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@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby plus the huge number of shit blokes on there means the women end up giving up and a shit bloke like me ends up punching waaaaay high.
Hi Five.
Yep, the Neanderthals there don't stand a chance against blokes who can spell at a primary school level and resist sending cock pictures.
@Rancid-Schnitzel any good tit pics? I miss getting those.....( Well I still do from the mrs sometimes, that makes me speed on the motorway to get home I must say )
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@bones shit Tinder does sound so much better than getting your mate to go up to a bird and say 'hey, my mate over there fancies you, can I buy you a drink for him?'
Hell yes. What else am going to do? Go out to bars? Play mixed netball? Join a choir?
This is much better. And cheaper...
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby plus the huge number of shit blokes on there means the women end up giving up and a shit bloke like me ends up punching waaaaay high.
Hi Five.
Yep, the Neanderthals there don't stand a chance against blokes who can spell at a primary school level and resist sending cock pictures.
@Rancid-Schnitzel any good tit pics? I miss getting those.....( Well I still do from the mrs sometimes, that makes me speed on the motorway to get home I must say )
No. What am I doing wrong?
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@rancid-schnitzel not if your mate buys the beers and you promise to get the next round then leave with a woman...haha some parts of my last 2 posts have been made up for dramatic effect.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby plus the huge number of shit blokes on there means the women end up giving up and a shit bloke like me ends up punching waaaaay high.
Hi Five.
Yep, the Neanderthals there don't stand a chance against blokes who can spell at a primary school level and resist sending cock pictures.
@Rancid-Schnitzel any good tit pics? I miss getting those.....( Well I still do from the mrs sometimes, that makes me speed on the motorway to get home I must say )
No. What am I doing wrong?
Two words.....'Send nudes'
Much of the time you'll get the prudish bitches who'll unmatch you but it's worth it for the sluttier ones who like to get the girls out.
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby plus the huge number of shit blokes on there means the women end up giving up and a shit bloke like me ends up punching waaaaay high.
Hi Five.
Yep, the Neanderthals there don't stand a chance against blokes who can spell at a primary school level and resist sending cock pictures.
@Rancid-Schnitzel any good tit pics? I miss getting those.....( Well I still do from the mrs sometimes, that makes me speed on the motorway to get home I must say )
No. What am I doing wrong?
Two words.....'Send nudes'
Much of the time you'll get the prudish bitches who'll unmatch you but it's worth it for the sluttier ones who like to get the girls out.
Pure. Class.
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby plus the huge number of shit blokes on there means the women end up giving up and a shit bloke like me ends up punching waaaaay high.
Hi Five.
Yep, the Neanderthals there don't stand a chance against blokes who can spell at a primary school level and resist sending cock pictures.
@Rancid-Schnitzel any good tit pics? I miss getting those.....( Well I still do from the mrs sometimes, that makes me speed on the motorway to get home I must say )
No. What am I doing wrong?
Two words.....'Send nudes'
Much of the time you'll get the prudish bitches who'll unmatch you but it's worth it for the sluttier ones who like to get the girls out.
As much as I admire how you conquered Tinder I think I might avoid that advice. I'm not sure if the best way to follow up a discussion about work and kids is to then ask for a picture of her tits.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby plus the huge number of shit blokes on there means the women end up giving up and a shit bloke like me ends up punching waaaaay high.
Hi Five.
Yep, the Neanderthals there don't stand a chance against blokes who can spell at a primary school level and resist sending cock pictures.
@Rancid-Schnitzel any good tit pics? I miss getting those.....( Well I still do from the mrs sometimes, that makes me speed on the motorway to get home I must say )
No. What am I doing wrong?
Two words.....'Send nudes'
Much of the time you'll get the prudish bitches who'll unmatch you but it's worth it for the sluttier ones who like to get the girls out.
As much as I admire how you conquered Tinder I think I might avoid that advice. I'm not sure if the best way to follow up a discussion about work and kids is to then ask for a picture of her tits.
You make me sound like such a pervert.
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby plus the huge number of shit blokes on there means the women end up giving up and a shit bloke like me ends up punching waaaaay high.
