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@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
A lot of fathers here, just imagine your little girl brings home her new boyfriend to show you. In walks that fat fuck, do you reach for the machete you have stashed in the shed or run next door to grab your neighbours .22 ?
I think you'll need a .303
I was only thinking of knee capping him
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@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
A lot of fathers here, just imagine your little girl brings home her new boyfriend to show you. In walks that fat fuck, do you reach for the machete you have stashed in the shed or run next door to grab your neighbours .22 ?
I think you'll need a .303
I was only thinking of knee capping him
Yeah, I think @canefan knew that.
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In the most unsurprising story of all time, apparently when he met his former wife at a social function she completely ignored him all night until someone mentioned how rich he was. "True love".
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@no-quarter said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
In the most unsurprising story of all time, apparently when he met his former wife at a social function she completely ignored him all night until someone mentioned how rich he was. "True love".
And this new one is easy on the eye, soooo much younger than him. What does she see in him? What is the male opposite of rolling someone in flour to find the wetspot?
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so if he sues the Govt, would it be considered petty to extradite him to the US, or Iraq, Afghanistan or Somalia?
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@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@no-quarter said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
In the most unsurprising story of all time, apparently when he met his former wife at a social function she completely ignored him all night until someone mentioned how rich he was. "True love".
And this new one is easy on the eye, soooo much younger than him. What does she see in him? What is the male opposite of rolling someone in flour to find the wetspot?
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@no-quarter said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
In the most unsurprising story of all time, apparently when he met his former wife at a social function she completely ignored him all night until someone mentioned how rich he was. "True love".
....not to mention a walking cardiac arrest likely to snuff it at any moment.
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@virgil sounds like you are a bit jealous
Nah I’m not nearly fat enough for her..
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@no-quarter said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
In the most unsurprising story of all time, apparently when he met his former wife at a social function she completely ignored him all night until someone mentioned how rich he was. "True love".
And this new one is easy on the eye, soooo much younger than him. What does she see in him? What is the male opposite of rolling someone in flour to find the wetspot?
You know she's definitely always on top. Death by coital crushing would not be cool
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I don’t think that fat fluffybunny can walk anywhere anyway. Headshot or gtfo.
She's a smart girl, they live in Q'town now. I can see them having lunch at Fergburger everyday. She'll even pay them to make a special "Dotcom burger"
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
What is it that makes fergburger so amazing?
I've heard so much about it.
I can't explain, not sure if part of it is the hype but it's just a really well made burger. And the buns are great
