Movie review thread...

[No Quarter]

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@No-Quarter said in Re: Movie review thread...:

Spotlight. One of the more sickening movies I've watched given it is based on actual events. How anyone takes the Catholic church seriously anymore is beyond me. 4.5 sick-as-fuck priests out of 5 investigative journalists.

Racist bigot.

I'm pretty sure he hates chicks too.

I try not to discriminate, I hate pretty much everyone.

[Bovidae]

Re: Spotlight - I went to intermediate with some of the kids that were abused in Hamilton. I'm not going to go into details here but the consequences of that abuse was quite tragic.

[dK]

Assassins Creed - 5 piles of shit out of 5

[Virgil]

@dK said in Re: Movie review thread...:

Assassins Creed - 5 piles of shit out of 5

Sitting through the trailer each time I watched Rogue One was bad enough.

[taniwharugby]

TR Jnr has been begging to go to that, maybe I'll get his Granny to take him or I'll make him wait for it to come out on DVD!

[Bovidae]

Green Room.

This movie was getting good reviews so I thought I better check it out. An interesting premise about a punk band ending up playing in the wrong place at the wrong time and witnessing a murder at a neo-nazi skinhead bar. The bar owner is played by Prof X in a role against type. The suspense in the movie is based on the band being stuck in a room with no idea of their fate, and what is on the other side of the door, until they realise they need to escape. In the end it's an OK slasher/thriller with plenty of dumb people. Except for Amber - she had some balls (metaphorically speaking).

3 red laces out of 5 red laces.

[jegga]

@Bovidae I've been wondering if that was any good after I saw them singing that Dead Kennedys song to the nazis on YouTube.

[canefan]

Anyone seen war dogs? I watched in on a plane recently, classic Jonah Hill in a movie directed by Todd Phillips. A strong 4 faulty rounds of Chinese AK47 ammunition out of 5

[No Quarter]

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, the people that write that stuff must be incredibly high on acid among other things. The boy loved it though...

[Bovidae]

@canefan I find Jonah Hill to be one of the most annoying "actors" out there so ignore his movies like the plague.

[Nepia]

@Bovidae said in Re: Movie review thread...:

@canefan I find Jonah Hill to be one of the most annoying "actors" out there so ignore his movies like the plague.

He's supposed to be annoying in it so you might be able to watch it?

[Bovidae]

@Nepia Not tempted. He was OK in Moneyball and The Wolf of Wall St in a supporting role but as the star of a movie?

[jegga]

@No-Quarter said in Re: Movie review thread...:

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, the people that write that stuff must be incredibly high on acid among other things. The boy loved it though...

Have you ever seen Rockos modern world?

[Nepia]

@Bovidae He's co-star with Miles Teller but he's in a lot so you might best ignore it.

[Bones]

@canefan yeah just saw that at a mates mini theatre in the weekend. Top movie, really enjoyed it and had no idea about the true story, crazy stuff.

Thought Hill was good. Played a fluffybunny to perfection. I like fluffybunnies.

[canefan]

@Bones

The other main character's baby mama was smoking hot

[Bones]

@canefan Oh good god yes, outstanding. Worth watching for her alone.

[canefan]

@Bones Exquisite

[Bones]

@canefan Very admirable....but then I saw the dog and lost it.

Edit: Oh I see she was in Knock Knock....

[Milk]

@dK said in Re: Movie review thread...:

Assassins Creed - 5 piles of shit out of 5

Ok, to clarify are you saying it was an excellent movie or a terrible movie? Or the best possible terrible movie?

Sometimes this rating system is confusing