Black Clash

[MN5]

@Bones said in Black Clash:

@MN5 unfortunately not.

Bugger. Jordan is batting too !

[MN5]

Jordan run out. Tripped over his own bat. Absolutely woeful.

Clearly too much time playing fullback, a winger would have coasted in

[Bones]

@MN5 said in Black Clash:

Jordan run out. Tripped over his own bat.

Oh come on, you're making this up for my benefit right?

[MN5]

@Bones said in Black Clash:

@MN5 said in Black Clash:

Jordan run out. Tripped over his own bat.

Oh come on, you're making this up for my benefit right?

No.

I’m sure this game will be top of the sporting news in the UK so you can check the highlights

[Bones]

@MN5 if I'd have written the script he would've got his partner run out tripping him up with his bat, but that's still bloody gold.

[Bones]

Not so happy about Coldplay getting a duck though.

[Duluth]

This still exists. On now

[SouthernMann]

Jesse Ryder making it look very easy. Such a talent.

[Canes4life]

I thought Ruben Love was meant to be playing for team rugby. I think Laumape has taken his place.

[Yeetyaah]

@Canes4life the dusruspukt to Love

[Canes4life]

@Yeetyaah said in Black Clash:

@Canes4life the dusruspukt to Love

Hope Laumape gets a bat. The power.

[Yeetyaah]

@Canes4life he'll get a single run and everyone will call for him to play for the Black Caps

[Bones]

@Yeetyaah said in Black Clash:

@Canes4life he'll get a single run and everyone will call for him to play for the Black Caps

Dusruspikt

[Yeetyaah]

@Bones Laumape mentioned, Bones activated.

[MN5]

Jordie Barrett is a damn good bowler. Lovely ball to dismiss Grant Elliot for a golden, you know, the guy who starred in the Cricket world cup in 2015......

Michael Hussey is a character.

Jesse Ryder still class.

[Bones]

@Yeetyaah said in Black Clash:

@Bones Laumape mentioned, Bones activated.

Is Laumape Tongan for "Jordan"?

[Yeetyaah]

Hope Jordie didn't pay anyone for his haircut

[African Monkey]

Is Razor on the sideline today......

Too soon? Wrong thread?

[Yeetyaah]

@African-Monkey he put a voodoo curse on Jordie to miss his hat trick

[Kruse]

I only see saw a few minutes on the TV, without the sound on.

• What was the score? Who won? (Joking, don't give a shit)
• Was the "Alternative Cricket Commentary" posse doing their hilarious schtick? If so, which particular unfunny joke did they repeat the MOST? Can I put money on overuse of a player's nickname?