Bogans with kids

[NTA]

Reckon it'd be great for business if he moved to the right suburb

[taniwharugby]

@NTA think it was Indian by the name of Prickshit that got Paul Henry into trouble here on TV1 Breakfast many years back.

I had a client who has the surname Law, and when he took an English christian name, he took Martial, which I thought was pretty good!

[jegga]

Just googled it, Raman is actually his surname . Anil Ramin is a movie producer which is somehow worse.

[NTA]

@jegga said in Bogans with kids:

Just googled it, Raman is actually his surname . Anil Ramin is a movie producer which is somehow worse.

Does some work on redtube then?

[Snowy]

@NTA Could advertise at the SYD Mardi Gras. Whole new meaning to "Surgery" in Oxford St.

[jegga]

Browntube surely?

[Snowy]

@jegga This is deteriorating quite rapidly (as expected).

I do like Martial Law (the name). Excellent.

I worked the a pilot who was trying to get away from an ex wife. He changed his name by deed poll to Jack Sparrow (he was of course a Captain). You can imagine how he started his PA's to inspire passenger confidence.

[jegga]

@Snowy that is awesome.

[mariner4life]

[Snowy]

@jegga Believe it or not, this is a real PA from Air Nelson many years ago:

"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, I'm David Bowie and I am your captain today, with me on the flight deck is first officer Bryan Adams."

Yes, that is their real names. I was amazed that nobody got off the flight.

[dogmeat]

@Snowy said in Bogans with kids:

@jegga Could have been worse I guess - Stoner.

I used to spend a lot of time in Asia and in HKG they get to chose their own "English" name.

I work for a HK headquartered company. As such I get given a Chinese name. The head of the Division I do most of my work for is a 155kg Pom.

His Chinese name translates as "Big Fat Man"

[mariner4life]

@Snowy he better have called in to Ground Control

[Snowy]

@dogmeat said in Bogans with kids:

@Snowy said in Bogans with kids:

@jegga Could have been worse I guess - Stoner.

I used to spend a lot of time in Asia and in HKG they get to chose their own "English" name.

I work for a HK headquartered company. As such I get given a Chinese name. The head of the Division I do most of my work for is a 155kg Pom.

His Chinese name translates as "Big Fat Man"

They choose a name for you? That is a lot of power for a sick minded bastard like me...

I would just end up calling people NTA's mate Wee Kok, or Wang King, or Fuk Yu, etc.

So what is your name - probably not canto for Dogmeat?

[jegga]

@Snowy did you see this?

http://m.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11761611

[Snowy]

@mariner4life said in Bogans with kids:

@Snowy he better have called in to Ground Control

He may well have had the nickname Major Tom as I think he was ex airforce.

[Snowy]

@jegga Brilliant. If I was an astronaut I would so choose a doctor called David Bowie - even if he was shit.

[Crazy Horse]

Three names that I have come across in the last few years that make the child in me giggle are Anil Baldeep and the surnames Khunt and Weedick.

[MajorRage]

@Snowy Sum Ting Wong, Fanny Pong ...

the lists are endless. My favourite has always been Chewbacca Hung.

[Snowy]

@MajorRage Sum Ting Wong was an aircraft engineer. Always showed up when a flight was delayed.

Fanny Pong doesn't need explanation (not heard that one). Yes, too many to name.

Chewbacca Hung. Superb, although it does make him (assuming a him?) sound like a big hairy dick (that moans a lot).

[MajorRage]

@Snowy He worked in the IT department at a bank I used to work at. Also in that department, and I swear I'm not making this up, were Hercules, Baron & Sith.

In amongst a thousand Kennys & Kelvins, of course.