Movie review thread...
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@Bones said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MN5 haven't you mentioned once or twice you hate super hero films?
Yeah but my disclaimer clearly covered me for Batman films, not that @Baron-Silas-Greenback seemed to notice. The Hulk could pound Iron Man into a dildo shape and shove him up Thors arse while Captain America Masturbates in front of them for all I care.
@MajorRage just checking, were we watching the same movie in which he minced around in a nurses outfit ?
Farrrk bro, you just keep digging that hole eh.
Please note that I did get an upvote for my rant. Must have been a mistake, I'm not that cool.
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@MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Bones said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MN5 haven't you mentioned once or twice you hate super hero films?
Yeah but my disclaimer clearly covered me for Batman films, not that @Baron-Silas-Greenback seemed to notice. The Hulk could pound Iron Man into a dildo shape and shove him up Thors arse while Captain America Masturbates in front of them for all I care.
@MajorRage just checking, were we watching the same movie in which he minced around in a nurses outfit ?
Farrrk bro, you just keep digging that hole eh.
Please note that I did get an upvote for my rant. Must have been a mistake, I'm not that cool.
Duly noted. I'm not sure it took much imagination for all that to pop into your head though eh...
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@Bones said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Bones said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MN5 haven't you mentioned once or twice you hate super hero films?
Yeah but my disclaimer clearly covered me for Batman films, not that @Baron-Silas-Greenback seemed to notice. The Hulk could pound Iron Man into a dildo shape and shove him up Thors arse while Captain America Masturbates in front of them for all I care.
@MajorRage just checking, were we watching the same movie in which he minced around in a nurses outfit ?
Farrrk bro, you just keep digging that hole eh.
Please note that I did get an upvote for my rant. Must have been a mistake, I'm not that cool.
Duly noted. I'm not sure it took much imagination for all that to pop into your head though eh...
I definitely preferred the innocent superhero days where Lou Ferrignos paint washed off during superbly choreographed Bear fights......
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@Milk exactly. He wasn't wearing that when he made the supposedly impossible jump out of the prison.
So he fixed a shattered knee that required a cane and a cool robotic brace AND a broken back.
Pretty awesome press up skills.
First two movies were great, last one was about as bad as Batman and Robin.
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The Martian. Waay too long Maaaat Daaaaamon. But it was pretty good. Definitely recommended.
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@MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Bones said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Bones said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MN5 haven't you mentioned once or twice you hate super hero films?
Yeah but my disclaimer clearly covered me for Batman films, not that @Baron-Silas-Greenback seemed to notice. The Hulk could pound Iron Man into a dildo shape and shove him up Thors arse while Captain America Masturbates in front of them for all I care.
@MajorRage just checking, were we watching the same movie in which he minced around in a nurses outfit ?
Farrrk bro, you just keep digging that hole eh.
Please note that I did get an upvote for my rant. Must have been a mistake, I'm not that cool.
Duly noted. I'm not sure it took much imagination for all that to pop into your head though eh...
I definitely preferred the innocent superhero days where Lou Ferrignos paint washed off during superbly choreographed Bear fights......
Haaaa brilliant digging. Yeah I bet you loved that too, just like the all male dildo scene you imagined earlier.
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@Bones said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Bones said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Bones said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MN5 haven't you mentioned once or twice you hate super hero films?
Yeah but my disclaimer clearly covered me for Batman films, not that @Baron-Silas-Greenback seemed to notice. The Hulk could pound Iron Man into a dildo shape and shove him up Thors arse while Captain America Masturbates in front of them for all I care.
@MajorRage just checking, were we watching the same movie in which he minced around in a nurses outfit ?
Farrrk bro, you just keep digging that hole eh.
Please note that I did get an upvote for my rant. Must have been a mistake, I'm not that cool.
Duly noted. I'm not sure it took much imagination for all that to pop into your head though eh...
I definitely preferred the innocent superhero days where Lou Ferrignos paint washed off during superbly choreographed Bear fights......
Haaaa brilliant digging. Yeah I bet you loved that too, just like the all male dildo scene you imagined earlier.
You always make everything gay. I thought your kind got stoned to death for thinking that ?
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Btw... I think Batman, and his films are shite
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Watched Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates
Predictable, but funny. Gags are good and well delivered by the cast. Easy way to spend a rainy afternoon.
Somehow Anna Kendrick manages to not look as hot as she should.
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@Kirwan said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Milk exactly. He wasn't wearing that when he made the supposedly impossible jump out of the prison.
So he fixed a shattered knee that required a cane and a cool robotic brace AND a broken back.
Pretty awesome press up skills.
First two movies were great, last one was about as bad as Batman and Robin.
Make sure you never watch Banshee then Kirwan, in that universe all you need after being beaten, stabbed and electrocuted is a couple of stiff drinks, a good romp with an impossibly hot woman ( cos in addition to awesome fighting skills there isn't a minga among them ) and a good nights sleep and you're right as rain the next day.
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Jurassic World was on after the rugby. Didn't have the menace or chills of the original and best, but some cool action sequences. And some silly stuff, like the hybrid/T Rex fight being ended by the water saurus jumping out and going for the jugular. And Bryce Dallas Howard's ability to keep her stiletto heels on no matter what.
Although I did applaud at the end when T-Rex did her I am ALPHA BITCH Lion King roar on the helipad.
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Ghostbusters.
I was surprised by this. As in surprised how much I did not enjoy it. All the great things about the original - the humour, the heart, the sweet romance, the fucking evil villain, the collection of oddball supporting characters just weren't there.
McKinnon and Jones were ok, but McCarthy and Wiig were bland as fuck. Hemsworth was entirely wasted (his dumb was so damned dumb it was irritating. The only time he got interesting was when he got possessed) and Wiig's crush on him was so forced it was kinda gross. Cameos from the originals were too short and again, wasted. The villain was creepy weird rather than scary. The special effects were pretty lame considering how far we've come; if you watch the original, the only thing that is cringeworthy is the 'beast' leaping across the road.
But worst grade of all from me, was the script and plot. There were just no funny moments anywhere, not even a chuckle. And it was more a collection of things happening rather than a story. The mayor was a dick in this movie. And the FBI/military a waste of space.
GRRRRR. I hoped for so much more.
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What you don't realise @Mokey is that you're actually sexist against women. That's why you didn't like it.
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@No-Quarter said in Re: Movie review thread...:
What you don't realise @Mokey is that you're actually sexist against women. That's why you didn't like it.
Fuck. My bad.
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Apology accepted, just don't do it again.
What would you do without your resident SJWs telling you what you think?
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@No-Quarter said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Apology accepted, just don't do it again.
What would you do without your resident SJWs telling you what you think?
I...just don't know. Too scary to contemplate.
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@No-Quarter said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Apology accepted, just don't do it again.
What would you do without your resident SJWs telling you what you think?
Quite clearly she's letting the OWMs tell her what to think.
Watched The Infiltrator last night. Walter White is on the good side of the war against drugs infiltrating members of Pablo Escobar's USA based crew. John Leugazamo (I Messum-ed that) and Diane Kruger in support.
Decent but a bit slower moving than NARCOs. 3.5 washed dollar bills out 5 dodgy Panamanian based banks.
