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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Stuff

    Great stuff. On ya Beaver. @Mokey you'll be pleased to note they mention the prime ministerial pregnancy in case we missed the previous 50,000 articles.

    Alex is a nurse and a keen rider. Rider of what?
    Beavers cock?

    That way that story was written was quite funny too .

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    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Stuff

    Great stuff. On ya Beaver. @Mokey you'll be pleased to note they mention the prime ministerial pregnancy in case we missed the previous 50,000 articles.

    Alex is a nurse and a keen rider. Rider of what?
    Beavers cock?

    Well, they just got married so that won't last long.

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    @mn5 Bloody hell, mn5. It was all there in The Kick.

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    Kim.com obviously decided that with Jacinda's mind on other things, now would be a good time to sue, for biiilllions!

    ZB

    Kim Dotcom: I'm suing NZ Govt for billions

    Kim Dotcom: I'm suing NZ Govt for billions

    As Kim Dotcom gets ready for his wedding today, the entrepreneur's lawyers are apparently serving a multi-billion dollar damages claim against the New Ze

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Kim.com obviously decided that with Jacinda's mind on other things, now would be a good time to sue, for biiilllions!

    ZB

    Kim Dotcom: I'm suing NZ Govt for billions

    Kim Dotcom: I'm suing NZ Govt for billions

    As Kim Dotcom gets ready for his wedding today, the entrepreneur's lawyers are apparently serving a multi-billion dollar damages claim against the New Ze

    Fuck he's a fat fluffybunny

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    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Kim.com obviously decided that with Jacinda's mind on other things, now would be a good time to sue, for biiilllions!

    ZB

    Kim Dotcom: I'm suing NZ Govt for billions

    Kim Dotcom: I'm suing NZ Govt for billions

    As Kim Dotcom gets ready for his wedding today, the entrepreneur's lawyers are apparently serving a multi-billion dollar damages claim against the New Ze

    Fuck he's a fat fluffybunny

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/100747699/mr-and-mrs-dotcom-tie-the-knot-at-secret-wedding-location

    She knows what sex with Jabba the Hutt would be like if Jabba was German

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  • MokeyM Offline
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    @canefan Broulp. How is that fat fuck still allowed to be here.

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  • canefanC Offline
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    @mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @canefan Broulp. How is that fat fuck still allowed to be here.

    Maybe they can't find a forklift big enough to move him

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  • V Offline
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    A lot of fathers here, just imagine your little girl brings home her new boyfriend to show you. In walks that fat fuck, do you reach for the machete you have stashed in the shed or run next door to grab your neighbours .22 ?

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    @virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    A lot of fathers here, just imagine your little girl brings home her new boyfriend to show you. In walks that fat fuck, do you reach for the machete you have stashed in the shed or run next door to grab your neighbours .22 ?

    I think you'll need a .303

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    @canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    A lot of fathers here, just imagine your little girl brings home her new boyfriend to show you. In walks that fat fuck, do you reach for the machete you have stashed in the shed or run next door to grab your neighbours .22 ?

    I think you'll need a .303

    I was only thinking of knee capping him

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  • CatograndeC Offline
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    @virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    A lot of fathers here, just imagine your little girl brings home her new boyfriend to show you. In walks that fat fuck, do you reach for the machete you have stashed in the shed or run next door to grab your neighbours .22 ?

    I think you'll need a .303

    I was only thinking of knee capping him

    Yeah, I think @canefan knew that.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    I don’t think that fat fluffybunny can walk anywhere anyway. Headshot or gtfo.

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    #3661

    In the most unsurprising story of all time, apparently when he met his former wife at a social function she completely ignored him all night until someone mentioned how rich he was. "True love".

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    @no-quarter said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    In the most unsurprising story of all time, apparently when he met his former wife at a social function she completely ignored him all night until someone mentioned how rich he was. "True love".

    And this new one is easy on the eye, soooo much younger than him. What does she see in him? What is the male opposite of rolling someone in flour to find the wetspot?

    alt text

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    so if he sues the Govt, would it be considered petty to extradite him to the US, or Iraq, Afghanistan or Somalia?

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    @canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @no-quarter said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    In the most unsurprising story of all time, apparently when he met his former wife at a social function she completely ignored him all night until someone mentioned how rich he was. "True love".

    And this new one is easy on the eye, soooo much younger than him. What does she see in him? What is the male opposite of rolling someone in flour to find the wetspot?

    alt text

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @no-quarter said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    In the most unsurprising story of all time, apparently when he met his former wife at a social function she completely ignored him all night until someone mentioned how rich he was. "True love".

    ....not to mention a walking cardiac arrest likely to snuff it at any moment.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    @mn5 we can only hope...

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