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  • MN5M Offline
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    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mn5 bar doesnt start that high with that though...

    Says you. I fucken love me a bit of Broken Lizard.

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    @mn5 of course says me....over rated as.

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    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mn5 of course says me....over rated as.

    It's ok. You don't have to watch it again.

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    @mn5 phew thanks bro, thought I was gonna have to torture myself and watch again cos some random bloke on the internet was banging on about how awesome it was!

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    Exquisitely bad, modern kitsch:

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    Rampage

    Basically King Kong mashed up with Godzilla and a big wolf. All of the monsters smash up the city until the Rock comes along and saves the day. At one stage the chick says to the Rock ( who has brushed of a painful looking bullet in his side ) 'Davis, try not to get yourself killed'.

    I bet this movie cost a fortune to make, unfortunately it is utter shit. Where THE FUCK is the Gorilla gonna live when the carnage is over ? Does the Rock not mind the fact he ate the bad lady whole ?

    1.5 video game remakes out of 5 monster movies. ( it get a .5 cos Negan says a couple of funny lines )

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    @mn5 it has made some decent coin at the box office, I'd say the vast majority of that is down to The Rock, pretty much the most marketable face on the planet right now.

    I actually enjoyed it for what it was, a bit of fun

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    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mn5 it has made some decent coin at the box office, I'd say the vast majority of that is down to The Rock, pretty much the most marketable face on the planet right now.

    I actually enjoyed it for what it was, a bit of fun

    It is a movie based on a game I used to play on a mates PC in the 80s. I wasn't exactly expecting Citizen Kane but I hoped for more than the pile of shit that I got.

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    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mn5 it has made some decent coin at the box office, I'd say the vast majority of that is down to The Rock, pretty much the most marketable face on the planet right now.

    I actually enjoyed it for what it was, a bit of fun

    Agreed, I enjoyed it more than Jurassic World 2 - it was stupid and knew it was stupid.

    @MN5 According to Box Office Mojo it cost $120m and made over $400m. Not close to JW2 business but not bad for a movie based solely on The Rock's charisma.

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    @nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mn5 it has made some decent coin at the box office, I'd say the vast majority of that is down to The Rock, pretty much the most marketable face on the planet right now.

    I actually enjoyed it for what it was, a bit of fun

    Agreed, I enjoyed it more than Jurassic World 2 - it was stupid and knew it was stupid.

    @MN5 According to Box Office Mojo it cost $120m and made over $400m. Not close to JW2 business but not bad for a movie based solely on The Rock's charisma.

    ... and "kids from the 80s who used to play Rampage-the-game" 's nostalgia
    I watched it myself on the weekend, expecting... welll, a movie starring the Rock, with the plot being this:
    0_1531491523502_rampage.png

    I wasn't disappointed... shit/zero plot, big monsters, reasonable budget, The Rock... it's exactly what it says on the tin.

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    @kruse said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mn5 it has made some decent coin at the box office, I'd say the vast majority of that is down to The Rock, pretty much the most marketable face on the planet right now.

    I actually enjoyed it for what it was, a bit of fun

    Agreed, I enjoyed it more than Jurassic World 2 - it was stupid and knew it was stupid.

    @MN5 According to Box Office Mojo it cost $120m and made over $400m. Not close to JW2 business but not bad for a movie based solely on The Rock's charisma.

    ... and "kids from the 80s who used to play Rampage-the-game" 's nostalgia
    I watched it myself on the weekend, expecting... welll, a movie starring the Rock, with the plot being this:
    0_1531491523502_rampage.png

    I wasn't disappointed... shit/zero plot, big monsters, reasonable budget, The Rock... it's exactly what it says on the tin.

    Amazing that studios are so devoid of ideas that they based an entire film on a video game from my childhood. I'm surprised that they haven't made a Gauntlet movie yet

    0_1531511029653_images.jpeg

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    #9209

    @canefan gaming is bigger business than movie making isn't it, so it makes sense they try and tap into that market and tear those gamers off thier games and away to watch a movie about a game...

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    Ready Player One, enjoyed it. Tons of 80s etc pop culture references and Easter eggs. Not a particularly deep movie, thought the villain (Krennic from R1) was rather bland.
    A lot of fun but definitely not one of Speilbergs best
    3.5 special keys out of 5 pop culture references

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    The first couple of Resident Evil flicks were decent and so was Silent Hill.

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  • KruseK Offline
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    @canefan said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @kruse said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mn5 it has made some decent coin at the box office, I'd say the vast majority of that is down to The Rock, pretty much the most marketable face on the planet right now.

    I actually enjoyed it for what it was, a bit of fun

    Agreed, I enjoyed it more than Jurassic World 2 - it was stupid and knew it was stupid.

    @MN5 According to Box Office Mojo it cost $120m and made over $400m. Not close to JW2 business but not bad for a movie based solely on The Rock's charisma.

    ... and "kids from the 80s who used to play Rampage-the-game" 's nostalgia
    I watched it myself on the weekend, expecting... welll, a movie starring the Rock, with the plot being this:
    0_1531491523502_rampage.png

    I wasn't disappointed... shit/zero plot, big monsters, reasonable budget, The Rock... it's exactly what it says on the tin.

    Amazing that studios are so devoid of ideas that they based an entire film on a video game from my childhood. I'm surprised that they haven't made a Gauntlet movie yet

    0_1531511029653_images.jpeg

    You should probably be a Movie Exec. Gauntlet is only a matter of time.
    Midnight Resistance?
    Commando & Pirates! - pretty much already done.
    Defender of the Crown - likewise.
    The fact that they've done Rampage, opens up the more bizarre shit though - Bubble Bobble, Boulder Dash.
    Syndicate - now that's a fucking movie.

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  • canefanC Offline
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    replied to Kruse on last edited by
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    @kruse said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @canefan said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @kruse said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mn5 it has made some decent coin at the box office, I'd say the vast majority of that is down to The Rock, pretty much the most marketable face on the planet right now.

    I actually enjoyed it for what it was, a bit of fun

    Agreed, I enjoyed it more than Jurassic World 2 - it was stupid and knew it was stupid.

    @MN5 According to Box Office Mojo it cost $120m and made over $400m. Not close to JW2 business but not bad for a movie based solely on The Rock's charisma.

    ... and "kids from the 80s who used to play Rampage-the-game" 's nostalgia
    I watched it myself on the weekend, expecting... welll, a movie starring the Rock, with the plot being this:
    0_1531491523502_rampage.png

    I wasn't disappointed... shit/zero plot, big monsters, reasonable budget, The Rock... it's exactly what it says on the tin.

    Amazing that studios are so devoid of ideas that they based an entire film on a video game from my childhood. I'm surprised that they haven't made a Gauntlet movie yet

    0_1531511029653_images.jpeg

    You should probably be a Movie Exec. Gauntlet is only a matter of time.
    Midnight Resistance?
    Commando & Pirates! - pretty much already done.
    Defender of the Crown - likewise.
    The fact that they've done Rampage, opens up the more bizarre shit though - Bubble Bobble, Boulder Dash.
    Syndicate - now that's a fucking movie.

    They've already done spy vs spy haven't they?

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    Co & Co?

    Graham Gooch Cricket?

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    @canefan this would be a great movie...

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @canefan this would be a great movie...

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    Ok.......of about 50 million posts this is your best one. I genuinely laughed more than I should ( maybe too much pinot? I've been left alone for the night )

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  • canefanC Offline
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    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @canefan this would be a great movie...

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    It's been done. Scene from Tron

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