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  • BonesB Online
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    It's ok @Mokey. Mates missus went to stub out her ciggy after too many dB draughts. Instead did the old stumble forward into a solid wooden fence. Cue a taxi ride home with her 8 & 12 kids giving her grief the whole way home for not being able to speak. Those yanks aren't bad eh.

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  • mariner4lifeM Online
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    Ah boxing day. The missus is at the sales. The kids are playing with their new gear. And I'm on the couch flicking between the NFL, the NBA, and two cricket games. Life, she is beautiful

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  • NTAN Online
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    Yep. Pretty much the same. Except now Bill Lawry has left commentary, I'm going to try and synch up the ABC online.

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  • mariner4lifeM Online
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    How good is Bill? Warny tried talking about irrelevant crap and Bill just ignored him and spoke about the game again. Pro

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  • SmudgeS Online
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    Crayfish was the main feature of the Xmas dinner at my sister's place in Mt Maunganui. Her hubby had been busy - managed to haul in 11 or so over the last month.

    Steady diet of beer, sparkling, white, & red wine, and a nightcap of a whisky to finish things off. Drive back to Auckland this morning was not so fun - although I was glad I was driving in that direction, rather than being in the 30kmh procession heading from Auckland to the Coromandel - and that was AFTER the turnoff at the bottom of the Bombays.

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    Merry Xmas to the fern clan. We got a baby girl for Xmas (2 days before) so this might be my last post for... how many years!!? Probably should be posting gibberish at some ridic hour of the morning!

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  • MN5M Online
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    @Paekakboyz said in Merry Christmas:

    Merry Xmas to the fern clan. We got a baby girl for Xmas (2 days before) so this might be my last post for... how many years!!? Probably should be posting gibberish at some ridic hour of the morning!

    @Paekakboyz said in Merry Christmas:

    Merry Xmas to the fern clan. We got a baby girl for Xmas (2 days before) so this might be my last post for... how many years!!? Probably should be posting gibberish at some ridic hour of the morning!

    Wonderful news dude. Much better than hedonistic 'how much I can eat and drink' shit. Shame on the rest of us.

    RIP George though. Not as tough as Prince but worse than Bowie. Sad to hear.

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    ha ha I'm sure Santa meant to drop off an instruction manual but the fat bastard must have forgotten!

    Yeah really sad to hear about George - how long till we get a coffee table book on the horror of 2016. A crazy old year for all the wrong reasons!

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    @Paekakboyz said in Merry Christmas:

    ha ha I'm sure Santa meant to drop off an instruction manual but the fat bastard must have forgotten!

    Yeah really sad to hear about George - how long till we get a coffee table book on the horror of 2016. A crazy old year for all the wrong reasons!

    Even if he had dropped the manual off the problem is that jnr hasn't read it!

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  • PaekakboyzP Offline
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    illiterate newborns! sheesh, kids these days aye 👶🏼

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    @Paekakboyz said in Merry Christmas:

    Merry Xmas to the fern clan. We got a baby girl for Xmas (2 days before) so this might be my last post for... how many years!!? Probably should be posting gibberish at some ridic hour of the morning!

    That's awesome mate! You'll probably post more now to vent.

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  • NTAN Online
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    @MN5 said in Merry Christmas:

    @Paekakboyz said in Merry Christmas:
    Much better than hedonistic 'how much I can eat and drink' shit. Shame on the rest of us.

    Shame on you for being a dick. Super happy for the man, but now that my wife and kids are old enough to destroy the majority of my disposable income, and my existence is effectively reduced to eating and drinking (and shitting and sleeping), this is peak season

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  • canefanC Offline
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    @NTA don't spoil the surprise mate!

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  • MokeyM Offline
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    @Paekakboyz Congratulations!!!!! What is the wee one's name? (Or will she be baby paekakchick until the fuss dies down??)

    Just solemnly swear you will never tolerate anyone pulling the old 'this is your Christmas AND your birthday present' nonsense. Fuck them, the cheap asshat fuckfaces.

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  • MN5M Online
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    @NTA said in Merry Christmas:

    @MN5 said in Merry Christmas:

    @Paekakboyz said in Merry Christmas:
    Much better than hedonistic 'how much I can eat and drink' shit. Shame on the rest of us.

    Shame on you for being a dick. Super happy for the man, but now that my wife and kids are old enough to destroy the majority of my disposable income, and my existence is effectively reduced to eating and drinking (and shitting and sleeping), this is peak season

    You also have the bonus of boring the world about alternate power sources so you are one up on the rest of us.

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    We've narrowed it down to two names, ha ha totally different to the ones we were considering before bubs arrived. Just seeing which one fits best.

    oh yeah, she was due after Xmas but arriving beforehand means she'll definitely get the double-header bday/Xmas combo!

    Funnily enough my bro and his missus are expecting their first as well - needless to say Ma and Pa Paekakboyz are off the scale excitement wise!

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    @Paekakboyz said in Merry Christmas:

    Merry Xmas to the fern clan. We got a baby girl for Xmas (2 days before) so this might be my last post for... how many years!!? Probably should be posting gibberish at some ridic hour of the morning!

    You will fit in well with the rest of us on the NH shift then.

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  • R Offline
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    @Paekakboyz congrats mate! And like Mokey said do not let anyone do the christmas and birthday bs (unless the present is freaken worth it). I'm also a Dec 23rd child.

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    Was joking to Mrs boo just half an hour ago that when we go into the supermarket we should ask where the Easter eggs are ...

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11773482

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  • NTAN Online
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    Hot cross buns have sisterly been spotted at Woolworths

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