Aaron Smith naughty boy?
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@jegga I hear you - I can confirm that it is first rate behaviour from the Simon Dallow wearing his private citizen hat. But when he says it disapprovingly wearing his broadcaster hat (PS I didn't dare watch the news last night) then nobodies like me can snigger at him and point to his own life, which to me somewhat lessens the criticism of Smith.
10 years ago (or whenever his missus left him) Simon Dallow was a party joke. He was "taunted and booed until my throat is sore" (c) Simpson, H. 1994 - the episode in which Lisa reluctantly plays ice hockey and turns out to be star, and Homer pits her against Bart for his affections.
I suspect in private Dallow's thoughts about the Smith incident were "big fucking deal" or "shit, I remember nailing blondie X in the level three toilet at Friday drinks and it wasn't that comfortable but I got there in the end" or "I hope that viewer Tregaskis doesn't remember some shit about me".
However, he is not allowed to say "Nope boss, I don't want to raise my eyebrows or finish any of Wendy Petrie's paragraphs in this entire segment" because it was the lead-off batter in the "news" last night.
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Awesome work from the NZ media. Just when I thought they couldn't sink any lower with the Filipo story they've knocked this out of the fucking park. If I meet anyone that works in the media for One News, 3 news, Herald or Stuff I'm going to kick them in the balls as hard as I can on behalf of all sensible NZers.
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@No-Quarter in the world of NZs journos a guy who stands with his wife and baby outside a toilet recording the sounds of consenting adults fucking deserves no scrutiny but Aaron Smith apparently owes us an apology.
But wait whats this ? journos are the least trusted people in NZ ? http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11462191
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@Kirwan said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
Watching the cringeworthy statement from Smith where he was quite upset (seriously, why did they make him do that?), it reminded me of another world class player that decided to leave NZ because it was too much of a fishbowl: Carl Hayman.
I hope we haven't chased away the best halfback we've had since Bachop because of some click hungry hacks and a couple of perverts who decided to record this incident.
Nah we're grand. He's signed until 2019.
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@mimic said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@MN5 said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@Stargazer said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@taniwharugby said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@Stargazer wtf are you on about? did you watch it, no way would anyone recognize her form the image they posted.
You really are a picky little fluffybunny arent you!
Apparently, bolding the word 'him' is too subtle for you?
I meant Smith. He's a man-slut from all I've heard about him over the years.
Dude, the word is "stud".........how can you not know that ? sounds like someone needs a bit of impromptu toilet action.
Hey old timer, no-one under 35 uses that word anymore.
It's called "skux" these days.This post. Is Awesome
it won't be beaten this year.I see they've left no stone unturned in their quest to keep the story going. Turns out that young, rich, famous, athletic guys are always going to be a target of female attention according to Luke McAllisters ex wife....fuck, never would have guessed that......
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@MN5 said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@mimic said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@MN5 said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@Stargazer said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@taniwharugby said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@Stargazer wtf are you on about? did you watch it, no way would anyone recognize her form the image they posted.
You really are a picky little fluffybunny arent you!
Apparently, bolding the word 'him' is too subtle for you?
I meant Smith. He's a man-slut from all I've heard about him over the years.
Dude, the word is "stud".........how can you not know that ? sounds like someone needs a bit of impromptu toilet action.
Hey old timer, no-one under 35 uses that word anymore.
It's called "skux" these days.This post. Is Awesome
it won't be beaten this year.I see they've left no stone unturned in their quest to keep the story going. Turns out that young, rich, famous, athletic guys are always going to be a target of female attention according to Luke McAllisters ex wife....fuck, never would have guessed that......
hence why that was what most of us wanted to be when we grew up!
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@MN5 said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@mimic said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@MN5 said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@Stargazer said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@taniwharugby said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@Stargazer wtf are you on about? did you watch it, no way would anyone recognize her form the image they posted.
You really are a picky little fluffybunny arent you!
Apparently, bolding the word 'him' is too subtle for you?
I meant Smith. He's a man-slut from all I've heard about him over the years.
Dude, the word is "stud".........how can you not know that ? sounds like someone needs a bit of impromptu toilet action.
Hey old timer, no-one under 35 uses that word anymore.
