Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****
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@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@nepia said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mariner4life said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 that's certainly an opinion. It's a wrong one, but it's an opinion.
Eat a Dick. I've thought long and hard about it. It's rewatch value is not up there with the others as far as I'm concerned ( even the much maligned Phantom Menace )
The Phantom menace is un-rewatchable. And no, Darth Maul doesn't change that.
Says you. As long as everyone agrees Empire is the best of the lot then there shouldn't be any internet scraps about the also rans.....
it's not my favourite
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@mariner4life said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@nepia said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mariner4life said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 that's certainly an opinion. It's a wrong one, but it's an opinion.
Eat a Dick. I've thought long and hard about it. It's rewatch value is not up there with the others as far as I'm concerned ( even the much maligned Phantom Menace )
The Phantom menace is un-rewatchable. And no, Darth Maul doesn't change that.
Says you. As long as everyone agrees Empire is the best of the lot then there shouldn't be any internet scraps about the also rans.....
it's not my favourite
It should be
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@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@jegga said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mariner4life said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 Attack of the Clones is the worst by the length of the straight
Some of the dialogue is absolutely awful I'll give you that ( it's hardly alone in that regard ), it drags with trade federation talk as well but there's enough awesome action towards the end to make it more than decent......
Still all in all I think this sums things up.....
Complains about awful dialogue but is also a huge Bond fan........
That dialogue is so bad it's good. They must be doing something right to be making movies for 56 years.
The jokes in those movies are about that old too
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@jegga said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@jegga said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mariner4life said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 Attack of the Clones is the worst by the length of the straight
Some of the dialogue is absolutely awful I'll give you that ( it's hardly alone in that regard ), it drags with trade federation talk as well but there's enough awesome action towards the end to make it more than decent......
Still all in all I think this sums things up.....
Complains about awful dialogue but is also a huge Bond fan........
That dialogue is so bad it's good. They must be doing something right to be making movies for 56 years.
The jokes in those movies are about that old too
Bond wasn't averse to slapping a few women around too, I woulda thought an old school SJW hater like yourself would enjoy that?
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@bones said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 hang on hang on... Not slapping women around is just being overly politically correct? That is ace.
I'm engaged to a Maori. She won't cook me eggs otherwise. A Hutt boy should relate to that.
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@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@bones said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 hang on hang on... Not slapping women around is just being overly politically correct? That is ace.
I'm engaged to a Maori. She won't cook me eggs otherwise. A Hutt boy should relate to that.
I had no idea you even had a missus. You should mention it more.
Oh hey have you tried pilates?
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@bones said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@bones said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 hang on hang on... Not slapping women around is just being overly politically correct? That is ace.
I'm engaged to a Maori. She won't cook me eggs otherwise. A Hutt boy should relate to that.
I had no idea you even had a missus. You should mention it more.
Oh hey have you tried plates?
Not everyone takes as much interest in me as you do. As for 'plates' I'm on a hiatus. Someone kept farting in the class.
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@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@jegga said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@jegga said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mariner4life said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 Attack of the Clones is the worst by the length of the straight
Some of the dialogue is absolutely awful I'll give you that ( it's hardly alone in that regard ), it drags with trade federation talk as well but there's enough awesome action towards the end to make it more than decent......
Still all in all I think this sums things up.....
Complains about awful dialogue but is also a huge Bond fan........
That dialogue is so bad it's good. They must be doing something right to be making movies for 56 years.
The jokes in those movies are about that old too
Bond wasn't averse to slapping a few women around too, I woulda thought an old school SJW hater like yourself would enjoy that?
Um , what ?
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@jegga said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@jegga said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@jegga said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mariner4life said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 Attack of the Clones is the worst by the length of the straight
Some of the dialogue is absolutely awful I'll give you that ( it's hardly alone in that regard ), it drags with trade federation talk as well but there's enough awesome action towards the end to make it more than decent......
Still all in all I think this sums things up.....
Complains about awful dialogue but is also a huge Bond fan........
That dialogue is so bad it's good. They must be doing something right to be making movies for 56 years.
The jokes in those movies are about that old too
Bond wasn't averse to slapping a few women around too, I woulda thought an old school SJW hater like yourself would enjoy that?
Um , what ?
It made more sense in my head. I've been drinking red wine.
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@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@jegga said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@jegga said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@jegga said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mariner4life said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 Attack of the Clones is the worst by the length of the straight
Some of the dialogue is absolutely awful I'll give you that ( it's hardly alone in that regard ), it drags with trade federation talk as well but there's enough awesome action towards the end to make it more than decent......
