays so much less than the sum of its parts

[Tim]

@MajorRage I know nothing about football, but how much time in the endzone do you need?

[MiketheSnow]

“It’s a funny old game Saint”

Down and almost out without raising a finger then super Bellingham goal and Kane shows up in extra time and it’s England 2-1 up and likely to progress

Slovakia will be kicking themselves
Opportunity lost

[MiketheSnow]

@MajorRage said in Euro 2024:

Can’t think of any team in any sport ever which plays so much less than the sum of its parts

England are the anti-Barbarians

Players play & perform for some of the best club sides in the world

Spend plenty of time together as a team but look like they barely know each other

Lack of basic skills and vision doesn’t allow them to freestyle when they’re up against it

[canefan]

@MiketheSnow and they left arguably their two most creative players at home

[Billy Tell]

I rate Switzerland a chance. If they like they did vs Germany and Italy they’ll be a good chance.

[MajorPom]

@Billy-Tell said in Euro 2024:

I rate Switzerland a chance. If they like they did vs Germany and Italy they’ll be a good chance.

England have showed exactly zero sign of playing to their potential, so I rate Switzerland favourites

[Billy Tell]

Spain Georgia is a fantastic match so far.

[Billy Tell]

Maro Itoje is having a fantastic match for Spain on the left wing.