Movie review thread...
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Super Troopers 2
Full of the kind of awesomely fucked up humour that you'd expect from Broken Lizard. As with the first some brilliantly offensive laugh out loud moments. Maybe not as many quotes? Well I haven't seen it 50,000 times like the first....I sure intend to though. Definitely one to watch on the piss with mates.
No spoilers but there's an outstanding sequel to the 'meow' scene too....Emmanuelle Chriqui is about the hottest thing I've seen in ages too.
Fucken good, well worth the wait.
4.5 Highway Patrol men out of 5 Canadians.
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The 15:17 to Paris.
A Clint Eastwood directed film about 3 mates who are on thier European holiday manage to bring down a terrorist on a train hell bent on killing.
TBF the 'movie' could have been 10 mins, but is stretched to show the boys growing up together and how they became and stayed mates and how 2 went into the military, not sure how much of the rest of it was true and not just to make a movie.
2.75 heroes out of 5 visits to the principals office.
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Took the kids to see Incredibles 2, great fun and one of the rare cases where a sequel is just as good if not better then the original. Can’t remember Elasta girl having such a wide ass and a big rack.
4.5 illegal superhero’s out of 5 jack jack super powers
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@virgil said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Took the kids to see Incredibles 2, great fun and one of the rare cases where a sequel is just as good if not better then the original. Can’t remember Elasta girl having such a wide ass and a big rack.
4.5 illegal superhero’s out of 5 jack jack super powers
Must have had some work since #1?
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@canefan said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@virgil said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Took the kids to see Incredibles 2, great fun and one of the rare cases where a sequel is just as good if not better then the original. Can’t remember Elasta girl having such a wide ass and a big rack.
4.5 illegal superhero’s out of 5 jack jack super powers
Must have had some work since #1?
She's elasta girl, stretch what you wanna stretch
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@virgil said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Took the kids to see Incredibles 2, great fun and one of the rare cases where a sequel is just as good if not better then the original. Can’t remember Elasta girl having such a wide ass and a big rack.
4.5 illegal superhero’s out of 5 jack jack super powers
It'll happen twice when you see Super Troopers 2
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@mn5 bar doesnt start that high with that though...
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@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 bar doesnt start that high with that though...
Says you. I fucken love me a bit of Broken Lizard.
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@mn5 of course says me....over rated as.
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@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 of course says me....over rated as.
It's ok. You don't have to watch it again.
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Rampage
Basically King Kong mashed up with Godzilla and a big wolf. All of the monsters smash up the city until the Rock comes along and saves the day. At one stage the chick says to the Rock ( who has brushed of a painful looking bullet in his side ) 'Davis, try not to get yourself killed'.
I bet this movie cost a fortune to make, unfortunately it is utter shit. Where THE FUCK is the Gorilla gonna live when the carnage is over ? Does the Rock not mind the fact he ate the bad lady whole ?
1.5 video game remakes out of 5 monster movies. ( it get a .5 cos Negan says a couple of funny lines )
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@mn5 it has made some decent coin at the box office, I'd say the vast majority of that is down to The Rock, pretty much the most marketable face on the planet right now.
I actually enjoyed it for what it was, a bit of fun
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@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 it has made some decent coin at the box office, I'd say the vast majority of that is down to The Rock, pretty much the most marketable face on the planet right now.
I actually enjoyed it for what it was, a bit of fun
It is a movie based on a game I used to play on a mates PC in the 80s. I wasn't exactly expecting Citizen Kane but I hoped for more than the pile of shit that I got.
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@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 it has made some decent coin at the box office, I'd say the vast majority of that is down to The Rock, pretty much the most marketable face on the planet right now.
I actually enjoyed it for what it was, a bit of fun
Agreed, I enjoyed it more than Jurassic World 2 - it was stupid and knew it was stupid.
@MN5 According to Box Office Mojo it cost $120m and made over $400m. Not close to JW2 business but not bad for a movie based solely on The Rock's charisma.
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@nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 it has made some decent coin at the box office, I'd say the vast majority of that is down to The Rock, pretty much the most marketable face on the planet right now.
I actually enjoyed it for what it was, a bit of fun
Agreed, I enjoyed it more than Jurassic World 2 - it was stupid and knew it was stupid.
@MN5 According to Box Office Mojo it cost $120m and made over $400m. Not close to JW2 business but not bad for a movie based solely on The Rock's charisma.
... and "kids from the 80s who used to play Rampage-the-game" 's nostalgia
I watched it myself on the weekend, expecting... welll, a movie starring the Rock, with the plot being this:
I wasn't disappointed... shit/zero plot, big monsters, reasonable budget, The Rock... it's exactly what it says on the tin.
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@kruse said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 it has made some decent coin at the box office, I'd say the vast majority of that is down to The Rock, pretty much the most marketable face on the planet right now.
I actually enjoyed it for what it was, a bit of fun
Agreed, I enjoyed it more than Jurassic World 2 - it was stupid and knew it was stupid.
@MN5 According to Box Office Mojo it cost $120m and made over $400m. Not close to JW2 business but not bad for a movie based solely on The Rock's charisma.
... and "kids from the 80s who used to play Rampage-the-game" 's nostalgia
I watched it myself on the weekend, expecting... welll, a movie starring the Rock, with the plot being this:
I wasn't disappointed... shit/zero plot, big monsters, reasonable budget, The Rock... it's exactly what it says on the tin.
Amazing that studios are so devoid of ideas that they based an entire film on a video game from my childhood. I'm surprised that they haven't made a Gauntlet movie yet
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Ready Player One, enjoyed it. Tons of 80s etc pop culture references and Easter eggs. Not a particularly deep movie, thought the villain (Krennic from R1) was rather bland.
A lot of fun but definitely not one of Speilbergs best
3.5 special keys out of 5 pop culture references
