Merry Christmas

[canefan]

Someone always has to try and be the party pooper

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11772780

[booboo]

@canefan said in Merry Christmas:

Someone always has to try and be the party pooper

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11772780

Oh for fuck sake

[booboo]

Anyway just having a beer in the backyard and saw Santa flyover on the way to NZ (where obviously he starts his rounds every year).

Ok it may have been a satellite but I choose to think it was Santa ...

[mariner4life]

That article makes me want to punch someone. What k I nd of soulless fluffybunny...

[jegga]

The article says

This leads to children getting sexually abused, teen girls submitting to sexual behavior so "he'll like me" and kids enduring bullying because everyone is "having fun."

Sure it does.
The woman they quote is from a child safety group , they are obviously well meaning but don't do themselves any favours when they link sitting in Santas lap to having sex so a boy will like them.

Kidpower - Wikipedia

[mariner4life]

The next person to post deliberately provocative negative bullshit gets a virtual turkey slap

[canefan]

@mariner4life said in Merry Christmas:

The next person to post deliberately provocative negative bullshit gets a virtual turkey slap

To be fair I wanted to put it somewhere else but couldn't work out where. Merry Xmas to you too M4L

[Crucial]

Enough of Xmas movies. Time for Xmas songs.

[Crucial]

Put this one on for grandma!

[Crucial]

Then add some old skool

[Tim]

This is xmas me:

[Godder]

Merry Christmas to everyone! My favorite Christmas song:

[NTA]

Christmas at the brother-in-law's in two images:

Now I'm going to go soak in the pool to relax, and hopefully not drown.

Merry Christmas, shunts.

[mariner4life]

I've been drunk for 3 days. I've just cooked a massive spread, had a swim, and lost to my 8 year old ar basketball. I fucked him up at cricket though. Merry Christmas imaginary friends!

[Tim]

@mariner4life I fucking schooled my nephews at table tennis. Got beaten at darts though.

[Tim]

Smooth music was played.

[Mokey]

Christmas wins: Best ham, stacks of dessert, Moet & strawberries, vouchers! (I love getting vouchers.)
Christmas loss: Playing fucking Cake Splat and being the only adult to get a giant goop of Tatua lite whipped cream to the face. (Fucking RIGGED. Usually it catapulted about button push 5/6. My dad, being a good sport with the grandkids, pressed it about 7/8 times. Nothing. A niece pressed 2, nothing. My sister pressed 2, nothing. Then I got shoved into the chair. One press...splat.)

[Bones]

It's ok @Mokey. Mates missus went to stub out her ciggy after too many dB draughts. Instead did the old stumble forward into a solid wooden fence. Cue a taxi ride home with her 8 & 12 kids giving her grief the whole way home for not being able to speak. Those yanks aren't bad eh.

[mariner4life]

Ah boxing day. The missus is at the sales. The kids are playing with their new gear. And I'm on the couch flicking between the NFL, the NBA, and two cricket games. Life, she is beautiful

[NTA]

Yep. Pretty much the same. Except now Bill Lawry has left commentary, I'm going to try and synch up the ABC online.