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Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket

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  • mariner4lifeM mariner4life

    @nta said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

    We won. All the bitching is just bitching.

    Entirely appropriate for Intentional Women's Day.

    Well you all be back to normal tomorrow, when your ovaries stop hurting?

    look, as far as i am concerned, what happens on the board stays on the board. and i am going to do, and type anything i can to point out your blatant aussie hypocrisy, and generally make you feel uncomfortable. to do my best posting when I'm being abusive. but i think that bringing up someone's anatomy is crossing the line, and i should stand up to that. especially lady parts, those most of all. but it should be left on the board, and not taken public. or something

    you fucking sook

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    @mariner4life I hope your mangina feels better tomorrow

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    • NTAN NTA

      @mariner4life I hope your mangina feels better tomorrow

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      @nta said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

      @mariner4life I hope your mangina feels better tomorrow

      no amount of deflection (or defaming of lady parts) can change the fact that your height-challenged god; your deity of summer; spruiker of your televisions; lord of your many, many bogans; the apple of your Mark Nicholas' eye; and future Member for Bondi has a wee bit of a chip on his shoulder about his wife's extremely well publicised past. He represents you all so, so well.

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      • NTAN Offline
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        @mariner4life lol yeah she's kind of a skank, but Warner isn't the brightest.

        If he wants to throw a hotdog down that hallway, that's his well-paid-for-mouthing-off-and-whacking-a-ball-with-a-stick choice.

        If you Queenslanders can't handle the NSW selection policy, that's your choice.

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        • NTAN NTA

          @mariner4life lol yeah she's kind of a skank, but Warner isn't the brightest.

          If he wants to throw a hotdog down that hallway, that's his well-paid-for-mouthing-off-and-whacking-a-ball-with-a-stick choice.

          If you Queenslanders can't handle the NSW selection policy, that's your choice.

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          MN5
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          #93

          @nta said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

          @mariner4life lol yeah she's kind of a skank, but Warner isn't the brightest.

          If he wants to throw a hotdog down that hallway, that's his well-paid-for-mouthing-off-and-whacking-a-ball-with-a-stick choice.

          If you Queenslanders can't handle the NSW selection policy, that's your choice.

          'Kind of a skank.....'

          That's like saying Don Bradman was kinda good.

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            taniwharugby
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            fark, I have no idea what the story was about DDD's missus...guess I should ask Uncle Google!

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            • taniwharugbyT taniwharugby

              fark, I have no idea what the story was about DDD's missus...guess I should ask Uncle Google!

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              @taniwharugby said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

              fark, I have no idea what the story was about DDD's missus...guess I should ask Uncle Google!

              ...and all his mates

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              • barbarianB barbarian

                @mariner4life said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                @barbarian get your hand off it Barb. Why sooks? Didn't Faf pretty much say "yea, shit was said by both sides"?

                Well today the Saffer coach has come out and said De Kock has done 'nothing wrong'.

                "We are appealing because we think Quinny didn't do anything. Quinny wasn't aggressive," Gibson said.
                
                "You saw some footage and the footage showed Quinny walking up the stairs and somebody else being restrained and then Quinny gets [charged with] a Level 1 [breach]. That doesn't seem fair."
                

                So instead of going 'shit happened, lets move on', they are fighting the charge. We now get bogged down into a he said/she said, where the only actual witness was Tim Paine. And he says that de Kock DID say something.

                The story drags on for another day or two, we pour over grainy video like it's the Zapruder film, and get a few more days of opinion from all comers. And I can't see how De Kock beats the charge.

                Warner carried on like a total cock, for sure. But by whipping all of this stuff up, I just can't see how the Saffers come out ahead.

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                booboo
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                @barbarian said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                @mariner4life said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                @barbarian get your hand off it Barb. Why sooks? Didn't Faf pretty much say "yea, shit was said by both sides"?

                Well today the Saffer coach has come out and said De Kock has done 'nothing wrong'.

                "We are appealing because we think Quinny didn't do anything. Quinny wasn't aggressive," Gibson said.
                
                "You saw some footage and the footage showed Quinny walking up the stairs and somebody else being restrained and then Quinny gets [charged with] a Level 1 [breach]. That doesn't seem fair."
                

                So instead of going 'shit happened, lets move on', they are fighting the charge. We now get bogged down into a he said/she said, where the only actual witness was Tim Paine. And he says that de Kock DID say something.

