Bad/Lame Jokes
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The term "fuck off" is actually a palindrome.
if you say it in a an Irish accent.
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@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
The term "fuck off" is actually a palindrome.
if you say it in a an Irish accent.
Depends on which way you look at it, I guess
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A bloke tried to sell me an antique conker today, but I wasn't falling for that old chestnut!
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My wife asked me if I was having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch.
I said: “How can you say such a thing?”
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@nostrildamus said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
My wife asked me if I was having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch.
I said: “How can you say such a thing?”
Is that where @MiketheSnow lives ?
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@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@nostrildamus said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
My wife asked me if I was having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch.
I said: “How can you say such a thing?”
Is that where @MiketheSnow lives ?
The Polish part of town
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Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Steven Seagal decide to make and star in a movie about famous composers...
Bruce: "Okay guys, let's decide which musicians we'd like to portray"Seagal: "Well, I guess I'll play Beethoven if you guys think that works"
Stallone: "that seems like a good fit. I think I'll be Mozart."
Willis: "Sounds good so far. I'd like to portray Brahms."
Stallone turns towards Schwarzenegger "Hey Arnold, have you decide who you want to play?"
Schwarzenegger: "I'll be Bach"
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Bad architectural fail from the AI. Acropolis means an elevated city. The Acropolis is literally a fortified temple city sitting high up on a hill.
