Movie review thread...
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Just saw Dunkirk. Intense. Really did a great job if capturing some of what happened during the evacuation, my only complaint would be it didn't seem to capture the immense scale of what happened at least visually. I really hope the success of this film leads to more, there are so many untold incredible stories from that time and generation sjw seem to have completely lost the plot with their understanding of history. 9 out of 10.
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Suicide Squad
Another Netflix job. I thought it was a lot of fun, actually. If you can leave alone some of the stupidity in the plot, and treat it like a fucking comic book movie that requires bad decisions to get off the deck then your disbelief is suspended, and you're ready to enjoy Margot Robbie in short shorts. Hooray!
(Aside: I was at an expo here in Sydney recently and there is a cosplay model who looks just like Margot Robbie - this is her http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3788297/Cosplay-enthusiast-21-spitting-image-Margot-Robbie-Suicide-Squad-sends-fans-spin.html )
Anyway, lots of blowing-up-and-alien-shit-things-with-end-credits-scene which leads onto Justice League nicely.
3.5 Puddins out of 5
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So, Wonder Woman.
Firstly, the obvious, holy fuck Gal Gadot as WW is spastically hot.
Overall I thought the movie was pretty good. Seemed to have good heart. But why oh why are DC movies so fucking bleak? Comic book movies should be fun. This wasn't fun. It also drags at several points. And there wasn't even a decent villain for basically the whole movie.
I would give it 3 smoking hot amazons out of 5 holy fuck Gal Gadot.
Then i read IMDB and holy shit did people hate this movie!!
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@mariner4life Damn, I thought Wonder Woman was the funnest DC movie yet ....
@taniwharugby There are also some cosplay outfits where the people don't look hot sadly ....
@NTA Was that expo Supernova? I read the article you linked to and I actually chatted with the guy who is Thor. One benefit of my job is that we have a booth at those shows so I get free tickets and can wander round and check things out. I might check our footage and see if that Margot Robbie lookalike was filmed at our booth.
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@mariner4life haha, IMDB is full of douche bags who feel they are movie critics.
@Nepia I try to avoid the uncool unhot cosplay ones...
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@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life haha, IMDB is full of douche bags who feel they are movie critics.
@Nepia I try to avoid the uncool unhot cosplay ones...
Sadly sometimes you can't avoid them, like the overweight guy as Wonder Women I saw. I had to scour the internet for images of Gal Gadot to get that out of my head.
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@Nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Was that expo Supernova?
From memory it was the EB Games expo earlier in the year. There was a guy there dressed as the Joker from SS but he just looked like a sad dickhead. The chick as Harley Quinn was receiving a stack of attention - gotta say that after seeing the movie she's nailed the look.
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Watched the movie 'Resolve' on TV1 last night, which is the true story about Chris Crean when he stood up as a witness against the Black Power in New Plymouth.
Pretty hard watch, while his reasoning was admirable, the fact that he refused to go into Witness Protection was ultimately his undoing and many would say stupid.
I don't actually recall this at the time, which is odd as I am pretty sure it would have made big news at the time
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@taniwharugby I just looked him up - really interesting story. Kind of fucked up how neighbourhoods can get like that, either through fear, or apathy. It is the sort of case that makes you wonder if there isn't a way to speed up the court system for cases like that.
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@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Watched the movie 'Resolve' on TV1 last night, which is the true story about Chris Crean when he stood up as a witness against the Black Power in New Plymouth.
Pretty hard watch, while his reasoning was admirable, the fact that he refused to go into Witness Protection was ultimately his undoing and many would say stupid.
I don't actually recall this at the time, which is odd as I am pretty sure it would have made big news at the time
Didn't see the show, I followed the story at the time though and that guy was as brave as hell. His wider family suffered very badly afterwards too, it makes for sad reading if you want to look it up .
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@NTA said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Was that expo Supernova?
From memory it was the EB Games expo earlier in the year. There was a guy there dressed as the Joker from SS but he just looked like a sad dickhead. The chick as Harley Quinn was receiving a stack of attention - gotta say that after seeing the movie she's nailed the look.
In my previous job we went to the Games expos, but sadly in my current one it's only Supanova/Comic-Con and film ones.
The games one was cool because they used to have shut out times when the punters were locked out, so I could go play any of the games without waiting.
Last years comic con had a lot of Overwatch cosplay, which was basically girls in skin tight costumes.
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@jegga saw this posted on FB by Pana Hema Taylor (the guy that played Chris Crean)
Hi Pana, this is Tania Butler. I would like you to know how much I appreciate you. You acted so in tune in character of my late husband Chris Crean. My children and I have seen the movie and it's being really impacting for them. Stephanie was only 2 1/2 and Simeon well he never saw his dad so for them it was like the first time seeing him through your acting. I love how you captured his humour, he was a funny guy and everyone who knew him remembered him for his huge smile, belly laugh and joking around humour. He was such a brave guy.. honestly he was not afraid of anyone ...you captured that well too.
