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    Stormers v Crusaders
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    @Canes4life said in Stormers v Crusaders:

    So apparently those that have accused the players of abuse are in the process of sourcing CC TV footage from the McDonalds where these events eventuated. They are adamant that the Crusader players are lying and are going to do anything to prove that.

    I guess all will be revealed when that footage comes out.

    My worry is that they're going to get Marius Jonker to make a ruling on the footage.


  • All Blacks bolters
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    @Kirwan said in All Blacks bolters:

    @Nepia said in All Blacks bolters:

    Akira - Razor remembers his history and decides to follow in Main's footsteps, overrules his tubby forwards coach, and tells him not take up the overseas contract like Main's told Zinzan not take up his Japan contract in 1994.

    Zinzan would never get picked by today’s AB coaches. Let that sink in.

    He's 59 and hasn't been right since he fell out of that taxi. I'm with Razor on this one.


  • Caleb Clarke
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    Caleb Clarke might be unavailable in Super Rugby Fantasy but he's a hell of a character in GTA Auckland.


  • Frizell assaults woman
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    @kiwiwomble said in Frizell assaults woman:

    @yeetyaah said in All Blacks 2021:

    Ah fuck this fluffybunny. Just like Sevu. I just wish our All Blacks wouldn't assault people. Fucking disgraceful. I'm fine with rehabilitation for people who do these things but people like this shouldn't be public figures and representing our nation.

    have to say, when i was at uni in dunners most people that used their diversions did so for things like taking a piss somewhere a little too public or in one case nicking all the pool balls from a pub, maybe pinching a road sign...not so much fighting let alone hitting a woman

    Flatmate of mine got diversion, but the summary of facts was a great read. He was arrested in town after an Otago v Canterbury rugby game for offensive behaviour or similar for pulling a brown eye in the street. The SoF went something like: "Mr (Smudge's flatmate) then proceeded to drop his trousers and bend over, part his cheeks and say "kiss this, Canterbury".


  • Im leaving
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    Farewell, sweet prince.

    Your rugby opinions were harmless, but your adherence to taking the opposite side on other subjects, even when basic facts were staring you in the face, was not only fucking dumb but bordering on dangerous.

    While some might think you're a loss to this forum, I think we have enough people on here who can actually back up their contrary stance with genuine sources, not links to whackjobs whose credentials amount to being able to afford a website and domain through Squarespace. When your sources got called out for being more flimsy than my excuses for sliding into a single female friend's DMs, you often simply ignored the response.

    I often thought you were a bot, but this crestfallen flounce post suggests you may in fact be a person. Which is a genuinely concerning prospect.

    Fond regards etc,
    Smudge


  • Brumbies v Crusaders
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    Strange must have been watching the 1985 Ranfurly Shield game recently, and decided if John Kirwan could get away with it in the dying seconds of that game, then why not him 39 years later?


  • Reason and Tuipulotu
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    My spies tell me "lawyers" & "Mark Reason" have been mentioned in the same sentence in the Stuff offices in regards to this article.


  • The 'How is Fozzie going?' thread
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    I generally try to post with (attempted) humour or insight but...

    Fuck off, Foster, you hopeless piece of shit.


  • Wellington v Hawkes (RS)
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    Permission to rename the Log o Wood to the Kindling o Distant Memories.


  • The Breakdown (TV Show)
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    After arguably the best opening round in years, somehow this is one of the discussion points on The Breakdown this week. We're months out, and many SR rounds away, from the first ABs test. Any danger of actually focusing on the comp?

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  • Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year
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    2016 was a tough old year for me, tossing away a comfortable life in Dunedin because I was constantly reminded of an ex-girlfriend everywhere I went in Dunners. So, for someone who planned to the nth degree, it was a bold move to up sticks and leave with no plan.

    After a couple of months of drifting aimlessly (albeit with accommodation support from parents and some contract work I can do anywhere), I've ended up with full-time work in a completely different (and interesting) industry. What's more, it's Monday to Friday and (generally) 8-5pm...

    So 2017 has delivered more than I might have expected this time last year. And I'm currently having a single malt out of Dad's cupboard so no complaints here.

