Bad/Lame Jokes
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@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@antipodean said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Machpants Missing the punch line
Ah fuck
You’re not alone mate
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@antipodean said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Machpants Missing the punch line
Kept thinking to myself « missing the sangria line » but it didn’t quite fit.
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A holocaust survivor dies of old age and goes to heaven where he meets God. He tells God a holocaust joke.
God says "I don't find that funny".
"Well, I suppose you had to be there".
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Ouch
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
a great great Blues fullback/wing and RWC Cup-winning All Black.
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@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
A holocaust survivor dies of old age and goes to heaven where he meets God. He tells God a holocaust joke.
God says "I don't find that funny".
"Well, I suppose you had to be there".
That's probably why Hitler didn't build any concentration camps in Australia.
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If anyone wants to talk to me about my poor joinery work, my door is always open.
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Perofeta refused to play for the ABs against Argentina after August 2022. Not because the ABs lost that game, but because he couldn't handle Los Pumas greeting him with the words "Hola, but-cheese."
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I’m in Costco
8 legs of Venison for £200
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@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I’m in Costco
8 legs of Venison for £200
Is that too dear?Bonus points for mucking it up.
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So I said to the vicar: "This is a lovely old church vicar".
He said: "It's Norman".
I said: "Oh right, this is a lovely old church Norman". -
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@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Some Polish chicks on the contrary would find this hilarious. Look! one has already upvoted it!
