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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    replied to Machpants on last edited by Victor Meldrew
    #667

    @Machpants

    It's what's missing...... and, yes, it is a really, really bad joke

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    #668

    @Machpants Missing the punch line

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    @antipodean said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Machpants Missing the punch line

    Ah fuck

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    @booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @antipodean said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Machpants Missing the punch line

    Ah fuck

    You’re not alone mate

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    #671

    @antipodean said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Machpants Missing the punch line

    Kept thinking to myself « missing the sangria line » but it didn’t quite fit.

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    wrote on last edited by
    #672

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    #673

    A holocaust survivor dies of old age and goes to heaven where he meets God. He tells God a holocaust joke.

    God says "I don't find that funny".

    "Well, I suppose you had to be there".

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  • MiketheSnowM Offline
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    wrote on last edited by
    #674

    Ouch

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    #675

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    #676

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

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    a great great Blues fullback/wing and RWC Cup-winning All Black.

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    replied to Catogrande on last edited by
    #677

    @Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    A holocaust survivor dies of old age and goes to heaven where he meets God. He tells God a holocaust joke.

    God says "I don't find that funny".

    "Well, I suppose you had to be there".

    That's probably why Hitler didn't build any concentration camps in Australia.
    He couldn't find any Oz wits.

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  • No QuarterN Offline
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    #678

    If anyone wants to talk to me about my poor joinery work, my door is always open.

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    #679

    Perofeta refused to play for the ABs against Argentina after August 2022. Not because the ABs lost that game, but because he couldn't handle Los Pumas greeting him with the words "Hola, but-cheese."

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    #680

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    #682

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    #683

    I moved house after my vasectomy now I'm in a colder-sac

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    #684

    I’m in Costco
    8 legs of Venison for £200
    Is that too dear?

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    #685

    @MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    I’m in Costco
    8 legs of Venison for £200
    Is that too dear?

    Bonus points for mucking it up.

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    #686

    So I said to the vicar: "This is a lovely old church vicar".
    He said: "It's Norman".
    I said: "Oh right, this is a lovely old church Norman".

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