Bad/Lame Jokes

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I googled “missing mediaeval servant”.

It came back Page not found.

Keep serfing mate, you’ll find it!

MiketheSnow

A Darren Walsh special

I saw a donkey covered in porridge

It was Donkey Oatey

Victor Meldrew

BerniesCorner

Autopsy Club latest news.
Meeting this Saturday.
Open mike night.

"What do you think it'll be like?"
"Remains to be seen".

MiketheSnow

canefan

Bones

I asked my phone: "Siri, why am I so bad with women?"
She said: "I'm Alexa you moron."

Nevorian

MiketheSnow

I got fired from the pasta factory

All because I made a fusilli mistakes

Looking back, I canoli laugh about it now

MN5

I asked some chick out. I told her to meet me at the gym. She never turned up…..

I just knew right then we weren’t going to work out

BerniesCorner

I got fired from the pasta factory

All because I made a fusilli mistakes

Looking back, I canoli laugh about it now

At the end of the shift you were meant to lock the factory door but couldn't. You had gnocchi

MiketheSnow

No Quarter

Gravity is a fundamental force in the universe, but what do you get when it is removed?

Gravy

voodoo

Gravity is a fundamental force in the universe, but what do you get when it is removed?

Gravy

Awful

Just awful

nostrildamus

Gravity is a fundamental force in the universe, but what do you get when it is removed?

Gravy

Strange, when I read the answer I still experienced a sinking feeling.

Nevorian

Gravity is a fundamental force in the universe, but what do you get when it is removed?

Gravy

Well done both Bad and Lame

Some of the jokes on here recently have been way too good

Victor Meldrew

Machpants

Nope, can't even see what tf is in the image

Victor Meldrew

It's what's missing...... and, yes, it is a really, really bad joke

antipodean

@Machpants Missing the punch line

The Silver Fern