Hi Five.
Yep, the Neanderthals there don't stand a chance against blokes who can spell at a primary school level and resist sending cock pictures.
@Rancid-Schnitzel any good tit pics? I miss getting those.....( Well I still do from the mrs sometimes, that makes me speed on the motorway to get home I must say )
No. What am I doing wrong?
Two words.....'Send nudes'
Much of the time you'll get the prudish bitches who'll unmatch you but it's worth it for the sluttier ones who like to get the girls out.
As much as I admire how you conquered Tinder I think I might avoid that advice. I'm not sure if the best way to follow up a discussion about work and kids is to then ask for a picture of her tits.
You make me sound like such a pervert.
Those are your words, not mine.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby plus the huge number of shit blokes on there means the women end up giving up and a shit bloke like me ends up punching waaaaay high.
Hi Five.
Yep, the Neanderthals there don't stand a chance against blokes who can spell at a primary school level and resist sending cock pictures.
@Rancid-Schnitzel any good tit pics? I miss getting those.....( Well I still do from the mrs sometimes, that makes me speed on the motorway to get home I must say )
No. What am I doing wrong?
Two words.....'Send nudes'
Much of the time you'll get the prudish bitches who'll unmatch you but it's worth it for the sluttier ones who like to get the girls out.
As much as I admire how you conquered Tinder I think I might avoid that advice. I'm not sure if the best way to follow up a discussion about work and kids is to then ask for a picture of her tits.
You make me sound like such a pervert.
Those are your words, not mine.
I still say give it a go.
If she says no and is disgusted then laugh it off and pretend you were joking.
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby plus the huge number of shit blokes on there means the women end up giving up and a shit bloke like me ends up punching waaaaay high.
Hi Five.
Yep, the Neanderthals there don't stand a chance against blokes who can spell at a primary school level and resist sending cock pictures.
@Rancid-Schnitzel any good tit pics? I miss getting those.....( Well I still do from the mrs sometimes, that makes me speed on the motorway to get home I must say )
No. What am I doing wrong?
Two words.....'Send nudes'
Much of the time you'll get the prudish bitches who'll unmatch you but it's worth it for the sluttier ones who like to get the girls out.
As much as I admire how you conquered Tinder I think I might avoid that advice. I'm not sure if the best way to follow up a discussion about work and kids is to then ask for a picture of her tits.
You make me sound like such a pervert.
Those are your words, not mine.
I still say give it a go.
If she says no and is disgusted then laugh it off and pretend you were joking.
Hmmm. Maybe have an alter ego profile. Different name, hat and sunglasses, dirty fucker.
You're a very bad influence on me you know that!
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You are such a fuddy duddy RS
Nudes are the only thing that make me regret not growing up in the phone camera era.
These young fluffybunnies don't know how good they've got it
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There's probably an entire generation that's grown up not knowing what pubic hair looks like.
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@antipodean said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
There's probably an entire generation that's grown up not knowing what pubic hair looks like.
I'm a 90s man. Landing strip for the win
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@siam said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I found that a wedding ring was a sure fire way to get women to approach me at pubs.
Man you crack me up bro.
The things you do with that cock of yours!!
Thanks.
I think.....
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@siam said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I found that a wedding ring was a sure fire way to get women to approach me at pubs.
Man you crack me up bro.
The things you do with that cock of yours!!
Thanks.
I think.....
A least he only mentioned doing things with your own cock.
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@crucial said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@siam said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I found that a wedding ring was a sure fire way to get women to approach me at pubs.
Man you crack me up bro.
The things you do with that cock of yours!!
Thanks.
I think.....
A least he only mentioned doing things with your own cock.
It's been a while since I've seen any mention of Chris Gayle.
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@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
You are such a fuddy duddy RS
Nudes are the only thing that make me regret not growing up in the phone camera era.
These young fluffybunnies don't know how good they've got it
Mate, I last dated when I had no mobile phone and only saddos and perverts met online. You took 24 pictures with a camera and then paid some stupid amount to have them developed. Please give me some time to catch up please.