It's called "skux" these days.This post. Is Awesome
it won't be beaten this year.I see they've left no stone unturned in their quest to keep the story going. Turns out that young, rich, famous, athletic guys are always going to be a target of female attention according to Luke McAllisters ex wife....fuck, never would have guessed that......
I am none of these things, explains a lot I guess.
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It amazes me how out of touch with NZ our media circle jerk is, fapping over Nicky Hagars bullshit, thinking anyone gives a fuck that Hillary Barrys changing jobs and two days later stuff actually starts to get who the real bad guys are here
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THey could have done it with a while heap more class than they did...Smith gets shown as being classless for shagging a chick in a toilet, and only now they are realising the error of thier ways for recording 2 people having sex in a toilet.
Although....the husband thought it was amusing
The husband said he found it quite amusing and wasn't too worried about what Smith had done.
"I almost feel bad for putting the poor bloke in it now," he wrote in an email.But the Missus wanted her 2 minutes in the limelight...
But the wife wanted to speak out, saying the more she thought about it the angrier she became.
"I've never actually reported anything to a newspaper or anything. We don't want to convey the fact that we're narking or gossiping about his private life. It's kinda beside the point." -
Good thing my meagre talent prevented me from representing New Zealand at rugby given my behaviour over the years. I mean, a disabled toilet? What an amateur. Try the halfway line of the Penrith football stadium, the Opera House steps, Royal Botanic gardens and Manly beach, and these were classy girls. Imagine the uproar if someone caught me nailing the tarts.
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@antipodean Probably almost as bad as if someone discovered where they're buried?
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@MN5 said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@mimic said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@MN5 said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@Stargazer said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@taniwharugby said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@Stargazer wtf are you on about? did you watch it, no way would anyone recognize her form the image they posted.
You really are a picky little fluffybunny arent you!
Apparently, bolding the word 'him' is too subtle for you?
I meant Smith. He's a man-slut from all I've heard about him over the years.
Dude, the word is "stud".........how can you not know that ? sounds like someone needs a bit of impromptu toilet action.
Hey old timer, no-one under 35 uses that word anymore.
It's called "skux" these days.This post. Is Awesome
it won't be beaten this year.I see they've left no stone unturned in their quest to keep the story going. Turns out that young, rich, famous, athletic guys are always going to be a target of female attention according to Luke McAllisters ex wife....fuck, never would have guessed that......
Reminds me of the advice Lydiard gave Snell. Can't remember the exact words but it was along the lines of... sacrifice romance now and concentrate on training, because when you're a champion you'll get all the girls
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@Bones said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@antipodean Probably almost as bad as if someone discovered where they're buried?
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@antipodean Not even a tyre track in sight.
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@antipodean said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
Good thing my meagre talent prevented me from representing New Zealand at rugby given my behaviour over the years. I mean, a disabled toilet? What an amateur. Try the halfway line of the Penrith football stadium, the Opera House steps, Royal Botanic gardens and Manly beach, and these were classy girls. Imagine the uproar if someone caught me nailing the tarts.
Hey - there's nothing wrong with a disabled toilet. I've ticked that one off, although it was at a wedding reception, so a bit more romance than an airport.
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I am looking forward to 6 weeks time when the headline reads ' Smith didn't flush chain and now has a little turd on the way' when the girl comes forward now she is knocked up.
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@antipodean said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
Good thing my meagre talent prevented me from representing New Zealand at rugby given my behaviour over the years. I mean, a disabled toilet? What an amateur. Try the halfway line of the Penrith football stadium, the Opera House steps, Royal Botanic gardens and Manly beach, and these were classy girls. Imagine the uproar if someone caught me nailing the tarts.
I'll see that and raise with Great Wall of China. Top class.
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@Grins said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@antipodean said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
Good thing my meagre talent prevented me from representing New Zealand at rugby given my behaviour over the years. I mean, a disabled toilet? What an amateur. Try the halfway line of the Penrith football stadium, the Opera House steps, Royal Botanic gardens and Manly beach, and these were classy girls. Imagine the uproar if someone caught me nailing the tarts.
I'll see that and raise with Great Wall of China. Top class.
On the wall or up against it?
