England vs BCs ODI series
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Not that you can replace Taylor, but who will they bring in for Chch? Chapman? Ugh.
England won't play like this again, so we are going to have to bowl and FIELD out of our skins. And everyone will have to contribute with the bat. Yes, glaring at you, Guptill and Munro. And no fucking 18 run overs, Southee.
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@mokey said in England vs BCs ODI series:
Not that you can replace Taylor, but who will they bring in for Chch? Chapman? Ugh.
Homeopathy - here's your chance!!!

@chris-b said in England vs BCs ODI series:
@mokey said in England vs BCs ODI series:
Not that you can replace Taylor, but who will they bring in for Chch? Chapman? Ugh.
Homeopathy - here's your chance!!!

Good thinking, where’s the nearest tap?
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@chris-b said in England vs BCs ODI series:
@mokey said in England vs BCs ODI series:
Not that you can replace Taylor, but who will they bring in for Chch? Chapman? Ugh.
Homeopathy - here's your chance!!!

Good thinking, where’s the nearest tap?
@donsteppa Magic water - never failed when I was playing rugby!
Edit: "rarely failed"
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so funny reading the roller coaster comments on Black Caps threads!
@taniwharugby said in England vs BCs ODI series:
so funny reading the roller coaster comments on Black Caps threads!
Ditto
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Isn’t it good to see a series played between teams who respect each other and don’t have to resort to bully tactics and acting like classless bogans.
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http://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/records/batting/most_runs_career.html?id=11939;type=series
This is worth examining - to point to guys who have seriously under-performed with the bat. Too many one innings "wonders". ("wonder" being defined as made a few).
Rossco, Kane, Latham and Santner on the right side of the ledger.
Everyone else...shithouse.
Guptill, Munro and de Grandhomme - one score wonders.
Lift your games!!!!!
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Nothing beats a game of ODI cricket when it's played like this. Even rugby comes a distant second for me.
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@akan004 said in England vs BCs ODI series:
Nothing beats a game of ODI cricket when it's played like this. Even rugby comes a distant second for me.
Woooaaah, let's not get crazy mate!!

@canefan I am sure I have enough FUCK YEAHS in me to deal with both sports!
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Beats me why England did not use their best bowler for his 10 overs allotment. Woakes has been brilliant all series. Wood bowled some shockers. Wonderful gutsy effort from Taylor!
I wish they could find room for Devcich in this squad, as the slow bowling options seem to prosper better than the quicks.
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@virgil said in England vs BCs ODI series:
@mokey said in England vs BCs ODI series:
2/1. Sigh. Munro continues his rich vein of form. No pressure Guptill and Kane, but we are going to need hundreds from you both.
The way our middle order is going I doubt that will be enough
Only roscoe is trustworthy. One of these 3 will need to carry their bat. Maybe even two of them
@canefan said in England vs BCs ODI series:
@virgil said in England vs BCs ODI series:
@mokey said in England vs BCs ODI series:
2/1. Sigh. Munro continues his rich vein of form. No pressure Guptill and Kane, but we are going to need hundreds from you both.
The way our middle order is going I doubt that will be enough
Only roscoe is trustworthy. One of these 3 will need to carry their bat. Maybe even two of them
Nostrildamus
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@no-quarter said in England vs BCs ODI series:
OK they showed Munro's review. Dead plumb, that's Shane Watson-esque.
So not only did he get a duck, he is now also responsible for Kane being given out.
Fucking awful cricket.
After a strong start to the Summer against easybeats WI and PAK who seemed like they were on holiday, we are getting exposed by a quality side playing percentage cricket
@canefan said in England vs BCs ODI series:
@no-quarter said in England vs BCs ODI series:
OK they showed Munro's review. Dead plumb, that's Shane Watson-esque.
So not only did he get a duck, he is now also responsible for Kane being given out.
Fucking awful cricket.
After a strong start to the Summer against easybeats WI and PAK who seemed like they were on holiday, we are getting exposed by a quality side playing percentage cricket
Patience Grasshopper. Patience
(I know ... hindsight ... )
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Ross Fuking Taylor bitches!!!!!
@no-quarter said in England vs BCs ODI series:
Ross Fuking Taylor bitches!!!!!
Quoted because fuck yeah
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Ross Taylor, take a fucking bow. One of the all time great ODI innings - 181* in a chase is absolutely insane. With an injury and no runner to boot.
We are all blessed to watch this guy play in his prime.
@no-quarter said in England vs BCs ODI series:
Ross Taylor, take a fucking bow. One of the all time great ODI innings - 181* in a chase is absolutely insane. With an injury and no runner to boot.
We are all blessed to watch this guy play in his prime.
This
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@mokey said in England vs BCs ODI series:
Not that you can replace Taylor, but who will they bring in for Chch? Chapman? Ugh.
Homeopathy - here's your chance!!!

@chris-b said in England vs BCs ODI series:
@mokey said in England vs BCs ODI series:
Not that you can replace Taylor, but who will they bring in for Chch? Chapman? Ugh.
Homeopathy - here's your chance!!!

Lots of water Ross ... it remembers ...