                The story drags on for another day or two, we pour over grainy video like it's the Zapruder film, and get a few more days of opinion from all comers. And I can't see how De Kock beats the charge.

                Warner carried on like a total cock, for sure. But by whipping all of this stuff up, I just can't see how the Saffers come out ahead.

                Coz bias.

                We're all biased to think our guys are angels.

                And I'm sure de Kock didn't yell and scream at DDD. But I'm sure he asked subtly.

                It is the World v Australia and there's reasons for that.

                I'll ask one question though Barbs: which tram wanted the stump mics turned off?

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                • Baron Silas GreenbackB Offline
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                  Baron Silas Greenback
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                  Oh great. A bunch of knob ends in a cricket thread calling the wife of a cricketer a slut and degrading her.

                  Stay classy San Diego....

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                  • canefanC canefan

                    @mn5 said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                    Many Aussie cricketers on the whole ( I say Many, not all obviously as they've provided some absolute dead set legends on and off the field ) seem like the kind of dickhead workmate/mate of a mate/family member or whoever that we all have in our lives who love dishing out shit/banter but absolutely CANNOT take it when it's thrown back at them.

                    I don't remember what guys like Lillee, Boon, Hughes, the Chappells, even Healy used to sledge about. They were pretty damn scary as it was. Maybe I'm paying more attention now but it seems like Haddin, Watson and Dumb dumb are next level scum. I'll never forget Haddin spraying Guptill and Elliott in the CWC final and him saying that our politeness made him nervous/pissed off. Grade A fluffybunnies.

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                    booboo
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                    #98

                    @canefan said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                    @mn5 said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                    Many Aussie cricketers on the whole ( I say Many, not all obviously as they've provided some absolute dead set legends on and off the field ) seem like the kind of dickhead workmate/mate of a mate/family member or whoever that we all have in our lives who love dishing out shit/banter but absolutely CANNOT take it when it's thrown back at them.

                    I don't remember what guys like Lillee, Boon, Hughes, the Chappells, even Healy used to sledge about. They were pretty damn scary as it was. Maybe I'm paying more attention now but it seems like Haddin, Watson and Dumb dumb are next level scum. I'll never forget Haddin spraying Guptill and Elliott in the CWC final and him saying that our politeness made him nervous/pissed off. Grade A fluffybunnies.

                    But it was ok to sledge them "because we won didn't we?"

                    Still not sure how that! justifies it ...

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                    • NTAN NTA

                      We won. All the bitching is just bitching.

                      Entirely appropriate for Intentional Women's Day.

                      Well you all be back to normal tomorrow, when your ovaries stop hurting?

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                      booboo
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                      #99

                      @nta said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                      We won.

                      Brad?

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                      • Baron Silas GreenbackB Baron Silas Greenback

                        Oh great. A bunch of knob ends in a cricket thread calling the wife of a cricketer a slut and degrading her.

                        Stay classy San Diego....

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                        Chester Draws
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                        #100

                        @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                        Oh great. A bunch of knob ends in a cricket thread calling the wife of a cricketer a slut and degrading her.

                        Stay classy San Diego....

                        I'm pretty sure she did all the degrading she could manage -- to herself -- well before this thread started.

                        If calling a spade a spade earns a "knob end" then so be it.

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                        • Chester DrawsC Chester Draws

                          @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                          Oh great. A bunch of knob ends in a cricket thread calling the wife of a cricketer a slut and degrading her.

                          Stay classy San Diego....

                          I'm pretty sure she did all the degrading she could manage -- to herself -- well before this thread started.

                          If calling a spade a spade earns a "knob end" then so be it.

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                          #101

                          @chester-draws said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                          @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                          Oh great. A bunch of knob ends in a cricket thread calling the wife of a cricketer a slut and degrading her.

                          Stay classy San Diego....

                          I'm pretty sure she did all the degrading she could manage -- to herself -- well before this thread started.

                          If calling a spade a spade earns a "knob end" then so be it.

                          It isn't calling a spade a spade. It is being a fuckwit.

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                          • Baron Silas GreenbackB Baron Silas Greenback

                            @chester-draws said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                            @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                            Oh great. A bunch of knob ends in a cricket thread calling the wife of a cricketer a slut and degrading her.

                            Stay classy San Diego....

