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Bones

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

That sounds straight out of the Tim Vine handbook.

Whoever that is

Jeremy's brother

booboo

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

That sounds straight out of the Tim Vine handbook.

Whoever that is

Jeremy's brother

Any relation to Steve D?

MN5

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

That sounds straight out of the Tim Vine handbook.

Whoever that is

Jeremy's brother

Another pom no one in NZ knows.

You’ve been living there too long.

You should probably save this sort of shit for an English fern equivalent.

Bones

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

That sounds straight out of the Tim Vine handbook.

Whoever that is

Jeremy's brother

Another pom no one in NZ knows.

You’ve been living there too long.

You should probably save this sort of shit for an English fern equivalent.

Yeah this is a guy selling out the Apollo and classy as fuck, but you do you.

MN5

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

That sounds straight out of the Tim Vine handbook.

Whoever that is

Jeremy's brother

Another pom no one in NZ knows.

You’ve been living there too long.

You should probably save this sort of shit for an English fern equivalent.

Yeah this is a guy selling out the Apollo and classy as fuck, but you do you.

Big deal. He’d come to the Michael Fowler Centre and there’d be more staff than punters.

Just behave bro

Bones

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

That sounds straight out of the Tim Vine handbook.

Whoever that is

Jeremy's brother

Another pom no one in NZ knows.

You’ve been living there too long.

You should probably save this sort of shit for an English fern equivalent.

Yeah this is a guy selling out the Apollo and classy as fuck, but you do you.

Big deal. He’d come to the Michael Fowler Centre and there’d be more staff than punters.

Just behave bro

He'd have a bigger crowd than the hurricanes then

booboo

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Does it look like Ikea?

Bones

@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Does it look like Ikea?

I don't speak french

bayimports

What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?, one makes your whole day and one makes your whole weak

MiketheSnow

Why is oral sex like marriage?

One slip of the tongue and you’re in the shit

canefan

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? The teeth

bayimports

What’s Forest gumps wifi password? 1Forest1

MN5

I went to a funeral and the family got me to get up and say some words so I said ‘plethora’

They said, thanks, that means a lot

Bones

Police are looking for a man who stabbed six people with knitting needles.

They fear he may be following some sort of pattern.

Victor Meldrew

MiketheSnow

How do you turn a duck into a 70s Soul singer?

Put it in the microwave until its bill withers

MN5

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

How do you turn a duck into a 70s Soul singer?

Put it in the microwave until its bill withers

This has been my go to joke for about 20 years. It’s one of THE absolute best I’ve ever heard.

Catogrande

How do make a cat sound like a dog?

Pour petrol on it and strike a match...

Bones

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

How do make a cat sound like a dog?

Pour petrol on it and strike a match...

I'm going to need this one explained

MiketheSnow

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

How do make a cat sound like a dog?

Pour petrol on it and strike a match...

I'm going to need this one explained

Woof, whoosh

The Silver Fern

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