Movie review thread...
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@mokey said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Ocean's Eight.
Was super disappointed by this. Wasted a great cast with a dull caper, no laughs or tension or true villains which was what made the other Ocean films worth watching. And Danny's 'death' added precisely nothing to the plot.
Two diamond necklaces out of five Met Galas.
Agree it was meh , Sandra Bullocks had a lot of work done and her resemblance to Michael Jackson is very distracting.
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Siberia
John Wick for your missusI Am Wrath
Better, but Travolta's plastic surgery is very distracting. On his way to Rourkesville -
@mikethesnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Siberia
John Wick for your missusI Am Wrath
Better, but Travolta's plastic surgery is very distracting. On his way to RourkesvilleI'm assuming Liam Neesons email was down when they sent out the script for I am Wrath so they got JT instead.
Retired special ops type guy has to use his skills one more time and save the day.....pretty original premise that....
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@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Traffik
Decentish thriller involving a bikie gang who harass a couple in the wilderness for a dirty weekend. Usual cliches and very predictable 'twist' but overall ok I guess. ( it also has a charming British villain and ubiquitous dickhead mate of the main character to try and make things interesting )
The main chick was obviously extremely cold around the chest region during filming which helps my rating.
2.75 SS 69s out of 5 Harleys.
Movies like this rely on people doing dumb shit...but yeah was ok, and the British villain wasLuke Goss out of 80s pop band Bros.
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@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Traffik
Decentish thriller involving a bikie gang who harass a couple in the wilderness for a dirty weekend. Usual cliches and very predictable 'twist' but overall ok I guess. ( it also has a charming British villain and ubiquitous dickhead mate of the main character to try and make things interesting )
The main chick was obviously extremely cold around the chest region during filming which helps my rating.
2.75 SS 69s out of 5 Harleys.
Movies like this rely on people doing dumb shit...but yeah was ok, and the British villain wasLuke Goss out of 80s pop band Bros.
Yeah he was also in Blade 2 back in the day.
I hated Bros, not just for their music but because the cute chicks at school absolutely fucken loved them.
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@paekakboyz said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@virgil I dont know wtf is going on in that trailer. Are all the monsters on our side? Effects look pretty cool tho!!
Not sure! Pretty sure in the Japanese original movies Godzilla fights them all?
They are creating this monster universe where next King Kong is involved ( the one in Skull Island from last year) -
@jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Continuing in the theme of complicated messy families, I saw this the other night. The kids are the real stars of it , they were great . Rosamund Pike was not as hot as in Reacher and the YouTube video of the nervous breakdown was hilarious.
I watched this recently, thought it was very good.
4 Viking Funerals out of 5 sets of lost keys
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@canefan said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Stoned alone. Nice
This has all the ingredients to be one of THE WORST films of all time.
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How it ends. Apocalyptic movie with father and prospective son-in-law battling their way across the country to save the daughter/ fiancee. It's a bit long and there's the required "as if" moments, but it moves along and fills up the time.
If you've got two hours and want to be mindlessly entertained, watch it.
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@antipodean that's been on my watch list, so will give it a crack.
Path of Blood - video of a couple of Saudis who want to become Al Queda. Not as deep or intriguing as it might have been...lots of footage of carnage.
One amusing scene when they are off to meet Allah but one of the vehicles didn't have enough gas...
Is amusing how Osama was so revered, yet in the same breath as them being keen AF to meet Allah, they wanted Allah to protect Osama...surely if he was so awesome, he should be sitting alongside Allah?
2.5 virgins out of 5 suckers
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@hooroo said in Re: Movie review thread...:
The Humanity Bureau! Featuring Nic Cage.
Please take the time to watch this! It is incredibly bad. I’m half way through and can’t stop as I have to see how they end this!
0 radioactive carrots out of 5 undricnkable ice cubes
I have to admit I do sometimes enjoy watching an awful movie just so I can whinge at how bad it is.
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