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  • No QuarterN Offline
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    Gravity is a fundamental force in the universe, but what do you get when it is removed?

    Gravy

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    @No-Quarter said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Gravity is a fundamental force in the universe, but what do you get when it is removed?

    Gravy

    Awful

    Just awful

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    @No-Quarter said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Gravity is a fundamental force in the universe, but what do you get when it is removed?

    Gravy

    Strange, when I read the answer I still experienced a sinking feeling.

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    @No-Quarter said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Gravity is a fundamental force in the universe, but what do you get when it is removed?

    Gravy

    Well done both Bad and Lame

    Some of the jokes on here recently have been way too good

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    @Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

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    Nope, can't even see what tf is in the image

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    @Machpants

    It's what's missing...... and, yes, it is a really, really bad joke

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    @Machpants Missing the punch line

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    @antipodean said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Machpants Missing the punch line

    Ah fuck

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    @booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @antipodean said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Machpants Missing the punch line

    Ah fuck

    You’re not alone mate

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    @antipodean said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Machpants Missing the punch line

    Kept thinking to myself « missing the sangria line » but it didn’t quite fit.

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    A holocaust survivor dies of old age and goes to heaven where he meets God. He tells God a holocaust joke.

    God says "I don't find that funny".

    "Well, I suppose you had to be there".

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    Ouch

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    @Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

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    a great great Blues fullback/wing and RWC Cup-winning All Black.

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    @Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    A holocaust survivor dies of old age and goes to heaven where he meets God. He tells God a holocaust joke.

    God says "I don't find that funny".

    "Well, I suppose you had to be there".

    That's probably why Hitler didn't build any concentration camps in Australia.
    He couldn't find any Oz wits.

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  • No QuarterN Offline
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    If anyone wants to talk to me about my poor joinery work, my door is always open.

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    Perofeta refused to play for the ABs against Argentina after August 2022. Not because the ABs lost that game, but because he couldn't handle Los Pumas greeting him with the words "Hola, but-cheese."

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