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@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@nepia said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I remember this time waking in the morning, feeling proud, looking out the window at the countryside and thinking, WTF, where the fuck am I and how the fuck did I get here!
Luckily my mate was asleep in another room!
I woulda needed to walk 10 mins up the road just to work out where I was!!
I once woke up in a suburb of London I didn't know at the time (near Neasden I think) to discover I was in a flat that had 21 females and one male living there, similar situation as you, my mate was in the next room.
What was mega annoying is that in the course of the morning before we tried to make our way home we probably met half of the girls that lived there ... they were all hotter than the ones we were with.
look, you took the level you could get. no shame bro
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel yeah I am sure there are plenty of success stories out there, but my impression is plenty of people when they first join it seems they are just after casual sex, which i guess comes with the risk/reward of its own....
That hasn't been my experience. It can be if that's what you're after, but you read the bios and find out where people are at. I've provided all information and stated I want a serious partner and the matches (apart from one psycho) have been terrific. Big fan, but addictive as hell and a complete mind fuck for a widower like me.
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I remember this time waking in the morning, feeling proud, looking out the window at the countryside and thinking, WTF, where the fuck am I and how the fuck did I get here!
Luckily my mate was asleep in another room!
I woulda needed to walk 10 mins up the road just to work out where I was!!
You obviously wore him out. Were you pitching or catching?
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I remember this time waking in the morning, feeling proud, looking out the window at the countryside and thinking, WTF, where the fuck am I and how the fuck did I get here!
Luckily my mate was asleep in another room!
I woulda needed to walk 10 mins up the road just to work out where I was!!
You obviously wore him out. Were you pitching or catching?
Or was it a spitroast situation?
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@bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Yeah I'm in the same "camp" as @MN5 where I met the missus on tinder. Lucky as. Closet high five bro.
Better than cold chatting in a bar on a Friday night. At least you know they are looking for something
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I found that a wedding ring was a sure fire way to get women to approach me at pubs.
My Scottish heritage meant I never shouted drinks for them though.
You're a treat em mean keep em keen type eh?
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I found that a wedding ring was a sure fire way to get women to approach me at pubs.
My Scottish heritage meant I never shouted drinks for them though.
I had the opposite. Shit with woman before the ring, now that I've it, absolutely nothing has changed.
Unless in Bangkok, at which point Scottish heritage won't help out either ...
(but thats another thread).
Speaking of another thread, can a mod create a Tinder thread and split this one out? REckon that will be worth a read ...
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@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I found that a wedding ring was a sure fire way to get women to approach me at pubs.
My Scottish heritage meant I never shouted drinks for them though.
You're a treat em mean keep em keen type eh?
I think it's more 'treat em mean, they think I'm a fluffybunny and move on' type.
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@bones shit Tinder does sound so much better than getting your mate to go up to a bird and say 'hey, my mate over there fancies you, can I buy you a drink for him?'
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@taniwharugby plus the huge number of shit blokes on there means the women end up giving up and a shit bloke like me ends up punching waaaaay high.
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@bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby plus the huge number of shit blokes on there means the women end up giving up and a shit bloke like me ends up punching waaaaay high.
Gold!
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@bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby plus the huge number of shit blokes on there means the women end up giving up and a shit bloke like me ends up punching waaaaay high.
Blokes like us ( who chat on an internet forum with other blokes ) should be happy with anything with a pulse. Anything else is a bonus.
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@bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby plus the huge number of shit blokes on there means the women end up giving up and a shit bloke like me ends up punching waaaaay high.
Hi Five.
Yep, the Neanderthals there don't stand a chance against blokes who can spell at a primary school level and resist sending cock pictures.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby plus the huge number of shit blokes on there means the women end up giving up and a shit bloke like me ends up punching waaaaay high.
Hi Five.
Yep, the Neanderthals there don't stand a chance against blokes who can spell at a primary school level and resist sending cock pictures.
@Rancid-Schnitzel any good tit pics? I miss getting those.....( Well I still do from the mrs sometimes, that makes me speed on the motorway to get home I must say )
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@bones shit Tinder does sound so much better than getting your mate to go up to a bird and say 'hey, my mate over there fancies you, can I buy you a drink for him?'
Hell yes. What else am going to do? Go out to bars? Play mixed netball? Join a choir?
This is much better. And cheaper...
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby plus the huge number of shit blokes on there means the women end up giving up and a shit bloke like me ends up punching waaaaay high.
Hi Five.
Yep, the Neanderthals there don't stand a chance against blokes who can spell at a primary school level and resist sending cock pictures.
@Rancid-Schnitzel any good tit pics? I miss getting those.....( Well I still do from the mrs sometimes, that makes me speed on the motorway to get home I must say )
No. What am I doing wrong?
