Bad/Lame Jokes

[MN5]

I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

[Bones]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

That sounds straight out of the Tim Vine handbook.

[Bones]

[MN5]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

That sounds straight out of the Tim Vine handbook.

Whoever that is

[Bones]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

That sounds straight out of the Tim Vine handbook.

Whoever that is

Jeremy's brother

[booboo]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

That sounds straight out of the Tim Vine handbook.

Whoever that is

Jeremy's brother

Any relation to Steve D?

[MN5]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

That sounds straight out of the Tim Vine handbook.

Whoever that is

Jeremy's brother

Another pom no one in NZ knows.

You’ve been living there too long.

You should probably save this sort of shit for an English fern equivalent.

[Bones]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

That sounds straight out of the Tim Vine handbook.

Whoever that is

Jeremy's brother

Another pom no one in NZ knows.

You’ve been living there too long.

You should probably save this sort of shit for an English fern equivalent.

Yeah this is a guy selling out the Apollo and classy as fuck, but you do you.

[MN5]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

That sounds straight out of the Tim Vine handbook.

Whoever that is

Jeremy's brother

Another pom no one in NZ knows.

You’ve been living there too long.

You should probably save this sort of shit for an English fern equivalent.

Yeah this is a guy selling out the Apollo and classy as fuck, but you do you.

Big deal. He’d come to the Michael Fowler Centre and there’d be more staff than punters.

Just behave bro

[Bones]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

That sounds straight out of the Tim Vine handbook.

Whoever that is

Jeremy's brother

Another pom no one in NZ knows.

You’ve been living there too long.

You should probably save this sort of shit for an English fern equivalent.

Yeah this is a guy selling out the Apollo and classy as fuck, but you do you.

Big deal. He’d come to the Michael Fowler Centre and there’d be more staff than punters.

Just behave bro

He'd have a bigger crowd than the hurricanes then

[booboo]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Does it look like Ikea?

[Bones]

@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Does it look like Ikea?

I don't speak french

[bayimports]

What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?, one makes your whole day and one makes your whole weak

[MiketheSnow]

Why is oral sex like marriage?

One slip of the tongue and you’re in the shit

[canefan]

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? The teeth

[bayimports]

What’s Forest gumps wifi password? 1Forest1

[MN5]

I went to a funeral and the family got me to get up and say some words so I said ‘plethora’

They said, thanks, that means a lot

[Bones]

Police are looking for a man who stabbed six people with knitting needles.

They fear he may be following some sort of pattern.

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

How do you turn a duck into a 70s Soul singer?

Put it in the microwave until its bill withers