Parker v ??
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@catogrande said in Parker v ??:
@crucial said in Parker v ??:
@mn5 said in Parker v ??:
@snowy said in Parker v ??:
Did someone mention Bacon?
Yep it was me. I'll combine it with Beer, one of my other favourite B words.
What are the rest? Butter? Buggery?
Buggery with butter?
Would be better than buggery with bacon.
@crucial said in Parker v ??:
@catogrande said in Parker v ??:
@crucial said in Parker v ??:
@mn5 said in Parker v ??:
@snowy said in Parker v ??:
Did someone mention Bacon?
Yep it was me. I'll combine it with Beer, one of my other favourite B words.
What are the rest? Butter? Buggery?
Buggery with butter?
Would be better than buggery with bacon.
I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.
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@crucial said in Parker v ??:
@catogrande said in Parker v ??:
@crucial said in Parker v ??:
@mn5 said in Parker v ??:
@snowy said in Parker v ??:
Did someone mention Bacon?
Yep it was me. I'll combine it with Beer, one of my other favourite B words.
What are the rest? Butter? Buggery?
Buggery with butter?
Would be better than buggery with bacon.
I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.
@catogrande said in Parker v ??:
I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.
Well if you are going to have buggery anyway, albeit lubricated with butter, some bacon after might help improve things?
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@catogrande said in Parker v ??:
I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.
Well if you are going to have buggery anyway, albeit lubricated with butter, some bacon after might help improve things?
@snowy said in Parker v ??:
@catogrande said in Parker v ??:
I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.
Well if you are going to have buggery anyway, albeit lubricated with butter, some bacon after might help improve things?
@Crucial you see? You see?
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@snowy said in Parker v ??:
@catogrande said in Parker v ??:
I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.
Well if you are going to have buggery anyway, albeit lubricated with butter, some bacon after might help improve things?
@Crucial you see? You see?
@catogrande said in Parker v ??:
@snowy said in Parker v ??:
@catogrande said in Parker v ??:
I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.
Well if you are going to have buggery anyway, albeit lubricated with butter, some bacon after might help improve things?
@Crucial you see? You see?
I'd need a lot of beer, a lot of butter and even then the bacon wouldn't make up for it..
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@catogrande said in Parker v ??:
I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.
Well if you are going to have buggery anyway, albeit lubricated with butter, some bacon after might help improve things?
@snowy said in Parker v ??:
@catogrande said in Parker v ??:
I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.
Well if you are going to have buggery anyway, albeit lubricated with butter, some bacon after might help improve things?
What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything
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@snowy said in Parker v ??:
@catogrande said in Parker v ??:
I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.
Well if you are going to have buggery anyway, albeit lubricated with butter, some bacon after might help improve things?
What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything
@crucial we all have our weaknesses

You don't have two packets by chance??!
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@snowy said in Parker v ??:
@catogrande said in Parker v ??:
I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.
Well if you are going to have buggery anyway, albeit lubricated with butter, some bacon after might help improve things?
What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything
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@crucial said in Parker v ??:
What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything
No. The concept is that even something horrible would be made better by bacon. It's really very simple.
@snowy said in Parker v ??:
@crucial said in Parker v ??:
What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything
No. The concept is that even something horrible would be made better by bacon. It's really very simple.
wait on, pitching or catching?
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@snowy said in Parker v ??:
@crucial said in Parker v ??:
What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything
No. The concept is that even something horrible would be made better by bacon. It's really very simple.
wait on, pitching or catching?
@mariner4life said in Parker v ??:
@snowy said in Parker v ??:
@crucial said in Parker v ??:
What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything
No. The concept is that even something horrible would be made better by bacon. It's really very simple.
wait on, pitching or catching?
That would certainly make a difference to the experience I'm sure - but either way improved by bacon.
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@mariner4life said in Parker v ??:
@snowy said in Parker v ??:
@crucial said in Parker v ??:
What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything
No. The concept is that even something horrible would be made better by bacon. It's really very simple.
wait on, pitching or catching?
That would certainly make a difference to the experience I'm sure - but either way improved by bacon.
@snowy said in Parker v ??:
@mariner4life said in Parker v ??:
@snowy said in Parker v ??:
@crucial said in Parker v ??:
What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything
No. The concept is that even something horrible would be made better by bacon. It's really very simple.
wait on, pitching or catching?
That would certainly make a difference to the experience I'm sure - but either way improved by bacon.
I'm starting to get the boxing and cornholing threads mixed up...
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@snowy said in Parker v ??:
@mariner4life said in Parker v ??:
@snowy said in Parker v ??:
@crucial said in Parker v ??:
What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything
No. The concept is that even something horrible would be made better by bacon. It's really very simple.
wait on, pitching or catching?
That would certainly make a difference to the experience I'm sure - but either way improved by bacon.
I'm starting to get the boxing and cornholing threads mixed up...
@mariner4life said in Parker v ??:
I'm starting to get the boxing and cornholing threads mixed up...
Wasn't my fault. Someone mentioned bacon and @Crucial started talking about ass shagging. As the comedians say "what's that all about?".
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@raznomore said in Parker v ??:
@virgil the glasses were spaz as fuck but the suit was the business.
I'd be embarrassed to admit I was wearing glasses that actually just had glass, not real lenses. I don't get wearing glasses if you don't need them. Maybe I'm old fashioned. Be proud of your 20/20 vision.
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I have all my hair too. It's just unfortunate that sweet fuck all of it is actually on my head!
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I have all my hair too. It's just unfortunate that sweet fuck all of it is actually on my head!
@paekakboyz said in Parker v ??:
I have all my hair too. It's just unfortunate that sweet fuck all of it is actually on my head!
You grow one hell of a beard though bro.
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Not enough mention of being dapper dudes and pugilists either. I mean, I thought these guys were legit classy!
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I wear contacts. Sometimes glasses if I want to go for the IT professional look. I'm gonna need hearing aids before the age of 50.
Lucky I have all my hair and it's not grey.