Bad/Lame Jokes

[MN5]

What do you call a Magician who’s lost his Magic ?

Ian.

[Victor Meldrew]

[nostrildamus]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Doesn't belong to this thread, as I actually thought it was funny.

[MiketheSnow]

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

[MajorRage]

@MiketheSnow That is unequivocally the worst joke ever. It's bad on so many levels.

well played.

[MiketheSnow]

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

My sister is trans but identifies as a radio but ... I still love my trans sister radio ...

[canefan]

[Catogrande]

Autopsy Club latest news.
Meeting this Saturday.
Open mike night.

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@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Autopsy Club latest news.
Meeting this Saturday.
Open mike night.

That made me laugh out loud on the bus home after a hard day in the office. Well played!

[Catogrande]

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which sort of makes it a failure in this thread

[No Quarter]

I gave my handyman a to-do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5.

Turns out he only does odd jobs.

[No Quarter]

Last night I dreamed I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted!

[Catogrande]

Husband: You are my drug.
Wife: Aww! You just can’t live without me.
Husband: No. You cost too much and you’ve ruined my life.

[Catogrande]

Lily Munster: Herman you’ve done nothing to help with this meal.
Herman Munster: I did the mash.

[canefan]

I went on a date in south korea once .... I was trying to find my Seoul mate