Bad/Lame Jokes

[booboo]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@booboo But you do get it now yeah?

Not sure I should dignify that with an answer.

[Victor Meldrew]

Is hackneyed an overused word?

[MN5]

I saw a boat today with a sign that said, "For Sale", so I added an "ing"…….idiots, lucky I was walking past.

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[Catogrande]

The term "fuck off" is actually a palindrome.

if you say it in a an Irish accent.

[Victor Meldrew]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

The term "fuck off" is actually a palindrome.

if you say it in a an Irish accent.

Depends on which way you look at it, I guess

[MiketheSnow]

A bloke tried to sell me an antique conker today, but I wasn't falling for that old chestnut!

[nostrildamus]

My wife asked me if I was having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch.

I said: “How can you say such a thing?”

[Bones]

I've just finished reading a book called "how to clear leaves from your driveway"

By Ray King.

[MN5]

@nostrildamus said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

My wife asked me if I was having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch.

I said: “How can you say such a thing?”

Is that where @MiketheSnow lives ?

[MiketheSnow]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@nostrildamus said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

My wife asked me if I was having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch.

I said: “How can you say such a thing?”

Is that where @MiketheSnow lives ?

The Polish part of town

[nostrildamus]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Is that where @MiketheSnow lives ?

I cannot say.

Literally.