Merry Christmas
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I've been drunk for 3 days. I've just cooked a massive spread, had a swim, and lost to my 8 year old ar basketball. I fucked him up at cricket though. Merry Christmas imaginary friends!
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@mariner4life I fucking schooled my nephews at table tennis. Got beaten at darts though.
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Christmas wins: Best ham, stacks of dessert, Moet & strawberries, vouchers! (I love getting vouchers.)
Christmas loss: Playing fucking Cake Splat and being the only adult to get a giant goop of Tatua lite whipped cream to the face. (Fucking RIGGED. Usually it catapulted about button push 5/6. My dad, being a good sport with the grandkids, pressed it about 7/8 times. Nothing. A niece pressed 2, nothing. My sister pressed 2, nothing. Then I got shoved into the chair. One press...splat.) -
It's ok @Mokey. Mates missus went to stub out her ciggy after too many dB draughts. Instead did the old stumble forward into a solid wooden fence. Cue a taxi ride home with her 8 & 12 kids giving her grief the whole way home for not being able to speak. Those yanks aren't bad eh.
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Ah boxing day. The missus is at the sales. The kids are playing with their new gear. And I'm on the couch flicking between the NFL, the NBA, and two cricket games. Life, she is beautiful
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How good is Bill? Warny tried talking about irrelevant crap and Bill just ignored him and spoke about the game again. Pro
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Crayfish was the main feature of the Xmas dinner at my sister's place in Mt Maunganui. Her hubby had been busy - managed to haul in 11 or so over the last month.
Steady diet of beer, sparkling, white, & red wine, and a nightcap of a whisky to finish things off. Drive back to Auckland this morning was not so fun - although I was glad I was driving in that direction, rather than being in the 30kmh procession heading from Auckland to the Coromandel - and that was AFTER the turnoff at the bottom of the Bombays.
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Merry Xmas to the fern clan. We got a baby girl for Xmas (2 days before) so this might be my last post for... how many years!!? Probably should be posting gibberish at some ridic hour of the morning!
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@Paekakboyz said in Merry Christmas:
Merry Xmas to the fern clan. We got a baby girl for Xmas (2 days before) so this might be my last post for... how many years!!? Probably should be posting gibberish at some ridic hour of the morning!
@Paekakboyz said in Merry Christmas:
Merry Xmas to the fern clan. We got a baby girl for Xmas (2 days before) so this might be my last post for... how many years!!? Probably should be posting gibberish at some ridic hour of the morning!
Wonderful news dude. Much better than hedonistic 'how much I can eat and drink' shit. Shame on the rest of us.
RIP George though. Not as tough as Prince but worse than Bowie. Sad to hear.
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ha ha I'm sure Santa meant to drop off an instruction manual but the fat bastard must have forgotten!
Yeah really sad to hear about George - how long till we get a coffee table book on the horror of 2016. A crazy old year for all the wrong reasons!
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@Paekakboyz said in Merry Christmas:
ha ha I'm sure Santa meant to drop off an instruction manual but the fat bastard must have forgotten!
Yeah really sad to hear about George - how long till we get a coffee table book on the horror of 2016. A crazy old year for all the wrong reasons!
Even if he had dropped the manual off the problem is that jnr hasn't read it!
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illiterate newborns! sheesh, kids these days aye
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@Paekakboyz said in Merry Christmas:
Merry Xmas to the fern clan. We got a baby girl for Xmas (2 days before) so this might be my last post for... how many years!!? Probably should be posting gibberish at some ridic hour of the morning!
That's awesome mate! You'll probably post more now to vent.
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@MN5 said in Merry Christmas:
@Paekakboyz said in Merry Christmas:
Much better than hedonistic 'how much I can eat and drink' shit. Shame on the rest of us.Shame on you for being a dick. Super happy for the man, but now that my wife and kids are old enough to destroy the majority of my disposable income, and my existence is effectively reduced to eating and drinking (and shitting and sleeping), this is peak season
