Bogans with kids
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@jegga said in Bogans with kids:
@booboo the Indian version is Anil , there's a dentist in Carterton called Anil Ramin .
That is really unfortunate and can't be good for business (assuming he really is a dentist, not a porn star).
Probably uses rohypnol as an anaesthetic. You would have to wonder why your teeeth didn't hurt and your butt did when you left the surgery.
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@NTA think it was Indian by the name of Prickshit that got Paul Henry into trouble here on TV1 Breakfast many years back.
I had a client who has the surname Law, and when he took an English christian name, he took Martial, which I thought was pretty good!
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@jegga This is deteriorating quite rapidly (as expected).
I do like Martial Law (the name). Excellent.
I worked the a pilot who was trying to get away from an ex wife. He changed his name by deed poll to Jack Sparrow (he was of course a Captain). You can imagine how he started his PA's to inspire passenger confidence.
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@jegga Believe it or not, this is a real PA from Air Nelson many years ago:
"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, I'm David Bowie and I am your captain today, with me on the flight deck is first officer Bryan Adams."
Yes, that is their real names. I was amazed that nobody got off the flight.
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@Snowy said in Bogans with kids:
@jegga Could have been worse I guess - Stoner.
I used to spend a lot of time in Asia and in HKG they get to chose their own "English" name.
I work for a HK headquartered company. As such I get given a Chinese name. The head of the Division I do most of my work for is a 155kg Pom.
His Chinese name translates as "Big Fat Man"
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@Snowy he better have called in to Ground Control
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@dogmeat said in Bogans with kids:
@Snowy said in Bogans with kids:
@jegga Could have been worse I guess - Stoner.
I used to spend a lot of time in Asia and in HKG they get to chose their own "English" name.
I work for a HK headquartered company. As such I get given a Chinese name. The head of the Division I do most of my work for is a 155kg Pom.
His Chinese name translates as "Big Fat Man"
They choose a name for you? That is a lot of power for a sick minded bastard like me...
I would just end up calling people NTA's mate Wee Kok, or Wang King, or Fuk Yu, etc.
So what is your name - probably not canto for Dogmeat?
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@mariner4life said in Bogans with kids:
@Snowy he better have called in to Ground Control
He may well have had the nickname Major Tom as I think he was ex airforce.
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Three names that I have come across in the last few years that make the child in me giggle are Anil Baldeep and the surnames Khunt and Weedick.
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@MajorRage Sum Ting Wong was an aircraft engineer. Always showed up when a flight was delayed.
Fanny Pong doesn't need explanation (not heard that one). Yes, too many to name.
Chewbacca Hung. Superb, although it does make him (assuming a him?) sound like a big hairy dick (that moans a lot).
