Bogans with kids
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When I was a Corp account manager for telecom we dealt with Ray White as a client. There were a lot of Chinese agents who, stereotypically, whinged about every cent they had to part with but one bloke had a first name of 'Yu' so whenever I rang him he answered 'You're with Yu'.
Pretty amusing. Unsurprisingly he was a successful agent.
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Having watched my wife have 2 kids, I do find these "I didn't know I was pregnant' almost impossible to believe.
Tough start to life for Hannah-Marie Crofts-Wilson. Absolute fluffybunny of a name she has there too. Gonna be royally fucked trying to fill out immigration cards for her annual piss trip to Bali.
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@MajorRage said in Bogans with kids:
Having watched my wife have 2 kids, I do find these "I didn't know I was pregnant' almost impossible to believe.
Tough start to life for Hannah-Marie Crofts-Wilson. Absolute fluffybunny of a name she has there too. Gonna be royally fucked trying to fill out immigration cards for her annual piss trip to Bali.
I agree, even a little 6 pounder you gotta winder how stupid some people must be to not realise.
Both ours were big babies
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@MajorRage said in Bogans with kids:
Having watched my wife have 2 kids, I do find these "I didn't know I was pregnant' almost impossible to believe.
Knowing someone well who genuinely didn't know they were pregnant, I was as surprised as you when it happened.
Slim lady, 7-8 months prego, not showing (I last saw her the week before she popped). Went to hospital with abdominal pain, and you can guess the rest
She's a sane, normal, intelligent person, finished her degree, married the father (already a long term relationship) and it's all worked out well. Kid happy and healthy, with an interesting backstory
It does happen. I've known the person for 20+ years, and believe her when she says she didn't know she was pregnant. Feel sorry for dad though - wound up being called to the hospital as his girlfriend was admitted, and then directed to the maternity ward.
People are skeptical, but from a data point of '1', it does happen to normal people.
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@Mokey said in Bogans with kids:
@Snowy When I taught in Taiwan some of my cherubs included Apollo, Prince, Q-Bee, Mermaid, and Racer. Another teacher had a Free Pizza (cos everyone loves free pizza.)
I had at least one Apple in every class.
Lol. Free Pizza. I like "Racer" that's cool. Not sure about Mermaid, just smells a bit fishy...
Ye,p Apple was quite common.
I also worked with a Hong Kong female pilot (sorry Bones, probably showing off again but there were 2500) called "Wing Man". Some people are just destined to do certain jobs it seems.
I wonder what young Metallica will do?
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@Snowy said in Bogans with kids:
@Mokey said in Bogans with kids:
@Snowy When I taught in Taiwan some of my cherubs included Apollo, Prince, Q-Bee, Mermaid, and Racer. Another teacher had a Free Pizza (cos everyone loves free pizza.)
I had at least one Apple in every class.
Lol. Free Pizza. I like "Racer" that's cool. Not sure about Mermaid, just smells a bit fishy...
Ye,p Apple was quite common.
I also worked with a Hong Kong female pilot (sorry Bones, probably showing off again but there were 2500) called "Wing Man". Some people are just destined to do certain jobs it seems.
I wonder what young Metallica will do?
6 months for cultivation?
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@Snowy said in Bogans with kids:
@Mokey said in Bogans with kids:
@Snowy When I taught in Taiwan some of my cherubs included Apollo, Prince, Q-Bee, Mermaid, and Racer. Another teacher had a Free Pizza (cos everyone loves free pizza.)
I had at least one Apple in every class.
Lol. Free Pizza. I like "Racer" that's cool. Not sure about Mermaid, just smells a bit fishy...
Ye,p Apple was quite common.
I also worked with a Hong Kong female pilot (sorry Bones, probably showing off again but there were 2500) called "Wing Man". Some people are just destined to do certain jobs it seems.
I wonder what young Metallica will do?
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@mariner4life said in Bogans with kids:
@Snowy said in Bogans with kids:
@Mokey said in Bogans with kids:
@Snowy When I taught in Taiwan some of my cherubs included Apollo, Prince, Q-Bee, Mermaid, and Racer. Another teacher had a Free Pizza (cos everyone loves free pizza.)
I had at least one Apple in every class.
Lol. Free Pizza. I like "Racer" that's cool. Not sure about Mermaid, just smells a bit fishy...
Ye,p Apple was quite common.
I also worked with a Hong Kong female pilot (sorry Bones, probably showing off again but there were 2500) called "Wing Man". Some people are just destined to do certain jobs it seems.
I wonder what young Metallica will do?
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Yeah. I didn't put enough thought into that.
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@Snowy said in Bogans with kids:
@Mokey said in Bogans with kids:
@Snowy When I taught in Taiwan some of my cherubs included Apollo, Prince, Q-Bee, Mermaid, and Racer. Another teacher had a Free Pizza (cos everyone loves free pizza.)
I had at least one Apple in every class.
Lol. Free Pizza. I like "Racer" that's cool. Not sure about Mermaid, just smells a bit fishy...
Ye,p Apple was quite common.
I also worked with a Hong Kong female pilot (sorry Bones, probably showing off again but there were 2500) called "Wing Man". Some people are just destined to do certain jobs it seems.
I wonder what young Metallica will do?
Ill keep everyone updated!
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From Herald's Sideswipe:
Tatler has produced a list of the best posh baby names for 2017. They assure readers every name is real, even Npeter (with a silent N). Yes really. Others names for boys include Euripides, Fenston, Wigbert, Victory and Quail. Making a comeback are Kenneth, John and David. Girls are also burdened with Debonaire, Hum, Figgy, Koala, Monaveen, Czar-Czar and Gethsemane. Although Una, Wendy, Nancy and Blanche have been revived. -
@booboo One poor kid at my daughter's school had the name Tri-Peter. Why? just why?
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Wigbert is a great name.
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@Catogrande said in Bogans with kids:
@booboo One poor kid at my daughter's school had the name Tri-Peter. Why? just why?
Natural progression? Has older siblings Peter and Dual-Peter? Next child QuadPeter?
