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    Perofeta refused to play for the ABs against Argentina after August 2022. Not because the ABs lost that game, but because he couldn't handle Los Pumas greeting him with the words "Hola, but-cheese."

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    I moved house after my vasectomy now I'm in a colder-sac

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    I’m in Costco
    8 legs of Venison for £200
    Is that too dear?

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    @MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    I’m in Costco
    8 legs of Venison for £200
    Is that too dear?

    Bonus points for mucking it up.

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    So I said to the vicar: "This is a lovely old church vicar".
    He said: "It's Norman".
    I said: "Oh right, this is a lovely old church Norman".

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    @MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

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    Some Polish chicks on the contrary would find this hilarious. Look! one has already upvoted it!

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    Thats so fucking stupid that I love it.

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    @Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

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    That's the spirit.

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    @MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

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    Looks like they might even suck on a few cold ones

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    Paul Vs Tyson.

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