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  • Rancid SchnitzelR Offline
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    @MN5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Kirwan said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @mariner4life said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @MN5 to be fair, i think it's less the two dads, and more

    One dad died after like a week, and the other one cut off his legs and left him burned to fuck on the edge of a lava river, didn't even put him out of his misery (dick move OWK).

    That would fuck anyone up.

    He was already too far gone when dad chopped him up. The real nefarious influence wasn't the dads, but the creepy old guy. Can also blame Mace Windu for not making him a Jedi Master. Classic case of reverse racism.

    Btw, is their any truth to the rumour that the guy cast as Han Solo is such a shit actor that they had to call in an acting coach?

    That was one of the rumours, but the whole thing sounds like a shit show.

    They hired directors known for improvising on set and got annoyed when they went off script. That said, some of leaks said it felt like an Ace Ventura film. Yikes.

    Warren Beauty has had good things to say about the guy as an actor for the film he did with him. But maybe he’s been miscast?

    Seems like a pointless movie to me. We had a young Han Solo film already, it was called A New Hope.

    I can handle some of my favourite film series going to shit ( Jaws, Alien, Bond, Indiana Jones )......

    I would go fucken postal if Star Wars released a truly bad flick.

    Like the Force Awakens?

    I'll get my coat....

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    replied to Rancid Schnitzel on last edited by
    #1159

    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @MN5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Kirwan said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @mariner4life said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @MN5 to be fair, i think it's less the two dads, and more

    One dad died after like a week, and the other one cut off his legs and left him burned to fuck on the edge of a lava river, didn't even put him out of his misery (dick move OWK).

    That would fuck anyone up.

    He was already too far gone when dad chopped him up. The real nefarious influence wasn't the dads, but the creepy old guy. Can also blame Mace Windu for not making him a Jedi Master. Classic case of reverse racism.

    Btw, is their any truth to the rumour that the guy cast as Han Solo is such a shit actor that they had to call in an acting coach?

    That was one of the rumours, but the whole thing sounds like a shit show.

    They hired directors known for improvising on set and got annoyed when they went off script. That said, some of leaks said it felt like an Ace Ventura film. Yikes.

    Warren Beauty has had good things to say about the guy as an actor for the film he did with him. But maybe he’s been miscast?

    Seems like a pointless movie to me. We had a young Han Solo film already, it was called A New Hope.

    I can handle some of my favourite film series going to shit ( Jaws, Alien, Bond, Indiana Jones )......

    I would go fucken postal if Star Wars released a truly bad flick.

    Like the Force Awakens?

    I'll get my coat....

    What are you talking about man? Ep 4 is in everyone's top 3!

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    replied to canefan on last edited by
    #1160

    @canefan said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @MN5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Kirwan said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @mariner4life said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @MN5 to be fair, i think it's less the two dads, and more

    One dad died after like a week, and the other one cut off his legs and left him burned to fuck on the edge of a lava river, didn't even put him out of his misery (dick move OWK).

    That would fuck anyone up.

    He was already too far gone when dad chopped him up. The real nefarious influence wasn't the dads, but the creepy old guy. Can also blame Mace Windu for not making him a Jedi Master. Classic case of reverse racism.

    Btw, is their any truth to the rumour that the guy cast as Han Solo is such a shit actor that they had to call in an acting coach?

    That was one of the rumours, but the whole thing sounds like a shit show.

    They hired directors known for improvising on set and got annoyed when they went off script. That said, some of leaks said it felt like an Ace Ventura film. Yikes.

    Warren Beauty has had good things to say about the guy as an actor for the film he did with him. But maybe he’s been miscast?

    Seems like a pointless movie to me. We had a young Han Solo film already, it was called A New Hope.

    I can handle some of my favourite film series going to shit ( Jaws, Alien, Bond, Indiana Jones )......

    I would go fucken postal if Star Wars released a truly bad flick.

    Like the Force Awakens?

    I'll get my coat....

    What are you talking about man? Ep 4 is in everyone's top 3!

    I assume you mean Episode 7?

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  • canefanC Offline
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    canefan
    replied to Crucial on last edited by
    #1161

    @Crucial said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @canefan said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @MN5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Kirwan said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @mariner4life said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @MN5 to be fair, i think it's less the two dads, and more

    One dad died after like a week, and the other one cut off his legs and left him burned to fuck on the edge of a lava river, didn't even put him out of his misery (dick move OWK).

