NZ v SA Test Series

[MN5]

@gollum said in NZ v SA Test Series:

@Tim

To be honest I'd play Guppy in the middle order ahead of Broom too. 3

But ideally I'd find the guy in NZ cricket with the best leave & best backfoot plaay who is under 25 & pick him. He can learn to play shots, learning to leave is the bit our guys cannot get their head round once they've played domestic for a while.

I'm a little surprised Jesse Ryder hasn't been mentioned. He's a year younger than Broom & bowls well. If we are picking guys in their 30's he's in the frame.

Actually I'd maybe rather him than guppy too. Despite his batting for the last 3 years being shithouse.

@Tim said in NZ v SA Test Series:

Is it so strange to play 6 batsmen, 4 bowlers, and a wicket keeper?

Issue there is we usually only have - at best, 2 strike bowlers. So if we play 4, one is a spinner who is of little use for 3 days on NZ tracks (if then) & the other is a dibbler. So we need a 5th to try vary things. It briefly looked like Boult-Wagner-Southee might give us 3 strike bowlers, one with stamina (Wagner), but Southee is back to being eratic pigshit after an 18 month golden period a couple of years ago.

I think even the biggest Ryder fans ( like me ) have given up hope he'll ever have another go

[Chris B.]

Southee gets Rabada early to give us some momentum and, more importantly, to expose Duminy to the new ball. Need one of these two quickly so we can get Faf in against it as well.

Fat Jesse is surely nowhere in the frame. A part of our cricket resurgence has been founded on giving the boot to his many distractions and we are reaping the benefits of a "no dickheads" policy. Added to which, he's not even scoring runs so there's not even a slight temptation to hand out another chance.

I reckon his chances of ever playing for the Black Caps again are only slightly better than the chances of me getting a call-up - and that's only happening if there's a nuclear war and 99.9 percent of the population is wiped out!

[Chris B.]

Wagner comes into the attack and quickly gets Duminy.

Amla-Faf is an important partnership that needs to be broken quickly.

[Bovidae]

Nicholls is having one hell of a test so far. An excellent catch to dismiss Amla off CdG.

[Chris B.]

Suddenly our score is looking quite useful.

Nicholls juggles the catch from Amla, but just holds on and SA are 79/5 (with a nightwatchman included in the 5).

[Stockcar86]

Follow on passed, but another 182 runs to tie it up is a long way away

[Bovidae]

Faf gone. Great catch BJ.

[JK]

Going well so far. Need to keep up this intensity after lunch and not let them get easy runs.

[Bovidae]

Patel bowls the last over to de Kock and creates a couple of half-chances.

80/4 in that session.

[Virgil]

@No-Quarter said in NZ v SA Test Series:

CDGH to take another 6 tomorrow...

Careful now...

[Gunner]

Holy shitballs.
Step off a plane, check cricinfo, cannot believe my eyes!
How impressive is that century looking now?

[mariner4life]

The jig music and claims of smiling eyes can fuck right off

[taniwharugby]

@Gunner don't worry, am sure it wasn't your boy I saw running around town today by himself

[Chris B.]

Come on Jeetan.

We've given you one frigging job to do today - get on and do it!

[MajorPom]

SA in some ways remind me of us. I see us at 100/6, I give up hope. Then I login a few hours later and see somehow or other we made 300 odd.

You get SA at 100/6, I feel ok ... but then there is still a decent chance of them making 300.

[MN5]

Fucken cracker day in the capital. PERFECT conditions for cricket....or in my case to sit in the pub and watch on TV.

[Donsteppa]

@gollum said in NZ v SA Test Series:

Odd lack of "what would Guppy do at 5!" this morning...

Odd lack of "Jeetan Patel is the Second Coming of Christ" recently too

[Chris B.]

Jeetan takes 0 for 50 off 10 overs. Wagner's been equally expensive with 1 for 75 off 17.

Jaapies with a chance to press on for a decisive advantage - though while I'm typing Wagner takes offense at being likened to Jeets and gets Bavuma.

So we also have a chance to wrap them up conceding only a modest advantage and require them to bat last on a pitch that might offer a small amount of assistance to the fiery and terrifying Jeetan!

[MN5]

@Donsteppa said in NZ v SA Test Series:

@gollum said in NZ v SA Test Series:

Odd lack of "what would Guppy do at 5!" this morning...

Odd lack of "Jeetan Patel is the Second Coming of Christ" recently too

Don't worry. He'll get the last wicket and @Hooroo @Virgil @No-Quarter will want to have his babies, guaranteed.

[canefan]

Jappies 9 down and 50 odd ahead. How many overs until stumps? We don't want to bat an uncomfortable last 20 minutes or something, best for our bowlers to tank the last few overs