Bad/Lame Jokes
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@MiketheSnow That is unequivocally the worst joke ever. It's bad on so many levels.
well played.
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My sister is trans but identifies as a radio but ... I still love my trans sister radio ...
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Autopsy Club latest news.
Meeting this Saturday.
Open mike night. -
@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Autopsy Club latest news.
Meeting this Saturday.
Open mike night.That made me laugh out loud on the bus home after a hard day in the office. Well played!
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I gave my handyman a to-do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5.
Turns out he only does odd jobs.
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Last night I dreamed I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted!
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Husband: You are my drug.
Wife: Aww! You just can’t live without me.
Husband: No. You cost too much and you’ve ruined my life. -
Lily Munster: Herman you’ve done nothing to help with this meal.
Herman Munster: I did the mash. -
An Englishman on a walk through the Welsh countryside bumps into a Welsh farmer and they start chatting;
Englishman: "That your dog?"
Welshman: "Aye"
Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?'
Welshman: "It's a dog... It doesn't talk.”
Englishman: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "I'm Doing all right thanks"
Welshman:
Englishman: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)
Dog: "Yep."
Englishman: How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."
Welshman:
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Welshman: "Its a horse...it doesn't talk.”
Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?"
Horse: "not too bad, neigh complaints"
Welshman:
Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)
Horse: "Yep."
Englishman: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."
Welshman:
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Welshman: "That sheep's a F*CKING LIAR!!!”
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I googled “missing mediaeval servant”.
It came back Page not found.
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@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I googled “missing mediaeval servant”.
It came back Page not found.
Keep serfing mate, you’ll find it!