    That would fuck anyone up.

    He was already too far gone when dad chopped him up. The real nefarious influence wasn't the dads, but the creepy old guy. Can also blame Mace Windu for not making him a Jedi Master. Classic case of reverse racism.

    Btw, is their any truth to the rumour that the guy cast as Han Solo is such a shit actor that they had to call in an acting coach?

    That was one of the rumours, but the whole thing sounds like a shit show.

    They hired directors known for improvising on set and got annoyed when they went off script. That said, some of leaks said it felt like an Ace Ventura film. Yikes.

    Warren Beauty has had good things to say about the guy as an actor for the film he did with him. But maybe he’s been miscast?

    Seems like a pointless movie to me. We had a young Han Solo film already, it was called A New Hope.

    I can handle some of my favourite film series going to shit ( Jaws, Alien, Bond, Indiana Jones )......

    I would go fucken postal if Star Wars released a truly bad flick.

    Like the Force Awakens?

    I'll get my coat....

    What are you talking about man? Ep 4 is in everyone's top 3!

    I assume you mean Episode 7?

    Do I have to spell it out? 😉

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    wrote on last edited by
    #1162

    My ranking order would be 4,5,6,7,1,2,3

    My watching order would subscribe to the Machete Order. 4,5,2,3,6,7

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    replied to canefan on last edited by
    #1163

    @canefan said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Crucial said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @canefan said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @MN5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Kirwan said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @mariner4life said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @MN5 to be fair, i think it's less the two dads, and more

    One dad died after like a week, and the other one cut off his legs and left him burned to fuck on the edge of a lava river, didn't even put him out of his misery (dick move OWK).

    That would fuck anyone up.

    He was already too far gone when dad chopped him up. The real nefarious influence wasn't the dads, but the creepy old guy. Can also blame Mace Windu for not making him a Jedi Master. Classic case of reverse racism.

    Btw, is their any truth to the rumour that the guy cast as Han Solo is such a shit actor that they had to call in an acting coach?

    That was one of the rumours, but the whole thing sounds like a shit show.

    They hired directors known for improvising on set and got annoyed when they went off script. That said, some of leaks said it felt like an Ace Ventura film. Yikes.

    Warren Beauty has had good things to say about the guy as an actor for the film he did with him. But maybe he’s been miscast?

    Seems like a pointless movie to me. We had a young Han Solo film already, it was called A New Hope.

    I can handle some of my favourite film series going to shit ( Jaws, Alien, Bond, Indiana Jones )......

    I would go fucken postal if Star Wars released a truly bad flick.

    Like the Force Awakens?

    I'll get my coat....

    What are you talking about man? Ep 4 is in everyone's top 3!

    I assume you mean Episode 7?

    Do I have to spell it out? 😉

    For me? I guess so.

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  • canefanC Offline
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    replied to Crucial on last edited by
    #1164

    @Crucial said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @canefan said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Crucial said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @canefan said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @MN5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Kirwan said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @mariner4life said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @MN5 to be fair, i think it's less the two dads, and more

    One dad died after like a week, and the other one cut off his legs and left him burned to fuck on the edge of a lava river, didn't even put him out of his misery (dick move OWK).

    That would fuck anyone up.

    He was already too far gone when dad chopped him up. The real nefarious influence wasn't the dads, but the creepy old guy. Can also blame Mace Windu for not making him a Jedi Master. Classic case of reverse racism.

    Btw, is their any truth to the rumour that the guy cast as Han Solo is such a shit actor that they had to call in an acting coach?

    That was one of the rumours, but the whole thing sounds like a shit show.

    They hired directors known for improvising on set and got annoyed when they went off script. That said, some of leaks said it felt like an Ace Ventura film. Yikes.

    Warren Beauty has had good things to say about the guy as an actor for the film he did with him. But maybe he’s been miscast?

    Seems like a pointless movie to me. We had a young Han Solo film already, it was called A New Hope.

    I can handle some of my favourite film series going to shit ( Jaws, Alien, Bond, Indiana Jones )......

    I would go fucken postal if Star Wars released a truly bad flick.

    Like the Force Awakens?

    I'll get my coat....

    What are you talking about man? Ep 4 is in everyone's top 3!

    I assume you mean Episode 7?

    Do I have to spell it out? 😉

    For me? I guess so.