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@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@jegga saw this posted on FB by Pana Hema Taylor (the guy that played Chris Crean)
Hi Pana, this is Tania Butler. I would like you to know how much I appreciate you. You acted so in tune in character of my late husband Chris Crean. My children and I have seen the movie and it's being really impacting for them. Stephanie was only 2 1/2 and Simeon well he never saw his dad so for them it was like the first time seeing him through your acting. I love how you captured his humour, he was a funny guy and everyone who knew him remembered him for his huge smile, belly laugh and joking around humour. He was such a brave guy.. honestly he was not afraid of anyone ...you captured that well too.
Thank you for your time, your acting is such a gift...God bless.Cheers, thats awesome. i remember his league coach saying that even though he had a club foot he was able to play at a decent level mostly through sheer cussedness.
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@NTA said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Suicide Squad
Another Netflix job. I thought it was a lot of fun, actually. If you can leave alone some of the stupidity in the plot, and treat it like a fucking comic book movie that requires bad decisions to get off the deck then your disbelief is suspended, and you're ready to enjoy Margot Robbie in short shorts. Hooray!
(Aside: I was at an expo here in Sydney recently and there is a cosplay model who looks just like Margot Robbie - this is her http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3788297/Cosplay-enthusiast-21-spitting-image-Margot-Robbie-Suicide-Squad-sends-fans-spin.html )
Anyway, lots of blowing-up-and-alien-shit-things-with-end-credits-scene which leads onto Justice League nicely.
3.5 Puddins out of 5
I should add: 0.5 of those marks were for Cara Delevignenen or however you spell it. I don't give a fuck if they digitally slimmed her down, femmenazis. She looked hot as that evil bitch.
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@NTA said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@NTA said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Suicide Squad
Another Netflix job. I thought it was a lot of fun, actually. If you can leave alone some of the stupidity in the plot, and treat it like a fucking comic book movie that requires bad decisions to get off the deck then your disbelief is suspended, and you're ready to enjoy Margot Robbie in short shorts. Hooray!
(Aside: I was at an expo here in Sydney recently and there is a cosplay model who looks just like Margot Robbie - this is her http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3788297/Cosplay-enthusiast-21-spitting-image-Margot-Robbie-Suicide-Squad-sends-fans-spin.html )
Anyway, lots of blowing-up-and-alien-shit-things-with-end-credits-scene which leads onto Justice League nicely.
3.5 Puddins out of 5
I should add: 0.5 of those marks were for Cara Delevignenen or however you spell it. I don't give a fuck if they digitally slimmed her down, femmenazis. She looked hot as that evil bitch.
Shit yes.
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@No-Quarter said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Lion
Bloody hell, outrageously emotional movie. The better half basically spent the whole two hours in tears. Pretty amazing story very well told, hard to fault it. India is a fucked up place, huge disparity between rich and poor and 80 odd thousand kids go missing every year which is absolutely nuts.
Would recommend.
4.5 long train rides out of 5 lost children.
I watched this myself over the weekend, the last of the 2017 Best Motion Picture of the Year nominees I needed to see. Well apart from THAT film. I agree with your comments but would rate it a little lower.
Of the others in the list:
Hidden Figures
A really enjoyable movie about a story that I wasn't even aware of (female African-American mathematicians whose work was vital in the early years of the U.S. space program at NASA). All the main cast were really good, and this movie had the right balance of facts and humour. I liked how they incorporated photos and bios of the real people at the end.4 human computers out of 5 NASA nerds.
Fences
I'm a huge Denzel fan but you can tell the movie had been adapted from a play as the first act is too wordy. Denzel is good of course, as was Viola Davis, but the scene-stealer was Mykelti Williamson as the injury-impaired younger brother.3.5 crookeds out of 5 straights
Manchester By The Sea
OK but I tend not to enjoy these melancholic movies as much. The movie loses its way in the 2nd half. I'm also not sure Casey Affleck's performance was the most deserving of best actor.3 out of 5 (I can't think of anything to use)
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@Bovidae said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@No-Quarter said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Lion
Bloody hell, outrageously emotional movie. The better half basically spent the whole two hours in tears. Pretty amazing story very well told, hard to fault it. India is a fucked up place, huge disparity between rich and poor and 80 odd thousand kids go missing every year which is absolutely nuts.
Would recommend.
4.5 long train rides out of 5 lost children.
I watched this myself over the weekend, the last of the 2017 Best Motion Picture of the Year nominees I needed to see. Well apart from THAT film. I agree with your comments but would rate it a little lower.
Of the others in the list:
Hidden Figures
A really enjoyable movie about a story that I wasn't even aware of (female African-American mathematicians whose work was vital in the early years of the U.S. space program at NASA). All the main cast were really good, and this movie had the right balance of facts and humour. I liked how they incorporated photos and bios of the real people at the end.4 human computers out of 5 NASA nerds.
Fences
I'm a huge Denzel fan but you can tell the movie had been adapted from a play as the first act is too wordy. Denzel is good of course, as was Viola Davis, but the scene-stealer was Mykelti Williamson as the injury-impaired younger brother.3.5 crookeds out of 5 straights
Manchester By The Sea
OK but I tend not to enjoy these melancholic movies as much. The movie loses its way in the 2nd half. I'm also not sure Casey Affleck's performance was the most deserving of best actor.3 out of 5 (I can't think of anything to use)
How about 3 mumbling yanks out of 5 strained hearing aids?
