All Blacks 2026
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@nzzp To be fair, I guess if we want to return to the old days of proper tours, we have to accept big chunks of away games.
Presumably, we'll get a quid pro quo vs SA touring here in (2029?).
It's a pretty brutal season, though - if the wheels really came off there's a dozen lose-able games in that schedule.
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Next season looks really really ominous.
I have haka fatigue, social media fatigue, learnings fatigue already.
Not sure I can take a full tour of them fellating the Springboks on their socials and giving uncle Siya reacharounds in the sheds.
I want to see people getting their heads caved in.
Bring back the biff.
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@Jet said in All Blacks 2026:
Next season looks really really ominous.
I have haka fatigue, social media fatigue, learnings fatigue already.
Not sure I can take a full tour of them fellating the Springboks on their socials and giving uncle Siya reacharounds in the sheds.
I want to see people getting their heads caved in.
Bring back the biff.
Troy Flavell, Keith Robinson and Brad Thorn are long retired unfortunately.
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@Jet said in All Blacks 2026:
Next season looks really really ominous.
I have haka fatigue, social media fatigue, learnings fatigue already.
Not sure I can take a full tour of them fellating the Springboks on their socials and giving uncle Siya reacharounds in the sheds.
I want to see people getting their heads caved in.
Bring back the biff.
"felleting"
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@Victor-Meldrew said in All Blacks 2026:
@Jet said in All Blacks 2026:
Next season looks really really ominous.
I have haka fatigue, social media fatigue, learnings fatigue already.
Not sure I can take a full tour of them fellating the Springboks on their socials and giving uncle Siya reacharounds in the sheds.
I want to see people getting their heads caved in.
Bring back the biff.
"felleting"
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@game_film said in All Blacks 2026:
@Jet Loves a long soak in the bath too…. as is my understanding.
Not sure of the euphemism, but I do love a bath (with a beer).
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@Jet said in All Blacks 2026:
@game_film said in All Blacks 2026:
@Jet Loves a long soak in the bath too…. as is my understanding.
Not sure of the euphemism, but I do love a bath (with a beer).
@barbarian does a bath count as colonic irrigation?
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@nzzp said in All Blacks 2026:
@barbarian does a bath count as colonic irrigation?
So you are going to use that expression on a daily basis now?
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@nostrildamus said in All Blacks 2026:
@nzzp said in All Blacks 2026:
@barbarian does a bath count as colonic irrigation?
So you are going to use that expression on a daily basis now?
yes.
Although I do not plan to google it.
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@nzzp said in All Blacks 2026:
@Jet said in All Blacks 2026:
@game_film said in All Blacks 2026:
@Jet Loves a long soak in the bath too…. as is my understanding.
Not sure of the euphemism, but I do love a bath (with a beer).
@barbarian does a bath count as colonic irrigation?
Depends on the shape of the bathtub, I think
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I think the tour next year either makes us or breaks us , I dont mind it ,
We either rise to play at the level required to compete with the benchmark or we dont , sink or swim
i think its more beneficial than playing weaker opposition with guaranteed wins and patting ourselves on the back , at least we find out where we are at,
Probably a bit off topic for this thread but south africans seem confident Tony Brown is very happy and about to extend his contract with Rassie .
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@nzzp said in All Blacks 2026:
@barbarian does a bath count as colonic irrigation?
Not if you share the bath.
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@kiwiinmelb said in All Blacks 2026:
I think the tour next year either makes us or breaks us , I dont mind it ,
We either rise to play at the level required to compete with the benchmark or we dont , sink or swim
i think its more beneficial than playing weaker opposition with guaranteed wins and patting ourselves on the back , at least we find out where we are at,
Probably a bit off topic for this thread but south africans seem confident Tony Brown is very happy and about to extend his contract with Rassie .
I like you, love the idea of a good bloody hard year. If we crash , we crash. So we only get 4 home tests? Big deal, how many who want to go to a test will miss out. I bet I get ticket to any test I want to go to. Mind you I reckon we could of dropped a test against Aussies if we needed one against Pumas.
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@Jet said in All Blacks 2026:
Next season looks really really ominous.
I have haka fatigue, social media fatigue, learnings fatigue already.
Not sure I can take a full tour of them fellating the Springboks on their socials and giving uncle Siya reacharounds in the sheds.
I want to see people getting their heads caved in.
Bring back the biff.
It's funny you say that about Siya and the SM.
in his book his talks about how the Springboks of the 2017/18 era were on social media "to cover up the fact that we weren't doing the basics properly" whereas he says.......
"The All Blacks weren't putting pictures of their training up on Instagram were they? They were working hard for each other without shouting about it, and when it came to noise - well, was 57-0 loud enough?".
Tbh I'm not sure how exactly you effectively navigate managing players and teams in the social media era where style takes precedence over substance and SM is seen as such an invaluable marketing tool. However, as a coaching group/administration you would have to have a conversation about how you prevent SM becoming a distraction and stop players becoming preoccupied with curating an image of themselves and losing sight of what's important. As has been stated here many occasions Ardie is very much into cultivating his image in a way that prior All Black leaders such as McCaw and Mealamu never were. You need authenticity and sincerity in your leadership group.
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