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Parker v ??

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  • CrucialC Crucial

    @catogrande said in Parker v ??:

    @crucial said in Parker v ??:

    @mn5 said in Parker v ??:

    @snowy said in Parker v ??:

    Did someone mention Bacon?

    Yep it was me. I'll combine it with Beer, one of my other favourite B words.

    What are the rest? Butter? Buggery?

    Buggery with butter?

    Would be better than buggery with bacon.

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    Catogrande
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    @crucial said in Parker v ??:

    @catogrande said in Parker v ??:

    @crucial said in Parker v ??:

    @mn5 said in Parker v ??:

    @snowy said in Parker v ??:

    Did someone mention Bacon?

    Yep it was me. I'll combine it with Beer, one of my other favourite B words.

    What are the rest? Butter? Buggery?

    Buggery with butter?

    Would be better than buggery with bacon.

    I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.

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    • CatograndeC Catogrande

      @crucial said in Parker v ??:

      @catogrande said in Parker v ??:

      @crucial said in Parker v ??:

      @mn5 said in Parker v ??:

      @snowy said in Parker v ??:

      Did someone mention Bacon?

      Yep it was me. I'll combine it with Beer, one of my other favourite B words.

      What are the rest? Butter? Buggery?

      Buggery with butter?

      Would be better than buggery with bacon.

      I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.

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      Snowy
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      #447

      @catogrande said in Parker v ??:

      I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.

      Well if you are going to have buggery anyway, albeit lubricated with butter, some bacon after might help improve things?

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      • SnowyS Snowy

        @catogrande said in Parker v ??:

        I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.

        Well if you are going to have buggery anyway, albeit lubricated with butter, some bacon after might help improve things?

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        #448

        @snowy said in Parker v ??:

        @catogrande said in Parker v ??:

        I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.

        Well if you are going to have buggery anyway, albeit lubricated with butter, some bacon after might help improve things?

        @Crucial you see? You see?

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        • CatograndeC Catogrande

          @snowy said in Parker v ??:

          @catogrande said in Parker v ??:

          I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.

          Well if you are going to have buggery anyway, albeit lubricated with butter, some bacon after might help improve things?

          @Crucial you see? You see?

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          Crucial
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          #449

          @catogrande said in Parker v ??:

          @snowy said in Parker v ??:

          @catogrande said in Parker v ??:

          I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.

          Well if you are going to have buggery anyway, albeit lubricated with butter, some bacon after might help improve things?

          @Crucial you see? You see?

          I'd need a lot of beer, a lot of butter and even then the bacon wouldn't make up for it..

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          • SnowyS Snowy

            @catogrande said in Parker v ??:

            I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.

            Well if you are going to have buggery anyway, albeit lubricated with butter, some bacon after might help improve things?

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            Crucial
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            #450

            @snowy said in Parker v ??:

            @catogrande said in Parker v ??:

            I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.

            Well if you are going to have buggery anyway, albeit lubricated with butter, some bacon after might help improve things?

            What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything

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            • CrucialC Crucial

              @snowy said in Parker v ??:

              @catogrande said in Parker v ??:

              I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.

              Well if you are going to have buggery anyway, albeit lubricated with butter, some bacon after might help improve things?

              What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything

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              Paekakboyz
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              #451

              @crucial we all have our weaknesses 🙂

              You don't have two packets by chance??!

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              • CrucialC Crucial

                @snowy said in Parker v ??:

                @catogrande said in Parker v ??:

                I dunno, the talk on here is that everything is better with bacon.

                Well if you are going to have buggery anyway, albeit lubricated with butter, some bacon after might help improve things?

                What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything

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                Snowy
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                @crucial said in Parker v ??:

                What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything

                No. The concept is that even something horrible would be made better by bacon. It's really very simple.

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                • SnowyS Snowy

                  @crucial said in Parker v ??:

                  What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything

                  No. The concept is that even something horrible would be made better by bacon. It's really very simple.

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                  mariner4life
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                  #453

                  @snowy said in Parker v ??:

                  @crucial said in Parker v ??:

                  What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything

                  No. The concept is that even something horrible would be made better by bacon. It's really very simple.

                  wait on, pitching or catching?