    Meanwhile, I'm figuring out what to actually do with a summer holiday...

    To the rest of you, enjoy the time with whoever you're spending it with.


  • All Blacks v Wallabies at Eden Park.
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    @hydro11 said in All Blacks v Wallabies at Eden Park.:

    @Tregaskis said in All Blacks v Wallabies at Eden Park.:

    @hydro11 There is possibly a recent precedent. Two years ago Cruden transgressed and missed the Arg / SA tour plus the Bledisloe III game in Brisneyland (Barrett started, and Slade came on and kicked the matchwinner). I don't recall Cruden being injured (there was talk he would play for Manawatu during his "suspension" but I don't think it happened) and I believe his next game was the second EOYT game vs England (Carter started the first game in Chicago).

    I have no idea what Cruden did but he served about a month for his misdemeanour. Perhaps Aaron Smith will serve the same.

    Cruden was late for a flight which is a bit more serious IMO.

    Although it seems arriving early to an airport isn't necessarily a good thing either - too much time on Aaron's hands . . .


  • Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz
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    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Stuff

    I'll just leave this here

    "Now I don't need to tell everyone I'm vegan every five minutes," Bullen captioned them
    

    But she will anyway.


  • Im leaving
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    *I'm


  • Highlanders v Crusaders
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    @george33 said in Highlanders v Crusaders:

    Scott Barrett out

    That's quite the mental annihilation from the wet-behind-the-ears 21yo to force an All Blacks lock to drop out of the match due to fear.

    KO for Holland.


  • Jumping Castle Tragedy
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    @antipodean said in Jumping Castle Tragedy:

    Am I the only person to have heard of securing pegs?

    Securing pegging usually costs me a few hundred dollars at least...


  • All Blacks v France III
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    @Duluth said in All Blacks v France III:

    So, thoughts on that chip kick from the captain?

    One of the dumbest things I've seen from a senior All Black in a loooooong time.


  • It's the language police again
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    @Paekakboyz said in It's the language police again:

    This has been going on for years with gaming streamers on the major platforms (twitch and youtube). Any number of streamers, including some pretty edgy mofo's, have really reined in their language to stay within the platform rules. There are always a few instances of streamers being banned or suspended for X, Y, Z behaviour which often involves 'bad' language or going hard at someone (aka bullying). But generally people think it has improved the scene - if only Twitch would grow a pair and start banning the blatant booty/boobie streamers - that's an entire meme universe in itself.

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  • Why doesn't Eden Park host most, if not every AB home test?
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    @Bones said in Why doesn't Eden Park host most, if not every AB home test?:

    @darylmitchell said in Why doesn't Eden Park host most, if not every AB home test?:

    Auckland's a mere 50 min flight from Wellington

    That's a very insincere argument. Flying isn't just randomly jumping on a train/bus or in the car. It's booking flights, hoping they're on time or even running, dealing with airport bullshit and getting there long before your flight, not to mention getting to/from the bloody airport.

    Are you my boss?

    Also ignores the fact that Chch is basically as big as Wellington, and you're looking at a 90-min flight from Chch (plus the faffing about you mention above). Never mind that domestic airport travel is very expensive right now.

    Aldo, I'm not sure I've seen a worse comparison than comparing Wales to NZ in terms of hosting tests at home venue.

    Llanelli to Cardiff - just under 100km
    Christchurch to Auckland - 1070km.

    NZ isn't the same geographic size as each of the four individual nations that make up the UK - it's larger than all four of them combined.

    As the saying goes, you can't be what you can't see, and I see no value in depriving kids in other parts of the country the opportunity to see the All Blacks (if their parents can afford the obscene ticket prices), just to feed the superiority complex of Eden Park's management.

    Absolutely, it was a weird call to host two tests in Wellington this year, but this ain't the solution.


  • Movie review thread...
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    @Bones said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @Smudge ahh the old "hole in the bottom of the popcorn container and sit next to a stranger to share" trick didn't pay off huh,

    In hindsight, the jumbo bucket was a bad call.

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