    RS was vocal in his criticism of ep7. IIRC the main gripe was that it was basically a copy of ep 4.

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    replied to canefan on last edited by
    #1165

    @canefan said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Crucial said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @canefan said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Crucial said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @canefan said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @MN5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Kirwan said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @mariner4life said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @MN5 to be fair, i think it's less the two dads, and more

    One dad died after like a week, and the other one cut off his legs and left him burned to fuck on the edge of a lava river, didn't even put him out of his misery (dick move OWK).

    That would fuck anyone up.

    He was already too far gone when dad chopped him up. The real nefarious influence wasn't the dads, but the creepy old guy. Can also blame Mace Windu for not making him a Jedi Master. Classic case of reverse racism.

    Btw, is their any truth to the rumour that the guy cast as Han Solo is such a shit actor that they had to call in an acting coach?

    That was one of the rumours, but the whole thing sounds like a shit show.

    They hired directors known for improvising on set and got annoyed when they went off script. That said, some of leaks said it felt like an Ace Ventura film. Yikes.

    Warren Beauty has had good things to say about the guy as an actor for the film he did with him. But maybe he’s been miscast?

    Seems like a pointless movie to me. We had a young Han Solo film already, it was called A New Hope.

    I can handle some of my favourite film series going to shit ( Jaws, Alien, Bond, Indiana Jones )......

    I would go fucken postal if Star Wars released a truly bad flick.

    Like the Force Awakens?

    I'll get my coat....

    What are you talking about man? Ep 4 is in everyone's top 3!

    I assume you mean Episode 7?

    Do I have to spell it out? 😉

    For me? I guess so.

    RS was vocal in his criticism of ep7. IIRC the main gripe was that it was basically a copy of ep 4.

    Gotcha.
    I ignore what RS says about Star Wars. He still won't concede that this was not cool

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    wrote on last edited by
    #1166

    Meanwhile someone spent a bit of time on this
    alt text

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    replied to MN5 on last edited by
    #1167

    @MN5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Kirwan said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @mariner4life said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @MN5 to be fair, i think it's less the two dads, and more

    One dad died after like a week, and the other one cut off his legs and left him burned to fuck on the edge of a lava river, didn't even put him out of his misery (dick move OWK).

    That would fuck anyone up.

    He was already too far gone when dad chopped him up. The real nefarious influence wasn't the dads, but the creepy old guy. Can also blame Mace Windu for not making him a Jedi Master. Classic case of reverse racism.

    Btw, is their any truth to the rumour that the guy cast as Han Solo is such a shit actor that they had to call in an acting coach?

    That was one of the rumours, but the whole thing sounds like a shit show.

    They hired directors known for improvising on set and got annoyed when they went off script. That said, some of leaks said it felt like an Ace Ventura film. Yikes.

    Warren Beauty has had good things to say about the guy as an actor for the film he did with him. But maybe he’s been miscast?

    Seems like a pointless movie to me. We had a young Han Solo film already, it was called A New Hope.

    I can handle some of my favourite film series going to shit ( Jaws, Alien, Bond, Indiana Jones )......

    I would go fucken postal if Star Wars released a truly bad flick.

    Really?

    The Phantom Menace?

    Really?

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  • Rancid SchnitzelR Offline
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    replied to Crucial on last edited by
    #1168

    @Crucial said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @canefan said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Crucial said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @canefan said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Crucial said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @canefan said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @MN5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Kirwan said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @mariner4life said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @MN5 to be fair, i think it's less the two dads, and more

    One dad died after like a week, and the other one cut off his legs and left him burned to fuck on the edge of a lava river, didn't even put him out of his misery (dick move OWK).

    That would fuck anyone up.

    He was already too far gone when dad chopped him up. The real nefarious influence wasn't the dads, but the creepy old guy. Can also blame Mace Windu for not making him a Jedi Master. Classic case of reverse racism.

    Btw, is their any truth to the rumour that the guy cast as Han Solo is such a shit actor that they had to call in an acting coach?

    That was one of the rumours, but the whole thing sounds like a shit show.

    They hired directors known for improvising on set and got annoyed when they went off script. That said, some of leaks said it felt like an Ace Ventura film. Yikes.

    Warren Beauty has had good things to say about the guy as an actor for the film he did with him. But maybe he’s been miscast?

    Seems like a pointless movie to me. We had a young Han Solo film already, it was called A New Hope.