Still all in all I think this sums things up.....
Complains about awful dialogue but is also a huge Bond fan........
That dialogue is so bad it's good. They must be doing something right to be making movies for 56 years.
The jokes in those movies are about that old too
Bond wasn't averse to slapping a few women around too, I woulda thought an old school SJW hater like yourself would enjoy that?
Um , what ?
It made more sense in my head. I've been drinking cask wine in a box.
Fixed. You are in the Hutt after all.
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@jegga said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@jegga said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@jegga said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@jegga said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mariner4life said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 Attack of the Clones is the worst by the length of the straight
Some of the dialogue is absolutely awful I'll give you that ( it's hardly alone in that regard ), it drags with trade federation talk as well but there's enough awesome action towards the end to make it more than decent......
Still all in all I think this sums things up.....
Complains about awful dialogue but is also a huge Bond fan........
That dialogue is so bad it's good. They must be doing something right to be making movies for 56 years.
The jokes in those movies are about that old too
Bond wasn't averse to slapping a few women around too, I woulda thought an old school SJW hater like yourself would enjoy that?
Um , what ?
It made more sense in my head. I've been drinking cask wine in a box.
Fixed. You are in the Hutt after all.
You can't even drive down most streets in P town cos of the Codys bottles littering the roads.
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@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@nepia said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mariner4life said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 that's certainly an opinion. It's a wrong one, but it's an opinion.
Eat a Dick. I've thought long and hard about it. It's rewatch value is not up there with the others as far as I'm concerned ( even the much maligned Phantom Menace )
The Phantom menace is un-rewatchable. And no, Darth Maul doesn't change that.
Says you. As long as everyone agrees Empire is the best of the lot then there shouldn't be any internet scraps about the also rans.....
You're the one who started it by pretending Menace isn't complete and utter bollocks.
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Their last scene would have been great!
http://www.howitshouldhaveended.com/youtubevideo/how-star-wars-the-last-jedi-should-have-ended/
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OK dads, get working to beat this...
Dad Builds His Son a Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bed
In an effort to get his son to sleep in his own bed, Dericrw built an amazing Star Wars themed Millennium Falcon bed.
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Deleted scenes from TLJ.
Some of these do counter a few of the criticisms and I wish they had been left in.
Finn's storyline in the released version seemed to be a complete sideshow whereas if you add these back in it has a purpose. Finn starts off with the same mindset he had when trying to leave the resistance at Maz Kanata's in TFA. Remember he only got back involved because he wanted to save Rey. By the end of TLJ he describes himself as Rebel Scum, with the Phasma part of his story being an analogy of the situation. I think they really cut the wrong parts in favour of the Casino set pieces with regard to Finn making him look like an unnecessary peripheral to the plot.
The 'third challenge' of Rey by Luke could have done without the bits reminiscent of Ewok parties but also contained a key line that makes Luke (and the movie title) more understandable. As he explains to Rey, he is up to his eyeballs in the old Jedi learnings which he has realised now are not the best way. That the galaxy needs people like her, not old jedi like him. After that the whole chat with Yoda thing makes more sense as well, with Yoda basically OKing his decision to stop the old ways and that he doesn't have to feel like the guardian of them any more.
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@crucial said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
Deleted scenes from TLJ.
Some of these do counter a few of the criticisms and I wish they had been left in.
Finn's storyline in the released version seemed to be a complete sideshow whereas if you add these back in it has a purpose. Finn starts off with the same mindset he had when trying to leave the resistance at Maz Kanata's in TFA. Remember he only got back involved because he wanted to save Rey. By the end of TLJ he describes himself as Rebel Scum, with the Phasma part of his story being an analogy of the situation. I think they really cut the wrong parts in favour of the Casino set pieces with regard to Finn making him look like an unnecessary peripheral to the plot.
The 'third challenge' of Rey by Luke could have done without the bits reminiscent of Ewok parties but also contained a key line that makes Luke (and the movie title) more understandable. As he explains to Rey, he is up to his eyeballs in the old Jedi learnings which he has realised now are not the best way. That the galaxy needs people like her, not old jedi like him. After that the whole chat with Yoda thing makes more sense as well, with Yoda basically OKing his decision to stop the old ways and that he doesn't have to feel like the guardian of them any more.
After seeing these few cuts I really do have to conclude that they fucked up the story in favour of action sequences.No amount of deleted scenes would save that story. Number 9 better be an absolute shitload better.
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@mariner4life said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 says you fuckhead
Stop obsessing over what movies I like or don't like.
It's the worst of the bunch. Fact.
Man up and eat some bacon.
