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@antipodean said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

Good thing my meagre talent prevented me from representing New Zealand at rugby given my behaviour over the years. I mean, a disabled toilet? What an amateur. Try the halfway line of the Penrith football stadium, the Opera House steps, Royal Botanic gardens and Manly beach, and these were classy girls. Imagine the uproar if someone caught me nailing the tarts.

I'll see that and raise with Great Wall of China. Top class.

@Canerbry said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

I'm sure he sprayed it everywhere, doesn't know when to use the box kick.

And I'm sure she's extremely grateful for that. No way she's walking out smiling otherwise.