Bad/Lame Jokes
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@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I got fired from the pasta factory
All because I made a fusilli mistakes
Looking back, I canoli laugh about it now
At the end of the shift you were meant to lock the factory door but couldn't. You had gnocchi
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Gravity is a fundamental force in the universe, but what do you get when it is removed?
Gravy
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@No-Quarter said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Gravity is a fundamental force in the universe, but what do you get when it is removed?
Gravy
Awful
Just awful
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@No-Quarter said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Gravity is a fundamental force in the universe, but what do you get when it is removed?
Gravy
Strange, when I read the answer I still experienced a sinking feeling.
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@No-Quarter said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Gravity is a fundamental force in the universe, but what do you get when it is removed?
Gravy
Well done both Bad and Lame
Some of the jokes on here recently have been way too good
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It's what's missing...... and, yes, it is a really, really bad joke
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@Machpants Missing the punch line
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@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@antipodean said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Machpants Missing the punch line
Ah fuck
You’re not alone mate
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@antipodean said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Machpants Missing the punch line
Kept thinking to myself « missing the sangria line » but it didn’t quite fit.
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A holocaust survivor dies of old age and goes to heaven where he meets God. He tells God a holocaust joke.
God says "I don't find that funny".
"Well, I suppose you had to be there".
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Ouch
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
a great great Blues fullback/wing and RWC Cup-winning All Black.
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@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
A holocaust survivor dies of old age and goes to heaven where he meets God. He tells God a holocaust joke.
God says "I don't find that funny".
"Well, I suppose you had to be there".
That's probably why Hitler didn't build any concentration camps in Australia.
He couldn't find any Oz wits.