                            I'm pretty sure she did all the degrading she could manage -- to herself -- well before this thread started.

                            If calling a spade a spade earns a "knob end" then so be it.

                            It isn't calling a spade a spade. It is being a fuckwit.

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                            #102

                            @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                            @chester-draws said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                            @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                            Oh great. A bunch of knob ends in a cricket thread calling the wife of a cricketer a slut and degrading her.

                            Stay classy San Diego....

                            I'm pretty sure she did all the degrading she could manage -- to herself -- well before this thread started.

                            If calling a spade a spade earns a "knob end" then so be it.

                            It isn't calling a spade a spade. It is being a fuckwit.

                            If Candy is busy trawling the interweb about herself she'll be thrilled you're there to White Knight for her Baron !

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                            • Baron Silas GreenbackB Baron Silas Greenback

                              Oh great. A bunch of knob ends in a cricket thread calling the wife of a cricketer a slut and degrading her.

                              Stay classy San Diego....

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                              That's the best part of all of this for me.

                              Mrs Warner's history was a non story in SA, the team might have known about it, but if more five other people in the country knew I'd be surprised.

                              Once Davey decided to use that as his defence the media had free reign to publicise her history. So well done to the little shit gibbon for defending her honour by publicizing it in a country she currently finds herself in.

                              And don't take my previous comment to mean I condone people on the street making her visit anything but pleasant, but I'll bet that the TV cameras will focus a bit on her in the upcoming test.

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                              • mariner4lifeM mariner4life

                                @nta said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                We won. All the bitching is just bitching.

                                Entirely appropriate for Intentional Women's Day.

                                Well you all be back to normal tomorrow, when your ovaries stop hurting?

                                look, as far as i am concerned, what happens on the board stays on the board. and i am going to do, and type anything i can to point out your blatant aussie hypocrisy, and generally make you feel uncomfortable. to do my best posting when I'm being abusive. but i think that bringing up someone's anatomy is crossing the line, and i should stand up to that. especially lady parts, those most of all. but it should be left on the board, and not taken public. or something

                                you fucking sook

                                boobooB Do not disturb
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                                booboo
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                                #104

                                @mariner4life said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                @nta said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                We won. All the bitching is just bitching.

                                Entirely appropriate for Intentional Women's Day.

                                Well you all be back to normal tomorrow, when your ovaries stop hurting?

                                look, as far as i am concerned, what happens on the board stays on the board. and i am going to do, and type anything i can to point out your blatant aussie hypocrisy, and generally make you feel uncomfortable. to do my best posting when I'm being abusive. but i think that bringing up someone's anatomy is crossing the line, and i should stand up to that. especially lady parts, those most of all. but it should be left on the board, and not taken public. or something

                                you fucking sook

                                You're just posting good aggressive board.

                                Play your board aggressive.

                                But just don't cross the line.

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                                • MN5M MN5

                                  @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                  @chester-draws said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                  @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                  Oh great. A bunch of knob ends in a cricket thread calling the wife of a cricketer a slut and degrading her.

                                  Stay classy San Diego....

                                  I'm pretty sure she did all the degrading she could manage -- to herself -- well before this thread started.

                                  If calling a spade a spade earns a "knob end" then so be it.

                                  It isn't calling a spade a spade. It is being a fuckwit.

                                  If Candy is busy trawling the interweb about herself she'll be thrilled you're there to White Knight for her Baron !

                                  Baron Silas GreenbackB Offline
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                                  Baron Silas Greenback
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                                  @mn5 said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                  @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                  @chester-draws said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                  @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                  Oh great. A bunch of knob ends in a cricket thread calling the wife of a cricketer a slut and degrading her.

                                  Stay classy San Diego....

                                  I'm pretty sure she did all the degrading she could manage -- to herself -- well before this thread started.

                                  If calling a spade a spade earns a "knob end" then so be it.

                                  It isn't calling a spade a spade. It is being a fuckwit.

                                  If Candy is busy trawling the interweb about herself she'll be thrilled you're there to White Knight for her Baron !

                                  White knight?
                                  Nah I just think calling her a slut from the safety of a keyboard is pathetic.

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                                  • boobooB booboo

                                    @mariner4life said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                    @nta said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                    We won. All the bitching is just bitching.

                                    Entirely appropriate for Intentional Women's Day.

                                    Well you all be back to normal tomorrow, when your ovaries stop hurting?

