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@bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Yeah I'm in the same "camp" as @MN5 where I met the missus on tinder. Lucky as. Closet high five bro.
Better than cold chatting in a bar on a Friday night. At least you know they are looking for something
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I found that a wedding ring was a sure fire way to get women to approach me at pubs.
My Scottish heritage meant I never shouted drinks for them though.
You're a treat em mean keep em keen type eh?
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I found that a wedding ring was a sure fire way to get women to approach me at pubs.
My Scottish heritage meant I never shouted drinks for them though.
I had the opposite. Shit with woman before the ring, now that I've it, absolutely nothing has changed.
Unless in Bangkok, at which point Scottish heritage won't help out either ...
(but thats another thread).
Speaking of another thread, can a mod create a Tinder thread and split this one out? REckon that will be worth a read ...
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@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I found that a wedding ring was a sure fire way to get women to approach me at pubs.
My Scottish heritage meant I never shouted drinks for them though.
You're a treat em mean keep em keen type eh?
I think it's more 'treat em mean, they think I'm a fluffybunny and move on' type.
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@bones shit Tinder does sound so much better than getting your mate to go up to a bird and say 'hey, my mate over there fancies you, can I buy you a drink for him?'
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@taniwharugby plus the huge number of shit blokes on there means the women end up giving up and a shit bloke like me ends up punching waaaaay high.
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@bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby plus the huge number of shit blokes on there means the women end up giving up and a shit bloke like me ends up punching waaaaay high.
Gold!
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@bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby plus the huge number of shit blokes on there means the women end up giving up and a shit bloke like me ends up punching waaaaay high.
Blokes like us ( who chat on an internet forum with other blokes ) should be happy with anything with a pulse. Anything else is a bonus.
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@bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby plus the huge number of shit blokes on there means the women end up giving up and a shit bloke like me ends up punching waaaaay high.
Hi Five.
Yep, the Neanderthals there don't stand a chance against blokes who can spell at a primary school level and resist sending cock pictures.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby plus the huge number of shit blokes on there means the women end up giving up and a shit bloke like me ends up punching waaaaay high.
Hi Five.
Yep, the Neanderthals there don't stand a chance against blokes who can spell at a primary school level and resist sending cock pictures.
@Rancid-Schnitzel any good tit pics? I miss getting those.....( Well I still do from the mrs sometimes, that makes me speed on the motorway to get home I must say )
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@bones shit Tinder does sound so much better than getting your mate to go up to a bird and say 'hey, my mate over there fancies you, can I buy you a drink for him?'
Hell yes. What else am going to do? Go out to bars? Play mixed netball? Join a choir?
This is much better. And cheaper...
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby plus the huge number of shit blokes on there means the women end up giving up and a shit bloke like me ends up punching waaaaay high.
Hi Five.
Yep, the Neanderthals there don't stand a chance against blokes who can spell at a primary school level and resist sending cock pictures.
@Rancid-Schnitzel any good tit pics? I miss getting those.....( Well I still do from the mrs sometimes, that makes me speed on the motorway to get home I must say )
No. What am I doing wrong?
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@rancid-schnitzel not if your mate buys the beers and you promise to get the next round then leave with a woman...haha some parts of my last 2 posts have been made up for dramatic effect.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby plus the huge number of shit blokes on there means the women end up giving up and a shit bloke like me ends up punching waaaaay high.
Hi Five.
Yep, the Neanderthals there don't stand a chance against blokes who can spell at a primary school level and resist sending cock pictures.
@Rancid-Schnitzel any good tit pics? I miss getting those.....( Well I still do from the mrs sometimes, that makes me speed on the motorway to get home I must say )
No. What am I doing wrong?
Two words.....'Send nudes'
Much of the time you'll get the prudish bitches who'll unmatch you but it's worth it for the sluttier ones who like to get the girls out.
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby plus the huge number of shit blokes on there means the women end up giving up and a shit bloke like me ends up punching waaaaay high.
Hi Five.
Yep, the Neanderthals there don't stand a chance against blokes who can spell at a primary school level and resist sending cock pictures.
@Rancid-Schnitzel any good tit pics? I miss getting those.....( Well I still do from the mrs sometimes, that makes me speed on the motorway to get home I must say )
No. What am I doing wrong?
Two words.....'Send nudes'
Much of the time you'll get the prudish bitches who'll unmatch you but it's worth it for the sluttier ones who like to get the girls out.
Pure. Class.
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby plus the huge number of shit blokes on there means the women end up giving up and a shit bloke like me ends up punching waaaaay high.
Hi Five.
Yep, the Neanderthals there don't stand a chance against blokes who can spell at a primary school level and resist sending cock pictures.
@Rancid-Schnitzel any good tit pics? I miss getting those.....( Well I still do from the mrs sometimes, that makes me speed on the motorway to get home I must say )
No. What am I doing wrong?
Two words.....'Send nudes'
Much of the time you'll get the prudish bitches who'll unmatch you but it's worth it for the sluttier ones who like to get the girls out.
As much as I admire how you conquered Tinder I think I might avoid that advice. I'm not sure if the best way to follow up a discussion about work and kids is to then ask for a picture of her tits.
