And we thought Buck was tough in Nantes...
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@crucial said in And we thought Buck was tough in Nantes...:
The other day I told the missus that the new dress she brought showed up all the bumps in the wrong places! And I'm still alive to type this (just).
Yes, but you are now involuntarily celibate, or going to have to use tinder.
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@snowy said in And we thought Buck was tough in Nantes...:
@crucial said in And we thought Buck was tough in Nantes...:
The other day I told the missus that the new dress she brought showed up all the bumps in the wrong places! And I'm still alive to type this (just).
Yes, but you are now involuntarily celibate, or going to have to use tinder.
He’s married so the first option already applied.
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@jegga said in And we thought Buck was tough in Nantes...:
@snowy said in And we thought Buck was tough in Nantes...:
@crucial said in And we thought Buck was tough in Nantes...:
The other day I told the missus that the new dress she brought showed up all the bumps in the wrong places! And I'm still alive to type this (just).
Yes, but you are now involuntarily celibate, or going to have to use tinder.
He’s married so the first option already applied.
Choosing who you marry is really important in that regard (and then not replying "yes" to "does my arse look fat in this").
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@snowy said in And we thought Buck was tough in Nantes...:
@crucial said in And we thought Buck was tough in Nantes...:
The other day I told the missus that the new dress she brought showed up all the bumps in the wrong places! And I'm still alive to type this (just).
Yes, but you are now involuntarily celibate, or going to have to use tinder.
The new mistress
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@crucial said in And we thought Buck was tough in Nantes...:
After 25 years marriage do you all think those attempts at humour are fresh?
No. Just realistic (and I have done similar time).
And this was just unwise -
"The other day I told the missus that the new dress she brought showed up all the bumps in the wrong places! And I'm still alive to type this (just)." -
@jegga said in And we thought Buck was tough in Nantes...:
Fuck that.
I Will Never Be As Tough As The Dakar Rider Who Won A Stage With A Busted Knee - Jalopnik
Honda rider Joan Barreda Bort injured his knee badly on the seventh stage of the Dakar Rally this year, which he then went on to win. It took three more stages with a completely busted knee—one so badly injured that Barreda couldn’t even stand on it—before Barreda retired from the rally.
A couple of years ago me and a few mates did a charity cycle ride from London to Paris over four days. This Aussie bird who had bought a bike and rocked up at the last minute without any training dislocated her knee on the first morning. She completed the ride though.
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@canefan said in And we thought Buck was tough in Nantes...:
@snowy said in And we thought Buck was tough in Nantes...:
@crucial said in And we thought Buck was tough in Nantes...:
The other day I told the missus that the new dress she brought showed up all the bumps in the wrong places! And I'm still alive to type this (just).
Yes, but you are now involuntarily celibate, or going to have to use tinder.
The new mistress
25 years Crucial? The right hand must be your longterm live in lover.....
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@snowy said in And we thought Buck was tough in Nantes...:
@jegga said in And we thought Buck was tough in Nantes...:
@snowy said in And we thought Buck was tough in Nantes...:
@crucial said in And we thought Buck was tough in Nantes...:
The other day I told the missus that the new dress she brought showed up all the bumps in the wrong places! And I'm still alive to type this (just).
Yes, but you are now involuntarily celibate, or going to have to use tinder.
He’s married so the first option already applied.
Choosing who you marry is really important in that regard (and then not replying "yes" to "does my arse look fat in this").
No isn't always the best answer in these cases. Case in point. Mrs Cato "Does this dress make my bum look big"? Me "No, it's eating chocolate that does that".
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@crucial said in And we thought Buck was tough in Nantes...:
@canefan said in And we thought Buck was tough in Nantes...:
25 years Crucial? The right hand must be your longterm live in lover.....
You joke now. Your turn will come.
I have 2 CF jnrs. The joke IS on me
