Movie review thread...
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i might need therapy to rid myself of the 4 mins i watched. <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/rugby/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/idiot2.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':idiot2:' /> <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/rugby/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/negative.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':negative:' />
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The mrs went away and I let my son choose the dvd for saturday night.<br />
He chose Nazis at the centre of the earth , this epic tale of Zombie Nazis living under Antarctica was criminally overlooked by the academy. Apparently shot on a budget of $200000 we lasted about 20 minutes before my son told me it was and I quote "frickin crap dad" and we turned it off.<br />
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M4life, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antichrist_(film) looks like a good one to chuck on to clear out the guests after a party. -
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i might need therapy to rid myself of the [b]114 mins[/b] i watched. <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/rugby/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/idiot2.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':idiot2:' /> <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/rugby/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/negative.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':negative:' /><br />
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Fixed <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/rugby/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /> -
from the IMDP plot synopsis of "Antichrist"<br />
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[i]"She attacks her husband mid-coitus in the shed, crushing his genitals with a block of wood. While He is unconscious, She masturbates him until he orgasms, ejaculating blood onto her shirt and face"[/i]<br />
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where is the "spewing up my lunch all over my computer" smiley? -
From the wikipedia article<br />
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[quote][color=#000000][font=sans-serif][size=3] She then takes a pair of scissors and [/size][/font][/color][url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_genital_mutilation"]severs her clitoris[/url][color=#000000][font=sans-serif][size=3] while masturbating, letting out a tortured scream[/size][/font][/color][/quote]<br />
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See it has something for everyone! I give this film two severed genitals up -
not some fuckwit, many fuckwits. As i said, movie people (all artists really) are fucking weird
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[quote name='Crucial' timestamp='1367823337' post='364092']<br />
Who takes those acting jobs on and thinks " this will be good for my career"?<br />
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What's worse is the some fuckwit probably thinks its art.<br />
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Bizarrely this is also in the wiki article <br />
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[quote][url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlotte_Gainsbourg"]Charlotte Gainsbourg[/url][color=#000000][font=sans-serif][size=3] as "She": French actress [/size][/font][/color][url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_Green"]Eva Green[/url][color=#000000][font=sans-serif][size=3] was initially approached for the female lead. According to Von Trier, Green was positive about appearing in the film, but her agents refused to allow her. The unsuccessful casting attempt took two months of the pre-production process. Eventually Gainsbourg turned up, and by Von Trier's words she was very eager to get cast: "Charlotte came in and said, 'I'm dying to get the part no matter what.' So I think it was a decision she made very early and she stuck to it. We had no problems whatsoever."[/size][/font][/color][sup][url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antichrist_(film)#cite_note-9"][[/url][/sup][/quote]<br />
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How did they get the money to make this weirdness?[/quote]<br />
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M4L's real name appears in the credits as Executive Producer <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/rugby/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /><br />
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4 minutes included "cleanup time" then? Right after you saw Little Willem and his Arabian Goggles make an appearance... -
handy tips. Clean up times can be significantly reduced by using a drop sheet.<br />
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and according to wiki, it wasn't Sgt Elias' cock, they had a stunt cock -
To try and get this thread back on track I'll discuss a movie without genital mutilation ....<br />
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Robot and Frank.<br />
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Set in the near future, Frank is an old fulla who has Alzheimers or dementia and his son gets him a robot to help care for him. I'd advise you not to watch the trailer as it gives away the whole movie.<br />
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Was pretty good, funny in parts and Frank is played by Frank Langhella. Liv Tyler was in it as well, not sure the last movie I can remember seeing her in. -
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To try and get this thread back on track I'll discuss a movie without genital mutilation ....<br />
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Robot and Frank.<br />
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Set in the near future, Frank is an old fulla who has Alzheimers or dementia and his son gets him a robot to help care for him. I'd advise you not to watch the trailer as it gives away the whole movie.<br />
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Was pretty good, funny in parts and Frank is played by Frank Langhella. Liv Tyler was in it as well, not sure [b]the last movie I can remember seeing her in.[/b]<br />
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would be Lord of the Rings trilogy for me which means she has done SFA for the last ten years -
Liv's problem is that she has the unfortunate combination of a lack of talent, and too many principles to get her kit off. It's really holding her back.
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[quote name='mariner4life' timestamp='1367902588' post='364191']Liv's problem is that she has the unfortunate combination of a lack of talent, and too many principles to get her kit off. It's really holding her back.[/quote]<br />
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And that she looks far too much like her dad. -
Dude looks like a lady?<br />
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Come one, you can say a lot of things about Liv Tyler, but she isn't bad to look at. -
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Liv's problem is that she has the unfortunate combination of a lack of talent, and too many principles to get her kit off. It's really holding her back.<br />
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Au contraire she was a vision on naked anaemic lovliness in Stealing beauty http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117737/ . -
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Au contraire she was a vision on naked anaemic lovliness in Stealing beauty [url="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117737/"]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117737/[/url] .<br />
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excuse me gents, google images awaits....<br />
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well, there you go. Go on Liv, get amongst it. Not bad at all.<br />
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And further investigation reveals her also getting the girls out while fucking Jax Teller in some crap called "The Ledge" -
Jaysus, I tried to right this ship and get some class back into this thread but you bastards can turn anything into filth. <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/rugby/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' />
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[quote name='mariner4life' timestamp='1367904103' post='364195']<br />
Dude looks like a lady?<br />
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Come one, you can say a lot of things about Liv Tyler, but she isn't bad to look at.<br />
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I'm not sure about liv. I saw her out once at Barneys( once a wellington/uni institution for getting easy roots and listening to horrible 80s power ballads ) and she looked average as fuck. She is like Darryl Hannah. Looks alright at first but then you realise she a bit of a horse.
