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  • MN5M Offline
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    Stuff

    Whinges about people defecating and then poses and smiles next to a piece of human shit.

    Odd behaviour.

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    Returning to the important subject of bacon. I arrived in the office at 6:15 as usual and discovered the Ops crew were having a cooked breakfast. Now the office area reeks of fried bacon. I am not happy. Where's the bosses bacon huh - huh?

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    @dogmeat said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Now the office area reeks of fried bacon. I am not happy

    My bacon alarm just went off. Minor semantic issue there. Technically it couldn't "reek" of bacon because it's bacon and impossible to smell bad.

    Oh, and fire the lot of them. Bastards, that is just cruel.

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    @Snowy I did consider the inappropriateness of the word reek but decided to go for it as when the office smells of fried bacon but you cannot eat any it is an offensive smell.

    As for your second point - seriously considered it, but then I would have to do some work.

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    @dogmeat I actually tried to think of a suitable word for the aroma of fried bacon. Nothing really made the grade.

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    Sorry to interrupt the bacon thread.

    I wonder how much $$$ the wonderful Mrs Lomu asked for when she heard they were going to name a street after Jonah?

    ZB

    South Auckland street to be named after All Black legend Jonah Lomu

    South Auckland street to be named after All Black legend Jonah Lomu

    A new road due to open will honour one of the world's greatest rugby stars - Jonah Lomu - just a few metres from where he once played as a schoolboy. Jonah

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    @virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Sorry to interrupt the bacon thread.

    I wonder how much $$$ the wonderful Mrs Lomu asked for when she heard they were going to name a street after Jonah?

    ZB

    South Auckland street to be named after All Black legend Jonah Lomu

    South Auckland street to be named after All Black legend Jonah Lomu

    A new road due to open will honour one of the world's greatest rugby stars - Jonah Lomu - just a few metres from where he once played as a schoolboy. Jonah

    Did Jonah's brother play ? I never knew he ever had one !

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    @snowy seductive [/drool]

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    @virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Sorry to interrupt the bacon thread.

    I wonder how much $$$ the wonderful Mrs Lomu asked for when she heard they were going to name a street after Jonah?

    ZB

    South Auckland street to be named after All Black legend Jonah Lomu

    South Auckland street to be named after All Black legend Jonah Lomu

    A new road due to open will honour one of the world's greatest rugby stars - Jonah Lomu - just a few metres from where he once played as a schoolboy. Jonah

    "Speaking to the Herald, Nadene Lomu said it was an honour to have her husband acknowledged in such a way, but admitted he may have been somewhat embarrassed about it."

    I think he would be far more embarrassed by the way you've carried on, you mercenary trashbag.

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    https://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/102481770/50-shades-of-screwed-up-now-sexual-choking-is-trendy

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    @taniwharugby I hate in equal measures FSOG for its fucked up portrayal of BDSM and that article for bedroom shaming. But also...WTF? you don't just choke someone out of the blue.

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    @mokey well some do, but thats often called murder or attempted murder...

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    @taniwharugby Quite. Not a good strategy to get a second date.

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    Didn't work out too well for Michael Hutchence.

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    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Didn't work out too well for Michael Hutchence.

    Or David Carradine. But they just choked themselves

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    @canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Didn't work out too well for Michael Hutchence.

    Or David Carradine. But they just choked themselves

    I saw Kill Bill a couple of weeks back and Carradine was one of those 'is he still alive?' celebs.....thankfully Google confirmed what I didnt know. What an age we live in.....back in the day I woulda had to phone someone.

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    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=12017780

    This is a crock of shit. The two songs are totally different, clearly the two judges that sided with the Gaye estate were deaf or just didn't listen to the music.

    As for the videao, no need to thank me

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    @canefan yeah is an interesting one really, I mean growing up, being inspired by certain musicians, always a risk something you make up is gonna have similarities.

    More clips should be like that though.

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    Imgur

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    @canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Didn't work out too well for Michael Hutchence.

    Or David Carradine. But they just choked themselves

    Didn’t put the slice of lemon in their mouth before they started , fucking amateurs.

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