                                    look, as far as i am concerned, what happens on the board stays on the board. and i am going to do, and type anything i can to point out your blatant aussie hypocrisy, and generally make you feel uncomfortable. to do my best posting when I'm being abusive. but i think that bringing up someone's anatomy is crossing the line, and i should stand up to that. especially lady parts, those most of all. but it should be left on the board, and not taken public. or something

                                    you fucking sook

                                    You're just posting good aggressive board.

                                    Play your board aggressive.

                                    But just don't cross the line.

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                                    #106

                                    @booboo said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                    You're just posting good aggressive board.

                                    Play your board aggressive.

                                    But just don't cross the line.

                                    I did actually laugh at this.

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                                      #107

                                      Two thoughts.
                                      Sledging about family members is shitty and lacking any kind of wit. They aren't there to defend themselves, or hand out a sharp knee to the balls. I mean fuck, if you have a butt ugly boofhead like Warner, and the best you can do is talk shit about his wife, you'd have to be pretty thick yourself.
                                      Warner was foolish to make it about defending her 'honour'. This is not the 50s. Who fucking cares if she had fun as a single. It's not like cricketers walk around wearing chastity belts before they get married (or after they get married...) so now all he's done is made her past a THING.

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                                      • Baron Silas GreenbackB Baron Silas Greenback

                                        @mn5 said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                        @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                        @chester-draws said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                        @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                        Oh great. A bunch of knob ends in a cricket thread calling the wife of a cricketer a slut and degrading her.

                                        Stay classy San Diego....

                                        I'm pretty sure she did all the degrading she could manage -- to herself -- well before this thread started.

                                        If calling a spade a spade earns a "knob end" then so be it.

                                        It isn't calling a spade a spade. It is being a fuckwit.

                                        If Candy is busy trawling the interweb about herself she'll be thrilled you're there to White Knight for her Baron !

                                        White knight?
                                        Nah I just think calling her a slut from the safety of a keyboard is pathetic.

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                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #108

                                        @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                        @mn5 said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                        @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                        @chester-draws said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                        @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                        Oh great. A bunch of knob ends in a cricket thread calling the wife of a cricketer a slut and degrading her.

                                        Stay classy San Diego....

                                        I'm pretty sure she did all the degrading she could manage -- to herself -- well before this thread started.

                                        If calling a spade a spade earns a "knob end" then so be it.

                                        It isn't calling a spade a spade. It is being a fuckwit.

                                        If Candy is busy trawling the interweb about herself she'll be thrilled you're there to White Knight for her Baron !

                                        White knight?
                                        Nah I just think calling her a slut from the safety of a keyboard is pathetic.

                                        Are you trying to get bonus points on International Day of the Woman?

                                        Well played.

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                                        • MN5M MN5

                                          @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                          @mn5 said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                          @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                          @chester-draws said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                          @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                          Oh great. A bunch of knob ends in a cricket thread calling the wife of a cricketer a slut and degrading her.

                                          Stay classy San Diego....

                                          I'm pretty sure she did all the degrading she could manage -- to herself -- well before this thread started.

                                          If calling a spade a spade earns a "knob end" then so be it.

                                          It isn't calling a spade a spade. It is being a fuckwit.

                                          If Candy is busy trawling the interweb about herself she'll be thrilled you're there to White Knight for her Baron !

                                          White knight?
                                          Nah I just think calling her a slut from the safety of a keyboard is pathetic.

                                          Are you trying to get bonus points on International Day of the Woman?

                                          Well played.

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                                          @mn5 said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                          @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                          @mn5 said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                          @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                          @chester-draws said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                          @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                          Oh great. A bunch of knob ends in a cricket thread calling the wife of a cricketer a slut and degrading her.

                                          Stay classy San Diego....

                                          I'm pretty sure she did all the degrading she could manage -- to herself -- well before this thread started.

                                          If calling a spade a spade earns a "knob end" then so be it.

                                          It isn't calling a spade a spade. It is being a fuckwit.

                                          If Candy is busy trawling the interweb about herself she'll be thrilled you're there to White Knight for her Baron !

                                          White knight?
                                          Nah I just think calling her a slut from the safety of a keyboard is pathetic.

                                          Are you trying to get bonus points on International Day of the Woman?

                                          Well played.

                                          I'm trying to picture a toad wearing a crocheted vagina on it's head now.

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