Bogans with kids

NTA

I wonder if their mothers are Kugas

Fixed

JC

... I’m guessing Akylliis is pronounced Achilles. Obviously his Mum only completed part of her classical education. Or once watched Troy. One or the other, definitely.

booboo

Bitchy article from the Ferald ... but still entertaining ...

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11929715

Kruse

@booboo That article doesn't usually come out until a little later in the year.
But then I saw - the entire story is based on somebody seeing something on "mumsnet".
FFS Herald - you really are becoming a retweet robot.

booboo

This from one year ago ...

@booboo said in Bogans with kids:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11770854

This year's list:

https://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/baby/100439413/idaqween-triple-m-and-other-names-you-cant-give-your-child

Snowy

@booboo This seemed a little harsh:

"The most popular name that didn't make the grade was Prince, or versions of it, which was rejected on seven occasions."

Perhaps you have to be called "the artist formally known as ....'" then it would be O.K? Rogue isn't bad either.

I actually liked the name X. Just so practical when signing shit, also used to know a guy who was a Xavier, and his surname ended in X as well (Belgian). He was just known as X - worked for him.

I dated women years ago who should have been called Ida-Qween. A personality entitlement thing - would have been perfect.

I think my attitude to Bogan names is softening.

booboo

@snowy said in Bogans with kids:

@booboo This seemed a little harsh:

"The most popular name that didn't make the grade was Prince, or versions of it, which was rejected on seven occasions."

Perhaps you have to be called "the artist formally known as ....'" then it would be O.K? Rogue isn't bad either.

I actually liked the name X. Just so practical when signing shit, also used to know a guy who was a Xavier, and his surname ended in X as well (Belgian). He was just known as X - worked for him.

I dated women years ago who should have been called Ida-Qween. A personality entitlement thing - would have been perfect.

I think my attitude to Bogan names is softening.

I'm impressed they spelled it proper. Maybe it's pronounced Rogg-way or they thought it was spelled Roag, or they're X-Men fans.

Chris B.

Legion-King and Messiah bear watching. The apocalypse may be closing in!

Royaale? Can't get past John Travolta drawling "Royaale with Cheese"!

jegga

Might as well name your kid Unemployable or The Accused

MN5

I called ANZ the other day and Magenta was very helpful.

She laughs in the face of those who thought she'd be unemployable with a name like that.

Chris B.

@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:

I called ANZ the other day and Magenta was very helpful.

That would be an unusual experience at the ANZ!

She must be a relict of the National Bank.

jegga

@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:

I called ANZ the other day and Magenta was very helpful.

She laughs in the face of those who thought she'd be unemployable with a name like that.

If her dad could spell Magneto properly you would never have been able to post that.

Stockcar86

@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:

I called ANZ the other day and Magenta was very helpful.

She laughs in the face of those who thought she'd be unemployable with a name like that.

No Columbia or Riff Raff?

booboo

Some good reading here.

Seems we're enlightened on to in lil ol Enzee as poor little Metallica would be banned in Sweden.

Got to feel sorry for . , \ , 4real and H-Q's parents not being able to use their desired names ...

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12013379

Kruse

@booboo said in Bogans with kids:

Some good reading here.

Seems we're enlightened on to in lil ol Enzee as poor little Metallica would be banned in Sweden.

Got to feel sorry for . , \ , 4real and H-Q's parents not being able to use their desired names ...

While these stories normally bore me... they used to be yearly, now it seems every couple of months there's an excuse to roll it out again...
I did like imagining the super-linear thinking behind the name "Sex Fruit".

Crucial

What the hell is wrong with Malaysians?

Sexual Intercourse?
Smelly Head?

Kruse

@crucial said in Bogans with kids:

What the hell is wrong with Malaysians?

Sexual Intercourse?
Smelly Head?

I rather liked Smelly Head.

Edit: that might have come out a little wrong.

dogmeat

Sergio Garcia's new daughter's named after a golf hole...
The name itself isn't so bad but not sure I'd like the whole world knowing my names history

I already get asked about dogmeat about 3 times/week.

mariner4life

well i think Getinthehole! Garcia has a lovely ring to it

jegga

My son informs me that 15 year old Zaran was proudly displaying his first born on Facebook last night. Looking forward to finding out its name.

Is Dryft a name yet?

The Silver Fern

Bogans with kids