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                  • mariner4lifeM mariner4life

                    @snowy said in Parker v ??:

                    @crucial said in Parker v ??:

                    What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything

                    No. The concept is that even something horrible would be made better by bacon. It's really very simple.

                    wait on, pitching or catching?

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                    @mariner4life said in Parker v ??:

                    @snowy said in Parker v ??:

                    @crucial said in Parker v ??:

                    What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything

                    No. The concept is that even something horrible would be made better by bacon. It's really very simple.

                    wait on, pitching or catching?

                    That would certainly make a difference to the experience I'm sure - but either way improved by bacon.

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                    • SnowyS Snowy

                      @mariner4life said in Parker v ??:

                      @snowy said in Parker v ??:

                      @crucial said in Parker v ??:

                      What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything

                      No. The concept is that even something horrible would be made better by bacon. It's really very simple.

                      wait on, pitching or catching?

                      That would certainly make a difference to the experience I'm sure - but either way improved by bacon.

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                      @snowy said in Parker v ??:

                      @mariner4life said in Parker v ??:

                      @snowy said in Parker v ??:

                      @crucial said in Parker v ??:

                      What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything

                      No. The concept is that even something horrible would be made better by bacon. It's really very simple.

                      wait on, pitching or catching?

                      That would certainly make a difference to the experience I'm sure - but either way improved by bacon.

                      I'm starting to get the boxing and cornholing threads mixed up...

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                      • mariner4lifeM mariner4life

                        @snowy said in Parker v ??:

                        @mariner4life said in Parker v ??:

                        @snowy said in Parker v ??:

                        @crucial said in Parker v ??:

                        What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything

                        No. The concept is that even something horrible would be made better by bacon. It's really very simple.

                        wait on, pitching or catching?

                        That would certainly make a difference to the experience I'm sure - but either way improved by bacon.

                        I'm starting to get the boxing and cornholing threads mixed up...

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                        Snowy
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                        @mariner4life said in Parker v ??:

                        I'm starting to get the boxing and cornholing threads mixed up...

                        Wasn't my fault. Someone mentioned bacon and @Crucial started talking about ass shagging. As the comedians say "what's that all about?".

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                          Virgil
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                          Was there a reason why Parker wore his granddads suit to the weigh in?

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                            Was there a reason why Parker wore his granddads suit to the weigh in?

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                            raznomore
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                            @virgil the glasses were spaz as fuck but the suit was the business.

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                            • raznomoreR raznomore

                              @virgil the glasses were spaz as fuck but the suit was the business.

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                              Milk
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                              @raznomore said in Parker v ??:

                              @virgil the glasses were spaz as fuck but the suit was the business.

                              I'd be embarrassed to admit I was wearing glasses that actually just had glass, not real lenses. I don't get wearing glasses if you don't need them. Maybe I'm old fashioned. Be proud of your 20/20 vision.

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                                @milk Im with you but I have a 17 yo daughter that wears 3 different types without corrective lenses so it must be a thing

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                                  MN5
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                                  I wear contacts. Sometimes glasses if I want to go for the IT professional look. I'm gonna need hearing aids before the age of 50.

                                  Lucky I have all my hair and it's not grey.

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                                    Paekakboyz
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                                    I have all my hair too. It's just unfortunate that sweet fuck all of it is actually on my head!

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                                    • PaekakboyzP Paekakboyz

                                      I have all my hair too. It's just unfortunate that sweet fuck all of it is actually on my head!

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                                      #463

                                      @paekakboyz said in Parker v ??:

                                      I have all my hair too. It's just unfortunate that sweet fuck all of it is actually on my head!

                                      You grow one hell of a beard though bro.

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                                        Paekakboyz
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                                        Not enough mention of being dapper dudes and pugilists either. I mean, I thought these guys were legit classy!

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                                        • MN5M MN5

                                          I wear contacts. Sometimes glasses if I want to go for the IT professional look. I'm gonna need hearing aids before the age of 50.

                                          Lucky I have all my hair and it's not grey.

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                                          @mn5 Im not grey yet(which is odd for an islander) and have all my hair but Im blind as a bat. I actually have to have me eyes tested next month to make sure Im not legally blind and still fit to drive.

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