    I can handle some of my favourite film series going to shit ( Jaws, Alien, Bond, Indiana Jones )......

    I would go fucken postal if Star Wars released a truly bad flick.

    Like the Force Awakens?

    I'll get my coat....

    What are you talking about man? Ep 4 is in everyone's top 3!

    I assume you mean Episode 7?

    Do I have to spell it out? 😉

    For me? I guess so.

    RS was vocal in his criticism of ep7. IIRC the main gripe was that it was basically a copy of ep 4.

    Gotcha.
    I ignore what RS says about Star Wars. He still won't concede that this was not cool

    I will concede it's cooler than this:

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    wrote on last edited by
    #1169

    Some Pics of new stuff revealed at Star Wars show

    A huge new AT-AT - redesigned so little speeders with cables can't take it down. Called a AT-M6 (All Terrain Mega Calibre 6)

    alt text

    and Star Destroyers are getting upsized as well. This Dreadnought Mandator IV-class warship is bigger than a Super Star Destroyer and has a big mutherfocker gun on it.

    alt text

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  • MN5M Online
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    MN5
    wrote on last edited by
    #1170

    Time to start getting excited folks. I'm predicting a superior sequel to TFA

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    Crucial
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    #1171

    I think one of the main gripes about TFA will raise it's head yet again with TLJ being a partial re-run of ESB.
    They had the launch of a lot of the merch for the upcoming movie the other night and there is apparently a lot of snow/ice related stuff. That's Hoth covered and with Luke training Rey like Yoda training Luke and the possibility of a big parental reveal we are heading into familiar territory.
    Hopefully SW IX has the equivalent of bikini Leia though.

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  • MN5M Online
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    MN5
    replied to Crucial on last edited by
    #1172

    @Crucial said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    I think one of the main gripes about TFA will raise it's head yet again with TLJ being a partial re-run of ESB.
    They had the launch of a lot of the merch for the upcoming movie the other night and there is apparently a lot of snow/ice related stuff. That's Hoth covered and with Like training Rey like Yoda training Luke and the possibility of a big parental reveal we are heading into familiar territory.
    Hopefully SW IX has the equivalent of bikini Leia though.

    If it's half as good as ESB it'll still be a fucken outstanding flick. Those ships and walkers look incredible. Not sure about those little cute minion looking things though, I'm sniffing Ewok or ( shudder ) Jar Jar types....

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    #1173

    I read something the other day where Snokes flagship (presumably that one above) is 60kms long and actually carries Star Destroyers.

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  • MN5M Online
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    MN5
    replied to Crucial on last edited by
    #1174

    @Crucial said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    I read something the other day where Snokes flagship (presumably that one above) is 60kms long and actually carries Star Destroyers.

    Heaps of theories going round the interweb as to who he actually is. Anyone from Darth Plaguis, Mace Windu to Moff Tarkin ( the latter would be cool ).

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    #1175

    @MN5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Crucial said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    I read something the other day where Snokes flagship (presumably that one above) is 60kms long and actually carries Star Destroyers.

    Heaps of theories going round the interweb as to who he actually is. Anyone from Darth Plaguis, Mace Windu to Moff Tarkin ( the latter would be cool ).

    This theory looks to be closest to the mark IMO.

    Remember the cloaked figure that spoke to Vader in the bacta tank in Rogue One?
    alt text
    He was never explained

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  • MN5M Online
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    MN5
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    #1176

    @Crucial said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @MN5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    @Crucial said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    I read something the other day where Snokes flagship (presumably that one above) is 60kms long and actually carries Star Destroyers.

    Heaps of theories going round the interweb as to who he actually is. Anyone from Darth Plaguis, Mace Windu to Moff Tarkin ( the latter would be cool ).

    This theory looks to be closest to the mark IMO.

    Remember the cloaked figure that spoke to Vader in the bacta tank in Rogue One?
    alt text
    He was never explained

    I just assumed he was some kind of butler/servant. I doubt very much he'll play a further part in the series.

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    @Crucial said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:

    I read something the other day where Snokes flagship (presumably that one above) is 60kms long and actually carries Star Destroyers.

    Here is a pic and article about the new ship and Sweden ships in general:

    Dec 18, 2017  /  Movies

    The Problem with The Last Jedi's New Star Destroyer

    The Problem with The Last Jedi's New Star Destroyer

    What's with the obsession with pizza wedge spaceships?

    Bit of fun.

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